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Too Many Eggs

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Too Many Eggs is here in full — 119 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?
Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.
He was looking for a bargain.
It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.
The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.
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Too Many Eggs

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Too Many Eggs is here in full — 119 sentences across 24 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/23 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?
Line 2
Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.
Line 3
He was looking for a bargain.
/hiː wɑːz ˈlʊkɪŋ fɔːr ə ˈbɑːrɡən/
Line 4
It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.
Line 5
The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chicken noun US /ˈtʃɪkən/

the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading “Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?”

compartment noun US /kəmˈpɑːrtmənt/

a space into which an area is subdivided

From this reading “The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.”

freezing noun US /ˈfriːzɪŋ/

the withdrawal of heat to change something from a liquid to a solid

From this reading “The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.”

fried adjective US /fraɪd/

cooked by frying in fat

From this reading “Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?”

lbs noun US /paʊndz/

plural of “lb” — 16 ounces avoirdupois

From this reading “The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.”

phlegmatic adjective US /fleɡˈmætɪk/

showing little emotion

From this reading “Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.”

production noun US /prəˈdʌkʃən/

the act or process of producing something

From this reading “It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.”

refrigerator noun US /rəˈfrɪdʒəreɪtər/

white goods in which food can be stored at low temperatures

From this reading “Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

fried eggs adjective + noun

In this reading “Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?”

usual fashion adjective + noun

In this reading “Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.”

All words in this reading · 50

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

245

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

Angeles

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

bargainnounUS /ˈbɑːrɡən/

an agreement between parties (usually arrived at after discussion) fixing obligations of each

From this reading He was looking for a bargain.

belowprepositionUS /bɪˈloʊ/

at or to a lower level than something

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

breakfastverbUS /ˈbrekfəst/

eat an early morning meal

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

buyverbUS /baɪ/

obtain by purchase; acquire by means of a financial transaction

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

chickennounUS /ˈtʃɪkən/

the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

citizennounUS /ˈsɪtəzən/

a native or naturalized member of a state or other political community

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

compartmentnounUS /kəmˈpɑːrtmənt/

a space into which an area is subdivided

From this reading The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.

considerablyadverbUS /kənˈsɪdərəbli/

to a great extent or degree

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

Coxe

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

eggsnounUS /eɡz/

oval reproductive body of a fowl (especially a hen) used as food

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

EverybodypronounUS /ˈevribɑːdi/

every person

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

fashionnounUS /ˈfæʃən/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

freezingnounUS /ˈfriːzɪŋ/

the withdrawal of heat to change something from a liquid to a solid

From this reading The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.

freshadjectiveUS /freʃ/

recently made, produced, or harvested

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

friedadjectiveUS /fraɪd/

cooked by frying in fat

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He was looking for a bargain.

heldadjectiveUS /held/

occupied or in the control of; often used in combination

From this reading The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

latestadjectiveUS /ˈleɪtəst/

up to the immediate present; most recent or most up-to-date

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

lbsnounUS /paʊndz/

plural of “lb” — 16 ounces avoirdupois

From this reading The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.

likesnounUS /laɪks/

plural of “like” — a similar kind

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

linenounUS /laɪn/

a formation of people or things one beside another

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

lookingnounUS /ˈlʊkɪŋ/

the act of directing the eyes toward something and perceiving it visually

From this reading He was looking for a bargain.

Los

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

markedadjectiveUS /mɑːrkt/

strongly marked; easily noticeable

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

meatnounUS /miːt/

the flesh of animals (including fishes and birds and snails) used as food

From this reading The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.

modelnounUS /ˈmɑːdəl/

a hypothetical description of a complex entity or process

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The freezing compartment held 245 lbs. of meat.

phlegmaticadjectiveUS /fleɡˈmætɪk/

showing little emotion

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

productionnounUS /prəˈdʌkʃən/

the act or process of producing something

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

refrigeratornounUS /rəˈfrɪdʒəreɪtər/

white goods in which food can be stored at low temperatures

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

standardadjectiveUS /ˈstændərd/

conforming to or constituting a standard of measurement or value; or of the usual or regularized or accepted kind

From this reading It was the latest model, fresh from the new production line in Los Angeles, and was marked down considerably below standard.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

unusuallyadverbUS /əˈnjuːʒuːəli/

to a remarkable degree or extent

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

usualadjectiveUS /ˈjuːʒəwəl/

occurring or encountered or experienced or observed frequently or in accordance with regular practice or procedure

From this reading Coxe, an unusually phlegmatic citizen, came to buy the new refrigerator in the usual fashion.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He was looking for a bargain.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Everybody likes fried eggs for breakfast--but would a chicken?

Chapter 1 of Too Many Eggs by Kris Neville holds 119 sentences, grouped into 24 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 119 sentences of Too Many Eggs, unabridged, divided into 24 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Too Many Eggs

Words and structures a reader meets early in Too Many Eggs, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Everybody
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Too Many Eggs; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Likes
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Too Many Eggs; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Fried
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Too Many Eggs; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Breakfast--but
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Too Many Eggs; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.