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Thieves' Wit: An Everyday Detective Story
Thieves' Wit: An Everyday Detective Story

Chapter I

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_Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.
With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.
Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:
"Why don't you write it down?"
"I never learned the trade of writing."
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Thieves' Wit: An Everyday Detective Story

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Thieves' Wit: An Everyday Detective Story is here in full — 419 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.
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With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.
/wɪð moʊst men aɪ bɪˈliːv ɪt ɪz æz ɪt wɑːz wɪð miː nɑːt ðə keɪs ðæt hiː ˌɪnˈtriːɡz fɔːr ənd ɪkˈspekts tuː ɡet bʌt ˈsʌmθɪŋ kwaɪt ˈdɪfərənt ðæt drɑːps aʊt ʌv ˈhevən ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪd ənd ˌʌndɪˈzɜːrvd laɪk moʊst ʌv ðə ɡʊd θɪŋz ʌv laɪf/
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Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:
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"Why don't you write it down?"
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"I never learned the trade of writing."
/aɪ ˈnevər lɜːrnd ðə treɪd ʌv ˈraɪtɪŋ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

expansive adjective US /ɪkˈspænsɪv/

able or tending to expand or characterized by expansion

From this reading “Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:”

expects verb US /ɪkˈspekts/

third-person singular of “expect” — regard something as probable or likely

From this reading “With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.”

intrigues noun US /ˌɪnˈtriːɡz/

plural of “intrigue” — a crafty and involved plot to achieve your (usually sinister) ends

From this reading “With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.”

invariably adverb US /ˌɪnˈveriəbli/

without variation or change, in every case

From this reading “Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:”

repeats noun US /rɪˈpiːts/

plural of “repeat” — an event that repeats

From this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.”

succeeds verb US /səkˈsiːdz/

third-person singular of “succeed” — attain success or reach a desired goal

From this reading “Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:”

thrill noun US /θrɪl/

the swift release of a store of affective force

From this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.”

undeserved adjective US /ˌʌndɪˈzɜːrvd/

not deserved or earned

From this reading “With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

quite different adverb + adjective

In this reading “With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.”

repeats the words verb + article + noun counted as “repeat … words”

In this reading “_Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.”

tell the story verb + article + noun counted as “tell … story”

In this reading “Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:”

never learned adverb + adjective

In this reading “"I never learned the trade of writing."”

good things adjective + noun

In this reading “With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.”

drops out verb + adjective counted as “drop out”

give up in the face of defeat of lacking hope; admit defeat

In this reading “With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

agreeableadjectiveUS /əˈɡriːəbəl/

conforming to your own liking or feelings or nature

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

AmericanounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

believeverbUS /bɪˈliːv/

accept as true; take to be true

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Why don't you write it down?"

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading "Why don't you write it down?"

dropsnounUS /drɑːps/

plural of “drop” — a shape that is spherical and small

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

EverydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

expansiveadjectiveUS /ɪkˈspænsɪv/

able or tending to expand or characterized by expansion

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

expectsverbUS /ɪkˈspekts/

third-person singular of “expect” — regard something as probable or likely

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

HeavennounUS /ˈhevən/

any place of complete bliss and delight and peace

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

intriguesnounUS /ˌɪnˈtriːɡz/

plural of “intrigue” — a crafty and involved plot to achieve your (usually sinister) ends

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

invariablyadverbUS /ˌɪnˈveriəbli/

without variation or change, in every case

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

learnedadjectiveUS /lɜːrnd/

having or showing profound knowledge

From this reading "I never learned the trade of writing."

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "I never learned the trade of writing."

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

PrintedverbUS /ˈprɪntɪd/

past form of “print” — put into print

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

professionaladjectiveUS /prəˈfeʃənəl/

engaged in a profession or engaging in as a profession or means of livelihood

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

repeatsnounUS /rɪˈpiːts/

plural of “repeat” — an event that repeats

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

StatesnounUS /steɪts/

plural of “state” — the territory occupied by one of the constituent administrative districts of a nation

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

succeedsverbUS /səkˈsiːdz/

third-person singular of “succeed” — attain success or reach a desired goal

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

thrillnounUS /θrɪl/

the swift release of a store of affective force

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

tradenounUS /treɪd/

the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading "I never learned the trade of writing."

undeservedadjectiveUS /ˌʌndɪˈzɜːrvd/

not deserved or earned

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

unexpectedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪd/

not expected or anticipated

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

UnitedadjectiveUS /juːˈnaɪtɪd/

characterized by unity; being or joined into a single entity

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading With most men I believe it is as it was with me, not the case that he intrigues for and expects to get but something quite different, that drops out of Heaven unexpected and undeserved like most of the good things of life.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

whereupon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Every now and then in an expansive moment I tell the story of my case, or part of it, whereupon something like the following invariably succeeds:

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why don't you write it down?"

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

wordsnounUS /wɜːrdz/

the words that are spoken

From this reading _Printed in the United States of America_ My first case!--with what an agreeable thrill a professional man repeats the words to himself.

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading "Why don't you write it down?"

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading "I never learned the trade of writing."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Why don't you write it down?"

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Printed
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United
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States
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