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Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.
In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.
But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.
Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.
In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.
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This One Problem

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of This One Problem is here in full — 297 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/59 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.
/ˈpaɪrəsi ɪn ðə pæst hæz əˈkwaɪərd ðə ˈɡɔːdi ˈteknɪkʌlər ʌv haɪ roʊˈmæns/
Line 2
In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.
/ɪn ðə ˈprezənt ˈpaɪrəsi ɪz æz ˈtɔːdri æz ˈtæblɔɪd ˈhedlaɪnz/
Line 3
But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.
Line 4
Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.
Line 5
In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Comptroller noun US /kəmˈtroʊlər/

someone who maintains and audits business accounts

From this reading “Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.”

headlines noun US /ˈhedlaɪnz/

plural of “headline” — the heading or caption of a newspaper article

From this reading “In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.”

Marc noun US /mɑːrk/

made from residue of grapes or apples after pressing

From this reading “Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.”

pint-sized adjective US /ˈpaɪntˈsaɪzd/

well below average height

From this reading “In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.”

Polder noun US /ˈpoʊldər/

low-lying land that has been reclaimed and is protected by dikes (especially in the Netherlands)

From this reading “Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.”

scary adjective US /ˈskeri/

provoking fear terror

From this reading “But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.”

tabloid noun US /ˈtæblɔɪd/

sensationalist journalism

From this reading “In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.”

technicolor noun US /ˈteknɪkʌlər/

a trademarked method of making color motion pictures

From this reading “_Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

acquiredadjectiveUS /əˈkwaɪərd/

gotten through environmental forces

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

almostadverbUS /ˈɔːlmoʊst/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

aroundprepositionUS /ərˈaʊnd/

surrounding, or on every side of, something

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

betweenprepositionUS /bɪˈtwiːn/

in the space, time, or range separating two things

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

ComptrollernounUS /kəmˈtroʊlər/

someone who maintains and audits business accounts

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

dishonorverbUS /dɪˈsɑːnər/

bring shame or dishonor upon

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

distancenounUS /ˈdɪstəns/

the property created by the space between two objects or points

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

dustyadjectiveUS /ˈdʌsti/

covered with a layer of dust

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

faradverbUS /fɑːr/

to a considerable degree; very much

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

gaudyadjectiveUS /ˈɡɔːdi/

tastelessly showy

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

half-lightnoun

a greyish light (as at dawn or dusk or in dim interiors)

From this reading In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

headlinesnounUS /ˈhedlaɪnz/

plural of “headline” — the heading or caption of a newspaper article

From this reading In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

idlyadverbUS /ˈaɪdli/

in an idle manner

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.

litteredadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtərd/

filled or scattered with a disorderly accumulation of objects or rubbish

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.

MarcnounUS /mɑːrk/

made from residue of grapes or apples after pressing

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

moonnounUS /muːn/

the natural satellite of the Earth

From this reading In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

overheadadverbUS /ˈoʊvərˈhed/

above your head; in the sky

From this reading In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

pastnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

pathnounUS /pæθ/

a course of conduct

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

pint-sizedadjectiveUS /ˈpaɪntˈsaɪzd/

well below average height

From this reading In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.

PiracynounUS /ˈpaɪrəsi/

hijacking on the high seas or in similar contexts; taking a ship or plane away from the control of those who are legally entitled to it

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

pointsnounUS /pɔɪnts/

plural of “point” — a geometric element that has position but no extension

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

PoldernounUS /ˈpoʊldər/

low-lying land that has been reclaimed and is protected by dikes (especially in the Netherlands)

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.

presentedverbUS /priˈzentɪd/

past form of “present” — give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

ResidentadjectiveUS /ˈrezɪdənt/

living in a particular place

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

roadnounUS /roʊd/

an open way (generally public) for travel or transportation

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

romancenounUS /roʊˈmæns/

a relationship between two lovers

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

romanticadjectiveUS /roʊˈmæntɪk/

belonging to or characteristic of Romanticism or the Romantic Movement in the arts

From this reading In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.

scaryadjectiveUS /ˈskeri/

provoking fear terror

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

shortestadjectiveUS /ˈʃɔːrtɪst/

superlative of “short” — primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

strolledverbUS /stroʊld/

past form of “stroll” — walk leisurely and with no apparent aim

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

stuffnounUS /stʌf/

the tangible substance that goes into the makeup of a physical object

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

tabloidnounUS /ˈtæblɔɪd/

sensationalist journalism

From this reading In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.

tawdryadjectiveUS /ˈtɔːdri/

tastelessly showy

From this reading In the present, piracy is as tawdry as tabloid headlines.

technicolornounUS /ˈteknɪkʌlər/

a trademarked method of making color motion pictures

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Piracy in the past has acquired the gaudy technicolor of high romance.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

Torran

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Marc Polder, Resident Comptroller of Torran, strolled idly down the dusty littered path that passed for a street.

townnounUS /taʊn/

an urban area with a fixed boundary that is smaller than a city

From this reading In the half-light of the pint-sized moon overhead the town looked almost romantic.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

virtuenounUS /ˈvɝː.tʃuː/

Moral excellence and goodness of character; the highest human attainment in Stoic philosophy.

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

vividlyadverbUS /ˈvɪvədli/

in a vivid manner

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading But piracy in the far future, when presented as vividly as in this story, can be scary stuff._ The shortest distance between two points may be the long way around--and a path of dishonor may well turn into the high road to virtue.

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Piracy
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