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Told by an idiot

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FIN-DE-SIÈCLE ROME THE threshold of the nineties.
Decades have a delusive edge to them.
They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.
But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.
The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.
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Told by an idiot

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Told by an idiot is here in full — 2263 sentences across 453 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/452 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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FIN-DE-SIÈCLE ROME THE threshold of the nineties.
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Decades have a delusive edge to them.
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They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.
/ðeɪ ɑːr nɑːt ʌv kɔːrs ˈrɪli ˈpɪriədz æt ɔːl ɪkˈsept æz ˈeni ˈʌðər ten jɪrz meɪ biː/
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But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.
/bʌt wiː ˈlʊkɪŋ æt ðem ɑːr kɑːt baɪ ðə ˈdɪfərənt neɪm iːtʃ berz ənd ɡɪv ðem ˈdɪfərənt ˈætrəbjuːts ənd taɪ ˈleɪbəlz ɑːn ðem æz ɪf ðeɪ wɜːr ˈflaʊərz ɪn ə ˈbɔːrdər/
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The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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attributes noun US /ˈætrəbjuːts/

plural of “attribute” — a construct whereby objects or individuals can be distinguished

From this reading “But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.”

decadent adjective US /ˈdekədənt/

luxuriously self-indulgent

From this reading “The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.”

Decades noun US /deˈkeɪdz/

plural of “decade” — a period of 10 years

From this reading “Decades have a delusive edge to them.”

Kipling noun US /ˈkɪplɪŋ/

English author of novels and poetry who was born in India (1865-1936)

From this reading “The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.”

labels noun US /ˈleɪbəlz/

plural of “label” — a brief description given for purposes of identification

From this reading “But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.”

militant adjective US /ˈmɪlətənt/

disposed to warfare or hard-line policies

From this reading “The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.”

nineties noun US /ˈnaɪntiz/

the decade from 1890 to 1899

From this reading “FIN-DE-SIÈCLE ROME THE threshold of the nineties.”

patriotic adjective US /ˌpeɪtriˈɑːtɪk/

inspired by love for your country

From this reading “The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

ten years noun + noun

In this reading “They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.”

of course preposition + noun

as might be expected

In this reading “They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.”

labels on verb + particle counted as “label on”

In this reading “But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.”

caught by verb + particle counted as “catch by”

In this reading “But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Decades have a delusive edge to them.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

attributesnounUS /ˈætrəbjuːts/

plural of “attribute” — a construct whereby objects or individuals can be distinguished

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

bearsnounUS /berz/

plural of “bear” — massive plantigrade carnivorous or omnivorous mammals with long shaggy coats and strong claws

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

Beerbohmnoun

English writer and caricaturist (1872-1956)

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

bordernounUS /ˈbɔːrdər/

a line that indicates a boundary

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

caughtverbUS /kɑːt/

inflected form of “catch” — discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

crudeadjectiveUS /kruːd/

not carefully or expertly made

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

decadentadjectiveUS /ˈdekədənt/

luxuriously self-indulgent

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

DecadesnounUS /deˈkeɪdz/

plural of “decade” — a period of 10 years

From this reading Decades have a delusive edge to them.

delusiveadjective

inappropriate to reality or facts

From this reading Decades have a delusive edge to them.

differentadjectiveUS /ˈdɪfərənt/

unlike in nature or quality or form or degree

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

dilettantenoun

an amateur who engages in an activity without serious intentions and who pretends to have knowledge

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

eachdeterminerUS /iːtʃ/

every one of two or more people or things, taken separately

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

edgenounUS /edʒ/

the boundary of a surface

From this reading Decades have a delusive edge to them.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

FIN-DE-SIÈCLE

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From this reading FIN-DE-SIÈCLE ROME THE threshold of the nineties.

flowersnounUS /ˈflaʊərz/

plural of “flower” — a plant cultivated for its blooms or blossoms

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

gayadjectiveUS /ɡeɪ/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

giveverbUS /ɡɪv/

cause to have, in the abstract sense or physical sense

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Decades have a delusive edge to them.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

imperialadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpɪriəl/

relating to or associated with an empire

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

KiplingnounUS /ˈkɪplɪŋ/

English author of novels and poetry who was born in India (1865-1936)

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

labelsnounUS /ˈleɪbəlz/

plural of “label” — a brief description given for purposes of identification

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

MaxnounUS /mæks/

street names for gamma hydroxybutyrate

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

militantadjectiveUS /ˈmɪlətənt/

disposed to warfare or hard-line policies

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

nameverbUS /neɪm/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

ninetiesnounUS /ˈnaɪntiz/

the decade from 1890 to 1899

From this reading FIN-DE-SIÈCLE ROME THE threshold of the nineties.

noisyadjectiveUS /ˈnɔɪzi/

full of or characterized by loud and nonmusical sounds

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading FIN-DE-SIÈCLE ROME THE threshold of the nineties.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

patrioticadjectiveUS /ˌpeɪtriˈɑːtɪk/

inspired by love for your country

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

periodsnounUS /ˈpɪriədz/

plural of “period” — an amount of time

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

prophetnounUS /ˈprɑːfət/

an authoritative person who divines the future

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

ROMEnounUS /roʊm/

capital and largest city of Italy; on the Tiber; seat of the Roman Catholic Church; formerly the capital of the Roman Republic and the Roman Empire

From this reading FIN-DE-SIÈCLE ROME THE threshold of the nineties.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading FIN-DE-SIÈCLE ROME THE threshold of the nineties.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading Decades have a delusive edge to them.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

thresholdnounUS /ˈθreʃoʊld/

the starting point for a new state or experience

From this reading FIN-DE-SIÈCLE ROME THE threshold of the nineties.

tienounUS /taɪ/

neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

tiredadjectiveUS /ˈtaɪərd/

depleted of strength or energy

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Decades have a delusive edge to them.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading But we, looking at them, are caught by the different name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels on them, as if they were flowers in a border.

wittyadjectiveUS /ˈwɪti/

combining clever conception and facetious expression

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other ten years may be.

yellowadjectiveUS /ˈjeloʊ/

of the color intermediate between green and orange in the color spectrum; of something resembling the color of an egg yolk

From this reading The nineties, we say, were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent, yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy, imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.

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