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Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of They and I is here in full — 249 sentences across 50 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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I AM sorry the house is finished.
There is a proverb: Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”
It depends upon what you are after.
The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.
I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

They and I

Chapter XII · Chapter 12

Chapter 12 of They and I is here in full — 249 sentences across 50 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/49 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
I AM sorry the house is finished.
/aɪ æm ˈsɑːri ðə haʊs ɪz ˈfɪnɪʃt/
Line 2
There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”
/ðer ɪz ə ˈprɑːvərb fuːlz bɪld ˈhaʊsəz fɔːr waɪz men tuː laɪv ɪn/
Line 3
It depends upon what you are after.
/ɪt dɪˈpendz əˈpɑːn wʌt juː ɑːr ˈæftər/
Line 4
The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.
/ðə fuːl ɡets ðə fʌn ənd ðə waɪz men ðə brɪks ənd ˈmɔːrtər/
Line 5
I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bricks noun US /brɪks/

plural of “brick” — rectangular block of clay baked by the sun or in a kiln; used as a building or paving material

From this reading “The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.”

build verb US /bɪld/

make by combining materials and parts

From this reading “There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.””

depends verb US /dɪˈpendz/

third-person singular of “depend” — be contingent upon (something that is elided)

From this reading “It depends upon what you are after.”

Fools noun US /fuːlz/

plural of “fool” — a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading “There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.””

Lyon noun US /ˈlaɪən/

a city in east-central France on the Rhone River; a principal producer of silk and rayon

From this reading “I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.”

mortar noun US /ˈmɔːrtər/

a muzzle-loading high-angle gun with a short barrel that fires shells at high elevations for a short range

From this reading “The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.”

proverb noun US /ˈprɑːvərb/

a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people

From this reading “There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.””

whimsical adjective US /ˈwɪmzɪkəl/

determined by chance or impulse or whim rather than by necessity or reason

From this reading “I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading It depends upon what you are after.

AMauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I AM sorry the house is finished.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading It depends upon what you are after.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

bookstallnoun

a shop where books are sold

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

bricksnounUS /brɪks/

plural of “brick” — rectangular block of clay baked by the sun or in a kiln; used as a building or paving material

From this reading The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.

buildverbUS /bɪld/

make by combining materials and parts

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

dependsverbUS /dɪˈpendz/

third-person singular of “depend” — be contingent upon (something that is elided)

From this reading It depends upon what you are after.

finishedadjectiveUS /ˈfɪnɪʃt/

(of materials or goods) brought to the desired final state

From this reading I AM sorry the house is finished.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.

FoolsnounUS /fuːlz/

plural of “fool” — a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

funnounUS /fʌn/

activities that are enjoyable or amusing

From this reading The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.

Gare

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading I AM sorry the house is finished.

housesnounUS /ˈhaʊsəz/

plural of “house” — a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I AM sorry the house is finished.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I AM sorry the house is finished.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It depends upon what you are after.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

LyonnounUS /ˈlaɪən/

a city in east-central France on the Rhone River; a principal producer of silk and rayon

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

mortarnounUS /ˈmɔːrtər/

a muzzle-loading high-angle gun with a short barrel that fires shells at high elevations for a short range

From this reading The fool gets the fun, and the wise men the bricks and mortar.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

pickedverbUS /pɪkt/

past form of “pick” — select carefully from a group

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

proverbnounUS /ˈprɑːvərb/

a condensed but memorable saying embodying some important fact of experience that is taken as true by many people

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

sorryadjectiveUS /ˈsɑːri/

feeling or expressing regret or sorrow or a sense of loss over something done or undone

From this reading I AM sorry the house is finished.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I AM sorry the house is finished.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading It depends upon what you are after.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading It depends upon what you are after.

whimsicaladjectiveUS /ˈwɪmzɪkəl/

determined by chance or impulse or whim rather than by necessity or reason

From this reading I remember a whimsical story I picked up at the bookstall of the Gare de Lyon.

wiseadjectiveUS /waɪz/

having or prompted by wisdom or discernment

From this reading There is a proverb: “Fools build houses for wise men to live in.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading It depends upon what you are after.

Chapter 12 of They and I by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome holds 249 sentences, grouped into 50 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 12 holds 249 sentences of They and I, unabridged, divided into 50 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in They and I

Words and structures a reader meets early in They and I, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Large
A word that appears in the opening chapter of They and I; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
House
A word that appears in the opening chapter of They and I; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Spare
A word that appears in the opening chapter of They and I; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Bedrooms
A word that appears in the opening chapter of They and I; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.