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This Way to Christmas

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of This Way to Christmas is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Then Santa did the funniest thing.
He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.
Fee, fi, fo, fumI’m a stupid old fool!” said he.
It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I mightyes, I mightget help.
The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.
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This Way to Christmas

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of This Way to Christmas is here in full — 386 sentences across 78 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/77 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Then Santa did the funniest thing.
/ðen ˈsæntə dɪd ðə ˈfʌniəst θɪŋ/
Line 2
He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.
/hiː bluː hɪz noʊz soʊ hɑːrd ðæt hiː bluː terz ˈɪntuː hɪz aɪz ənd daʊn hɪz tʃiːks/
Line 3
Fee, fi, fo, fumI’m a stupid old fool!” said he.
Line 4
It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I mightyes, I mightget help.
Line 5
The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.
/ðə wɜːrld ɪz fʊl ʌv ˈspɪrɪts huː lʌv ðə ˈtʃɪldrən æz mʌtʃ æz aɪ duː/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blew verb US /bluː/

inflected form of “blow” — exhale hard

From this reading “He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.”

cheeks noun US /tʃiːks/

plural of “cheek” — either side of the face below the eyes

From this reading “He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.”

Christmas noun US /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading ““It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.”

Fee noun US /fiː/

a fixed charge for a privilege or for professional services

From this reading ““Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.”

funniest adjective US /ˈfʌniəst/

superlative of “funny” — arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading “Then Santa did the funniest thing.”

Santa noun US /ˈsæntə/

the legendary patron saint of children; an imaginary being who is thought to bring presents to children at Christmas

From this reading “Then Santa did the funniest thing.”

spirits noun US /ˈspɪrɪts/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading “The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.”

stupid adjective US /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading ““Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

too late adverb + adjective

In this reading ““It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.”

funniest thing adjective + noun counted as “funny thing”

In this reading “Then Santa did the funniest thing.”

old fool adjective + noun

In this reading ““Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.”

All words in this reading · 54

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

aloneadjectiveUS /əˈloʊn/

Having no one else present.

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

blewverbUS /bluː/

inflected form of “blow” — exhale hard

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

cheeksnounUS /tʃiːks/

plural of “cheek” — either side of the face below the eyes

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

childrennounUS /ˈtʃɪldrən/

plural of “child” — a young person of either sex

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

ChristmasnounUS /ˈkrɪsməs/

period extending from Dec. 24 to Jan. 6

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading Then Santa did the funniest thing.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

eyesnounUS /aɪz/

opinion or judgment

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

FeenounUS /fiː/

a fixed charge for a privilege or for professional services

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

fi

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

fonoun

an officer holding the rank of major or lieutenant colonel or colonel

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

fum

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

funniestadjectiveUS /ˈfʌniəst/

superlative of “funny” — arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading Then Santa did the funniest thing.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

hardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

It's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

lateadjectiveUS /leɪt/

being or occurring at an advanced period of time or after a usual or expected time

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

lovenounUS /lʌv/

a strong positive emotion of regard and affection

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

SantanounUS /ˈsæntə/

the legendary patron saint of children; an imaginary being who is thought to bring presents to children at Christmas

From this reading Then Santa did the funniest thing.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

spiritsnounUS /ˈspɪrɪts/

an alcoholic beverage that is distilled rather than fermented

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

stupidadjectiveUS /ˈstuːpəd/

lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity

From this reading “Fee, fi, fo, fum—I’m a stupid old fool!” said he.

tearsnounUS /terz/

the process of shedding tears (usually accompanied by sobs or other inarticulate sounds)

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading He blew his nose so hard that he blew tears into his eyes and down his cheeks.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Then Santa did the funniest thing.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then Santa did the funniest thing.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Then Santa did the funniest thing.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading The world is full of spirits who love the children as much as I do.

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

yesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading “It’s too late to do Christmas alone this year; but I might—yes, I might—get help.

Chapter 5 of This Way to Christmas by Ruth Sawyer holds 386 sentences, grouped into 78 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of This Way to Christmas contain?

Chapter 5 holds 386 sentences of This Way to Christmas, unabridged, divided into 78 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of This Way to Christmas by Ruth Sawyer exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 386 sentences, grouped into 78 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Work through the 78 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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About 166 minutes of reading across 400 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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