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Chapter IV

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CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.
The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”
“Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”
Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.
It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.
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Thistledown

Chapter IV

Chapter 4 of Thistledown is here in full — 283 sentences across 57 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.
/ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪks ʌv skɑːtʃ ˈhjuːmər ˈveriəs ˈraɪtərz hæv əˈtemptɪd tuː dɪˈfaɪn skɑːtʃ ˈhjuːmər bʌt ɪt ɪz ə ˈdɪfəkəlt tæsk ənd ɪn ɔːl maɪ ˈriːdɪŋ ʌv ðə səbˈdʒekt aɪ duː nɑːt rɪˈmɛm.bər tuː hæv ˈevər siːn ə ˈveri ˌsætəˈsfæktri əˈnæləsəs ʌv ðə ˈsʌtəl ˈkwɑːntəti/
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The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”
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“Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”
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Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.
/ˈfɜːrðər tuː ðɪs ðə seɪm səˈblaɪm əˈθɔːrəti dɪˈklerd ðæt ɪt wʊd ˌriːˈkwaɪər ə ˈsɜːrdʒɪkəl ˌɑːpərˈeɪʃən tuː ɡet ə dʒoʊk wel ˈɪntuː ə skɑːtʃ ˌʌndərˈstændɪŋ/
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It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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analysis noun US /əˈnæləsəs/

an investigation of the component parts of a whole and their relations in making up the whole

From this reading “CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.”

Canon noun US /ˈkænən/

a rule or especially body of rules or principles generally established as valid and fundamental in a field of art or philosophy

From this reading “It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.”

define verb US /dɪˈfaɪn/

determine the essential quality of

From this reading “CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.”

distressing adjective US /dɪˈstresɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading ““Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.””

presumed verb US /prəˈzuːmd/

past form of “presume” — take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading “It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.”

prevails verb US /prɪˈveɪlz/

third-person singular of “prevail” — be larger in number, quantity, power, status or importance

From this reading ““Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.””

surgical adjective US /ˈsɜːrdʒɪkəl/

of or relating to or involving or used in surgery

From this reading “Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.”

witty adjective US /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading “It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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surgical operation adjective + noun

a medical procedure involving an incision with instruments; performed to repair damage or arrest disease in a living body

In this reading “Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.”

difficult task adjective + noun

In this reading “CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.”

stated intervals adjective + noun counted as “stated interval”

In this reading ““Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.””

name of verb + particle

In this reading ““Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.””

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

admitverbUS /ədˈmɪt/

declare to be true or admit the existence or reality or truth of

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

analysisnounUS /əˈnæləsəs/

an investigation of the component parts of a whole and their relations in making up the whole

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

attemptedadjectiveUS /əˈtemptɪd/

tried unsuccessfully

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

authoritynounUS /əˈθɔːrəti/

the power or right to give orders or make decisions

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

CanonnounUS /ˈkænən/

a rule or especially body of rules or principles generally established as valid and fundamental in a field of art or philosophy

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

cauld

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From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

CHARACTERISTICSnounUS /ˌkerəktərˈɪstɪks/

plural of “characteristic” — a prominent attribute or aspect of something

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

countrynounUS /ˈkʌntri/

a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

declaredadjectiveUS /dɪˈklerd/

made known or openly avowed

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

defineverbUS /dɪˈfaɪn/

determine the essential quality of

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

difficultadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfəkəlt/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

distressingadjectiveUS /dɪˈstresɪŋ/

causing distress or worry or anxiety

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

effortnounUS /ˈefərt/

earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

elementnounUS /ˈeləmənt/

an abstract part of something

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

famousadjectiveUS /ˈfeɪməs/

widely known and esteemed

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

FurtheradverbUS /ˈfɜːrðər/

to or at a greater extent or degree or a more advanced stage (“further” is used more often than “farther” in this abstract sense)

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

HUMOURnounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

ideanounUS /aɪˈdiːə/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

immoderatelyadverb

without moderation; in an immoderate manner

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

infinitelyadverbUS /ˈɪnfənətli/

without bounds

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

intervalsnounUS /ˈɪntərvəlz/

plural of “interval” — a definite length of time marked off by two instants

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

jokenounUS /dʒoʊk/

a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

labouredadjective

lacking natural ease

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

NorthnounUS /nɔːrθ/

the region of the United States lying to the north of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

obtainedverbUS /əbˈteɪnd/

past form of “obtain” — come into possession of

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

occasionallyadverbUS /əˈkeɪʒənəli/

sporadically and infrequently

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

operationnounUS /ˌɑːpərˈeɪʃən/

the state of being in effect or being operative

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

presumedverbUS /prəˈzuːmd/

past form of “presume” — take to be the case or to be true; accept without verification or proof

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

prevailsverbUS /prɪˈveɪlz/

third-person singular of “prevail” — be larger in number, quantity, power, status or importance

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

puir

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From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

quantitynounUS /ˈkwɑːntəti/

how much there is or how many there are of something that you can quantify

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

readingnounUS /ˈriːdɪŋ/

the cognitive process of understanding a written linguistic message

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

remarknounUS /rɪˈmɑːrk/

a statement that expresses a personal opinion or belief or adds information

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

rememberverbUS /rɪˈmɛm.bər/

To recall to mind.

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

requireverbUS /ˌriːˈkwaɪər/

require as useful, just, or proper

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

satisfactoryadjectiveUS /ˌsætəˈsfæktri/

giving satisfaction

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

SCOTCHnounUS /skɑːtʃ/

a slight surface cut (especially a notch that is made to keep a tally)

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

seriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

SmithnounUS /smɪθ/

Rhodesian statesman who declared independence of Zimbabwe from Great Britain (born in 1919)

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

statedadjectiveUS /ˈsteɪtɪd/

declared as fact; explicitly stated

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

sublimeadjectiveUS /səˈblaɪm/

inspiring awe

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

subtleadjectiveUS /ˈsʌtəl/

difficult to detect or grasp by the mind or analyze

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

surgicaladjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrdʒɪkəl/

of or relating to or involving or used in surgery

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

SydneynounUS /ˈsɪdni/

the largest Australian city located in southeastern Australia on the Tasman Sea; state capital of New South Wales; Australia's chief port

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

tasknounUS /tæsk/

any piece of work that is undertaken or attempted

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

tasteverbUS /teɪst/

To perceive flavor through the mouth.

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The famous Sydney Smith did not admit that such an element obtained in our “puir cauld country.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

TheirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

understandingnounUS /ˌʌndərˈstændɪŋ/

the cognitive condition of someone who understands

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

VariousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

witnounUS /wɪt/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

wittyadjectiveUS /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading It has been presumed that the witty Canon was not serious in his remark; that it was a laboured effort of his to make a joke.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Further to this, the same sublime authority declared that it would require a surgical operation to get a joke well into a Scotch understanding.

writersnounUS /ˈraɪtərz/

plural of “writer” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading CHARACTERISTICS OF SCOTCH HUMOUR Various writers have attempted to define Scotch humour, but it is a difficult task, and in all my reading of the subject I do not remember to have ever seen a very satisfactory analysis of the subtle quantity.

wut

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From this reading “Their only idea of wit which prevails occasionally in the North,” said he, “and which, under the name of ‘wut,’ is so infinitely distressing to people of good taste, is laughing immoderately at stated intervals.”

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