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Tom Fairfield's Schooldays
Tom Fairfield's Schooldays

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Tom Fairfield's Schooldays is here in full — 141 sentences across 29 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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AN ANGRY PROFESSOR Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?
I mean full of water.
The pitcher full, that is to say, not the nose.”
Never, and I’m not going to begin now.”
Well, I am.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Tom Fairfield's Schooldays

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Tom Fairfield's Schooldays is here in full — 141 sentences across 29 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/28 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
AN ANGRY PROFESSORTom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?
/æn ˈæŋɡri prəˈfesər tɑːm dɪd juː ˈevər ˈbæləns ə ˈwɔːtər ˈpɪtʃər ɑːn jɔːr noʊz/
Line 2
I mean full of water.
/aɪ miːn fʊl ʌv ˈwɔːtər/
Line 3
The pitcher full, that is to say, not the nose.”
/ðə ˈpɪtʃər fʊl ðæt ɪz tuː seɪ nɑːt ðə noʊz/
Line 4
Never, and I’m not going to begin now.”
Line 5
Well, I am.
/wel aɪ æm/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

angry adjective US /ˈæŋɡri/

feeling or showing anger

From this reading “AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?”

balance verb US /ˈbæləns/

bring into balance or equilibrium

From this reading “AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?”

begin verb US /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading ““Never, and I’m not going to begin now.””

mean verb US /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading “I mean full of water.”

nose noun US /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading “AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?”

pitcher noun US /ˈpɪtʃər/

(baseball) the person who does the pitching

From this reading “AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?”

professor noun US /prəˈfesər/

someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading “AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?”

Tom noun US /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading “AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading “Well, I am.

ANdeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “Never, and I’m not going to begin now.”

ANGRYadjectiveUS /ˈæŋɡri/

feeling or showing anger

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

balanceverbUS /ˈbæləns/

bring into balance or equilibrium

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

beginverbUS /bɪˈɡɪn/

take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading “Never, and I’m not going to begin now.”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

everadverbUS /ˈevər/

at any time

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading I mean full of water.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading “Never, and I’m not going to begin now.”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I mean full of water.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Never, and I’m not going to begin now.”

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The pitcher full, that is to say, not the nose.”

meanverbUS /miːn/

mean or intend to express or convey

From this reading I mean full of water.

NeveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “Never, and I’m not going to begin now.”

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading The pitcher full, that is to say, not the nose.”

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading “Never, and I’m not going to begin now.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I mean full of water.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

pitchernounUS /ˈpɪtʃər/

(baseball) the person who does the pitching

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

PROFESSORnounUS /prəˈfesər/

someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading The pitcher full, that is to say, not the nose.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The pitcher full, that is to say, not the nose.”

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The pitcher full, that is to say, not the nose.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The pitcher full, that is to say, not the nose.”

TomnounUS /tɑːm/

male cat

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Well, I am.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading AN ANGRY PROFESSOR “Tom, did you ever balance a water pitcher on your nose?

Chapter 6 of Tom Fairfield's Schooldays by Allen Chapman holds 141 sentences, grouped into 29 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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