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Chapter V · Chapter 5

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But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.
"Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.
"Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.
"I can't explain it.
If I could, it wouldn't be a prejudice, it would be an opinion.
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This Is the End

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of This Is the End is here in full — 402 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.
/bʌt juː aɪ hoʊp wɪl rɪˈmɛm.bər ðæt ðə koʊˈɪnsɪdəns wɑːz nɑːt soʊ ˈfʌni æz hiː θɔːt sɪns dʒeɪ hæd ˈbekənd tuː ɪt wɪð hɜːr aɪz ˈoʊ.pən/
Line 2
"Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.
Line 3
"Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.
/waɪ æskt ˈmɪstər ˈrʌsəl ˈræðər ˌɪnˈdɪɡnəntliː/
Line 4
"I can't explain it.
Line 5
If I could, it wouldn't be a prejudice, it would be an opinion.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

beckoned verb US /ˈbekənd/

past form of “beckon” — signal with the hands or nod

From this reading “But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.”

coincidence noun US /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

From this reading “But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.”

explain verb US /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading “"I can't explain it.”

funny adjective US /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.”

indignantly adverb US /ˌɪnˈdɪɡnəntliː/

in an indignant manner

From this reading “"Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.”

Jay noun US /dʒeɪ/

United States diplomat and jurist who negotiated peace treaties with Britain and served as the first chief justice of the United States Supreme Court (1745-1829)

From this reading “But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.”

prejudice noun US /ˈpredʒədɪs/

a partiality that prevents objective consideration of an issue or situation

From this reading “"Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.”

Russell noun US /ˈrʌsəl/

United States religious leader who founded the sect that is now called Jehovah's Witnesses (1852-1916)

From this reading “"Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading "Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading "Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading If I could, it wouldn't be a prejudice, it would be an opinion.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading "Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading If I could, it wouldn't be a prejudice, it would be an opinion.

beckonedverbUS /ˈbekənd/

past form of “beckon” — signal with the hands or nod

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

bus-conductors

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "I can't explain it.

coincidencenounUS /koʊˈɪnsɪdəns/

an event that might have been arranged although it was really accidental

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading If I could, it wouldn't be a prejudice, it would be an opinion.

explainverbUS /ɪkˈspleɪn/

make plain and comprehensible

From this reading "I can't explain it.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If I could, it wouldn't be a prejudice, it would be an opinion.

indignantlyadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdɪɡnəntliː/

in an indignant manner

From this reading "Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

JaynounUS /dʒeɪ/

United States diplomat and jurist who negotiated peace treaties with Britain and served as the first chief justice of the United States Supreme Court (1745-1829)

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

Kew

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading "Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading "Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.

openverbUS /ˈoʊ.pən/

To move from a closed position.

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

opinionnounUS /əˈpɪnjən/

a personal belief or judgment that is not founded on proof or certainty

From this reading If I could, it wouldn't be a prejudice, it would be an opinion.

prejudicenounUS /ˈpredʒədɪs/

a partiality that prevents objective consideration of an issue or situation

From this reading "Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.

ratheradverbUS /ˈræðər/

on the contrary

From this reading "Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

RussellnounUS /ˈrʌsəl/

United States religious leader who founded the sect that is now called Jehovah's Witnesses (1852-1916)

From this reading "Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Now, I have a prejudice against 'bus-conductors," said Kew.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

WhynounUS /waɪ/

the cause or intention underlying an action or situation, especially in the phrase “the whys and wherefores”

From this reading "Why?" asked Mr. Russell rather indignantly.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading If I could, it wouldn't be a prejudice, it would be an opinion.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading If I could, it wouldn't be a prejudice, it would be an opinion.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading But you, I hope, will remember that the coincidence was not so funny as he thought, since Jay had beckoned to it with her eyes open.

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