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Tinker's Dam

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.
They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.
I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.
"Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.
"Hurry it up, boy."
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Tinker's Dam

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Tinker's Dam is here in full — 408 sentences across 82 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/81 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.
Line 2
They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.
/ðeɪ hæv ˈɔːrdərz nɑːt tuː kɔːl miː bɪˈfɔːr ˈbrekfəst fɔːr ˈeniθɪŋ les ðæn ə ˈnæʃənəl kəˈlæməti/
Line 3
I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.
/aɪ prest ækˈsept tuː ˈstɑːrtəld tuː teɪk ðə ˈlæðər frʌm maɪ feɪs/
Line 4
"Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.
/haɪ dʒɪp dʒɔːrdʒ ˈkeli sed tuː miː frʌm ðə skriːn/
Line 5
"Hurry it up, boy."
/ˈhɜːri ɪt ʌp bɔɪ/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

calamity noun US /kəˈlæməti/

an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading “They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.”

divert verb US /daɪˈvɜːrt/

turn aside; turn away from

From this reading “_There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.”

fundamental adjective US /ˌfʌndəˈmentəl/

serving as an essential component

From this reading “_There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.”

Gyp noun US /dʒɪp/

(sometimes offensive) an act of swindling or cheating

From this reading “"Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.”

Kelly noun US /ˈkeli/

United States circus clown (1898-1979)

From this reading “"Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.”

lather noun US /ˈlæðər/

the froth produced by soaps or detergents

From this reading “I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.”

screen noun US /skriːn/

a white or silvered surface where pictures can be projected for viewing

From this reading “"Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.”

shaving noun US /ˈʃeɪvɪŋ/

the act of removing hair with a razor

From this reading “_There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

AcceptverbUS /ækˈsept/

consider or hold as true

From this reading I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.

ancientadjectiveUS /ˈeɪn.ʃənt/

Belonging to the very distant past and no longer in existence or deeply revered.

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

attentionnounUS /əˈtenʃən/

the process whereby a person concentrates on some features of the environment to the (relative) exclusion of others

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading "Hurry it up, boy."

breakfastverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

calamitynounUS /kəˈlæməti/

an event resulting in great loss and misfortune

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

divertverbUS /daɪˈvɜːrt/

turn aside; turn away from

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

doingverbUS /ˈduːɪŋ/

-ing form of “do” — engage in

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

fundamentaladjectiveUS /ˌfʌndəˈmentəl/

serving as an essential component

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading "Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.

GypnounUS /dʒɪp/

(sometimes offensive) an act of swindling or cheating

From this reading "Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

HinounUS /haɪ/

an expression of greeting

From this reading "Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.

HurrynounUS /ˈhɜːri/

a condition of urgency making it necessary to hurry

From this reading "Hurry it up, boy."

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Hurry it up, boy."

KellynounUS /ˈkeli/

United States circus clown (1898-1979)

From this reading "Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.

lathernounUS /ˈlæðər/

the froth produced by soaps or detergents

From this reading I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

middlenounUS /ˈmɪdəl/

an area that is approximately central within some larger region

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

nationaladjectiveUS /ˈnæʃənəl/

of or relating to or belonging to a nation or country

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

ordersnounUS /ˈɔːrdərz/

plural of “order” — (often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

pressedadjectiveUS /prest/

compacted by ironing

From this reading I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.

screennounUS /skriːn/

a white or silvered surface where pictures can be projected for viewing

From this reading "Hi, Gyp," George Kelly said to me from the screen.

shavingnounUS /ˈʃeɪvɪŋ/

the act of removing hair with a razor

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

showman's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

somethingpronounUS /ˈsʌmθɪŋ/

a thing, without saying which

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

startledadjectiveUS /ˈstɑːrtəld/

excited by sudden surprise or alarm and making a quick involuntary movement

From this reading I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading They have orders not to call me before breakfast for anything less than a national calamity.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading I pressed "Accept," too startled to take the lather from my face.

tricknounUS /trɪk/

a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

TV-phone

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading "Hurry it up, boy."

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _There is something very fundamental indeed about the ancient showman's trick--divert their attention from the thing you're really doing ..._ The call on the TV-phone came right in the middle of my shaving.

Chapter 1 of Tinker's Dam by Joseph Tinker holds 408 sentences, grouped into 82 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Something
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Fundamental
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Indeed
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Ancient
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