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The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch
The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch is here in full — 387 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"That is impossible.
One cannot be a book."
"Oh yes, nothing simpler.
Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"
"What use would that be?" asked Willie.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
Editorial verification pending

A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch is here in full — 387 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"That is impossible.
/ðæt ɪz ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/
Line 2
One cannot be a book."
Line 3
"Oh yes, nothing simpler.
/oʊ jes ˈnʌθɪŋ ˈsɪmpələr/
Line 4
Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"
/let ˈevribɑːdi tʃuːz hɪz oʊn wɜːrdz ənd ɡɪv hɪz oʊn ˈmiːnɪŋ tuː ðem/
Line 5
"What use would that be?" asked Willie.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

book noun US /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading “One cannot be a book."”

choose verb US /tʃuːz/

pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading “Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"”

everybody pronoun US /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading “Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"”

impossible adjective US /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading “"That is impossible.”

meaning noun US /ˈmiːnɪŋ/

the message that is intended or expressed or signified

From this reading “Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"”

simpler adjective US /ˈsɪmpələr/

comparative of “simple” — having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading “"Oh yes, nothing simpler.”

use noun US /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading “"What use would that be?" asked Willie.”

words noun US /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading “Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

own words verb + noun

In this reading “Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"”

All words in this reading · 28

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading One cannot be a book."

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "What use would that be?" asked Willie.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading One cannot be a book."

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading One cannot be a book."

cannot

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading One cannot be a book."

chooseverbUS /tʃuːz/

pick out, select, or choose from a number of alternatives

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

everybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

impossibleadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːsəbəl/

not capable of occurring or being accomplished or dealt with

From this reading "That is impossible.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "That is impossible.

Letauxiliary verbUS /let/

used to make a suggestion or a command including the speaker

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

meaningnounUS /ˈmiːnɪŋ/

the message that is intended or expressed or signified

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading "Oh yes, nothing simpler.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh yes, nothing simpler.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One cannot be a book."

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

simpleradjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpələr/

comparative of “simple” — having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading "Oh yes, nothing simpler.

ThatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "That is impossible.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading "What use would that be?" asked Willie.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What use would that be?" asked Willie.

Willie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "What use would that be?" asked Willie.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading Let everybody choose his own words and give his own meaning to them!"

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "What use would that be?" asked Willie.

yesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading "Oh yes, nothing simpler.

Chapter 3 of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch by S. J. Adair (Shafto Justin Adair) Fitz-Gerald holds 387 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 3 of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch contain?

Chapter 3 holds 387 sentences of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch, unabridged, divided into 78 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 3 of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch by S. J. Adair (Shafto Justin Adair) Fitz-Gerald exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 387 sentences, grouped into 78 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 3 of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch?

Work through the 78 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Vocabulary met early in The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch

Words and structures a reader meets early in The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Imagination
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Always
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Ruling
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Divine
A word that appears in the opening chapter of The Zankiwank and The Bletherwitch; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.