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Thicker than water

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of Thicker than water is here in full — 554 sentences across 111 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“No such a thing!
You’re crazy, all of yuh!”
Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.
He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.
“You long-legged gallinipper!” he roared.
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Thicker than water

Chapter XVII

Chapter 17 of Thicker than water is here in full — 554 sentences across 111 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/110 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“No such a thing!
/noʊ sʌtʃ ə θɪŋ/
Line 2
You’re crazy, all of yuh!”
Line 3
Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.
Line 4
He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.
/hiː ʃʊk ə nɑːrld fɪst æt slɪm ˈkɔːldwel/
Line 5
“You long-legged gallinipper!” he roared.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

bristled adjective US /ˈbrɪsəld/

having or covered with protective barbs or quills or spines or thorns or setae etc.

From this reading “Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.”

Caldwell noun US /ˈkɔːldwel/

United States author remembered for novels about poverty and degeneration (1903-1987)

From this reading “He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.”

fist noun US /fɪst/

a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading “He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.”

gnarled adjective US /nɑːrld/

used of old persons or old trees; covered with knobs or knots

From this reading “He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.”

mustaches noun US /ˈmʌstæʃɪz/

plural of “mustache” — an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading “Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.”

roared verb US /rɔːrd/

past form of “roar” — make a loud noise, as of wind, water, or vehicles

From this reading ““You long-legged gallinipper!” he roared.”

sheriff's noun US /ˈʃerəfs/

possessive form of “sheriff” — the principal law-enforcement officer in a county

Slim adjective US /slɪm/

being of delicate or slender build

From this reading “He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “No such a thing!

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading You’re crazy, all of yuh!”

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

angrilyadverbUS /ˈæŋɡrəli/

with anger

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.

bristledadjectiveUS /ˈbrɪsəld/

having or covered with protective barbs or quills or spines or thorns or setae etc.

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

CaldwellnounUS /ˈkɔːldwel/

United States author remembered for novels about poverty and degeneration (1903-1987)

From this reading He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.

Chuckwallanoun

a herbivorous lizard that lives among rocks in the arid parts of southwestern United States and Mexico

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

crazyadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading You’re crazy, all of yuh!”

dancedverbUS /dænst/

past form of “dance” — move in a graceful and rhythmical way

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

fairlyadverbUS /ˈferli/

to certain extent or degree

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

fistnounUS /fɪst/

a hand with the fingers clenched in the palm (as for hitting)

From this reading He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.

floornounUS /flɔːr/

the inside lower horizontal surface (as of a room, hallway, tent, or other structure)

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

gallinipper

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “You long-legged gallinipper!” he roared.

gnarledadjectiveUS /nɑːrld/

used of old persons or old trees; covered with knobs or knots

From this reading He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

long-leggedadjective

having long legs

From this reading “You long-legged gallinipper!” he roared.

mustachesnounUS /ˈmʌstæʃɪz/

plural of “mustache” — an unshaved growth of hair on the upper lip

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “No such a thing!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading You’re crazy, all of yuh!”

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

roaredverbUS /rɔːrd/

past form of “roar” — make a loud noise, as of wind, water, or vehicles

From this reading “You long-legged gallinipper!” he roared.

sheriff'snounUS /ˈʃerəfs/

possessive form of “sheriff” — the principal law-enforcement officer in a county

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

shooknounUS /ʃʊk/

a disassembled barrel; the parts packed for storage or shipment

From this reading He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.

SlimadjectiveUS /slɪm/

being of delicate or slender build

From this reading He shook a gnarled fist at Slim Caldwell.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading “No such a thing!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading “No such a thing!

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading Old Chuckwalla fairly danced up and down on the sheriff’s office floor and his mustaches bristled angrily.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “You long-legged gallinipper!” he roared.

You're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You’re crazy, all of yuh!”

yuh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You’re crazy, all of yuh!”

Chapter 17 of Thicker than water by W. C. (Wilbur C.) Tuttle holds 554 sentences, grouped into 111 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 17 holds 554 sentences of Thicker than water, unabridged, divided into 111 reading sections.

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