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Three Hats: A Farcical Comedy in Three Acts
Three Hats: A Farcical Comedy in Three Acts

Chapter II

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MRS.
S. (sentimentally to BLITHERS).
I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.
I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.
(Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Three Hats: A Farcical Comedy in Three Acts

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Three Hats: A Farcical Comedy in Three Acts is here in full — 433 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/86 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
MRS.
/ˈmɪsɪz/
Line 2
S. (sentimentally to BLITHERS).
Line 3
I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.
/aɪ wɪʃ ˈleɪdiz wɜːr əˈlaʊd tuː ˈfriːkwənt klʌbz/
Line 4
I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.
/aɪ wʊd ɡɪv ðə wɜːrld tuː mɪks əˈmʌŋst ˈɔːθərz ˈpeɪntərz ənd ˈpoʊəts/
Line 5
(Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

authors noun US /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.”

clubs noun US /klʌbz/

plural of “club” — a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading “I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.”

frequent verb US /ˈfriːkwənt/

do one's shopping at; do business with; be a customer or client of

From this reading “I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.”

longed verb US /lɔːŋd/

past form of “long” — desire strongly or persistently

From this reading “(Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!”

mix verb US /mɪks/

mix together different elements

From this reading “I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.”

painters noun US /ˈpeɪntərz/

plural of “painter” — an artist who paints

From this reading “I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.”

poets noun US /ˈpoʊəts/

plural of “poet” — a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading “I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.”

Pointedly adverb US /ˈpɔɪntɪdliː/

in such a manner as to make something clearly evident

From this reading “(Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

allowedverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

past form of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.

amongstprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋst/

surrounded by; in the company of

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

authorsnounUS /ˈɔːθərz/

plural of “author” — writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

BLITHERS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading S. (sentimentally to BLITHERS).

clubsnounUS /klʌbz/

plural of “club” — a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.

frequentverbUS /ˈfriːkwənt/

do one's shopping at; do business with; be a customer or client of

From this reading I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

ladiesnounUS /ˈleɪdiz/

plural of “lady” — a polite name for any woman

From this reading I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

longedverbUS /lɔːŋd/

past form of “long” — desire strongly or persistently

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

mixverbUS /mɪks/

mix together different elements

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

MRSnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading MRS.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

paintersnounUS /ˈpeɪntərz/

plural of “painter” — an artist who paints

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

poetnounUS /ˈpoʊət/

a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

poetsnounUS /ˈpoʊəts/

plural of “poet” — a writer of poems (the term is usually reserved for writers of good poetry)

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

PointedlyadverbUS /ˈpɔɪntɪdliː/

in such a manner as to make something clearly evident

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading (Pointedly.) Oh, how I have longed to know a real live poet!

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading S. (sentimentally to BLITHERS).

sentimentallyadverb

in a sentimental manner

From this reading S. (sentimentally to BLITHERS).

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading S. (sentimentally to BLITHERS).

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.

wishverbUS /wɪʃ/

hope for; have a wish

From this reading I wish ladies were allowed to frequent clubs.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading I would give the world to mix amongst authors, painters and poets.

Chapter 2 of Three Hats: A Farcical Comedy in Three Acts by Arthur Shirley holds 433 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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