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They and I

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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IT is not a large house,” I said.
We don’t want a large house.
Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall requireat all events, for the present.
Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.
The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently.
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They and I

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of They and I is here in full — 287 sentences across 58 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/57 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
IT is not a large house,” I said.
/ɪt ɪz nɑːt ə lɑːrdʒ haʊs aɪ sed/
Line 2
We don’t want a large house.
Line 3
Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall requireat all events, for the present.
Line 4
Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.
/ˈleɪtər ɑːn ɪf aɪ ˈevər ɡet rɪtʃ wiː kæn θroʊ aʊt ə wɪŋ/
Line 5
The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently.
/ðə ˈkɪtʃən aɪ ʃæl hæv tuː breɪk tuː jɔːr ˈmʌðər ˈdʒentli/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bachelor noun US /ˈbætʃələr/

a man who has never been married

From this reading “Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.”

bathroom noun US /ˈbæθruːm/

a room (as in a residence) containing a bathtub or shower and usually a washbasin and toilet

From this reading “Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.”

bedrooms noun US /ˈbedruːmz/

plural of “bedroom” — a room used primarily for sleeping

From this reading “Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.”

events noun US /ɪˈvents/

plural of “event” — something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading “Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.”

marked adjective US /mɑːrkt/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading “Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.”

require verb US /ˌriːˈkwaɪər/

require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading “Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.”

spare verb US /sper/

refrain from harming

From this reading “Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.”

wing noun US /wɪŋ/

a movable organ for flying (one of a pair)

From this reading “Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “IT is not a large house,” I said.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

bachelornounUS /ˈbætʃələr/

a man who has never been married

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

bathroomnounUS /ˈbæθruːm/

a room (as in a residence) containing a bathtub or shower and usually a washbasin and toilet

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

bedroomsnounUS /ˈbedruːmz/

plural of “bedroom” — a room used primarily for sleeping

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

breakverbUS /breɪk/

terminate

From this reading The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “We don’t want a large house.

eventsnounUS /ɪˈvents/

plural of “event” — something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

gentlyadverbUS /ˈdʒentli/

in a gradual manner

From this reading The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading “IT is not a large house,” I said.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “IT is not a large house,” I said.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “IT is not a large house,” I said.

ITpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “IT is not a large house,” I said.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

kitchennounUS /ˈkɪtʃən/

a room equipped for preparing meals

From this reading The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading “IT is not a large house,” I said.

LateradverbUS /ˈleɪtər/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

markedadjectiveUS /mɑːrkt/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

mothernounUS /ˈmʌðər/

a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “IT is not a large house,” I said.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

planverbUS /plæn/

have the will and intention to carry out some action

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

requireverbUS /ˌriːˈkwaɪər/

require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

richadjectiveUS /rɪtʃ/

possessing material wealth

From this reading Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “IT is not a large house,” I said.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

spareverbUS /sper/

refrain from harming

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

three-corneredadjective

having three corners

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

throwverbUS /θroʊ/

propel through the air

From this reading Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

TwonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading “We don’t want a large house.

WepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading “We don’t want a large house.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

wingnounUS /wɪŋ/

a movable organ for flying (one of a pair)

From this reading Later on, if I ever get rich, we can throw out a wing.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Two spare bedrooms, and the little three-cornered place you see marked there on the plan, next to the bathroom, and which will just do for a bachelor, will be all we shall require—at all events, for the present.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading The kitchen I shall have to break to your mother gently.

Chapter 1 of They and I by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 287 sentences, grouped into 58 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Large
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House
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Spare
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Bedrooms
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