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Torchy, Private Sec.

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

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TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.
I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.
I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!
And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.
Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.
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Torchy, Private Sec.

Chapter XVI · Chapter 16

Chapter 16 of Torchy, Private Sec. is here in full — 263 sentences across 53 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/52 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.
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I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.
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I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!
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And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.
/ənd dʒʌst bɪˈkɔːz wiː θɔːt ɪt wʊd biː ə ˈhæpi hʌntʃ tuː taɪ ɪn hɪz kɑːrd wɪð em hiː ɡoʊz ənd ɡets ˈpiːvɪʃ/
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Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

circuit noun US /ˈsɜːrkət/

an electrical device that provides a path for electrical current to flow

From this reading “TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.”

Cupid noun US /ˈkjuːpɪd/

(Roman mythology) god of love; counterpart of Greek Eros

From this reading “I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.”

Hampton noun US /ˈhæmptən/

United States musician who was the first to use the vibraphone as a jazz instrument (1913-2002)

From this reading “I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!”

hunch noun US /hʌntʃ/

an impression that something might be the case

From this reading “And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.”

peevish adjective US /ˈpiːvɪʃ/

easily irritated or annoyed

From this reading “And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.”

roasts noun US /roʊsts/

plural of “roast” — a piece of meat roasted or for roasting and of a size for slicing into more than one portion

From this reading “Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.”

stunt noun US /stʌnt/

a difficult or unusual or dangerous feat; usually done to gain attention

From this reading “I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.”

tackles noun US /ˈtækəlz/

plural of “tackle” — the person who plays that position on a football team

From this reading “TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

benefitnounUS /ˈbenəfɪt/

financial assistance in time of need

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

bunchnounUS /bʌntʃ/

a grouping of a number of similar things

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

cardnounUS /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

CIRCUITnounUS /ˈsɜːrkət/

an electrical device that provides a path for electrical current to flow

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.

CupidnounUS /ˈkjuːpɪd/

(Roman mythology) god of love; counterpart of Greek Eros

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

discountin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

dollarsnounUS /ˈdɑːlərz/

plural of “dollar” — the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

DutchadjectiveUS /dʌtʃ/

of or relating to the Netherlands or its people or culture

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

factnounUS /fækt/

a piece of information about circumstances that exist or events that have occurred

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

gayadjectiveUS /ɡeɪ/

bright and pleasant; promoting a feeling of cheer

From this reading Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.

getsnounUS /ɡets/

plural of “get” — a return on a shot that seemed impossible to reach and would normally have resulted in a point for the opponent

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

gettin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

HamptonnounUS /ˈhæmptən/

United States musician who was the first to use the vibraphone as a jazz instrument (1913-2002)

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

happyadjectiveUS /ˈhæpi/

enjoying or showing or marked by joy or pleasure

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

hunchnounUS /hʌntʃ/

an impression that something might be the case

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

investedverbUS /ˌɪnˈvestəd/

past form of “invest” — make an investment

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

NotadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

passedverbUS /pæst/

past form of “pass” — go across or through

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

peevishadjectiveUS /ˈpiːvɪʃ/

easily irritated or annoyed

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

pullverbUS /pʊl/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.

roastsnounUS /roʊsts/

plural of “roast” — a piece of meat roasted or for roasting and of a size for slicing into more than one portion

From this reading Not that he comes right out and roasts me for gettin' gay.

RobertnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

rosesnounUS /ˈroʊzɪz/

plural of “rose” — any of many shrubs of the genus Rosa that bear roses

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

SHORTadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

sixnounUS /sɪks/

the cardinal number that is the sum of five and one

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

smoothadjectiveUS /smuːð/

having a surface free from roughness or bumps or ridges or irregularities

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

stuntnounUS /stʌnt/

a difficult or unusual or dangerous feat; usually done to gain attention

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

TACKLESnounUS /ˈtækəlz/

plural of “tackle” — the person who plays that position on a football team

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

tienounUS /taɪ/

neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

TORCHY

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

triedadjectiveUS /traɪd/

tested and proved useful or correct

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

tryin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

Vee

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading TORCHY TACKLES A SHORT CIRCUIT There was no use discountin' the fact, or tryin' to smooth it over.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

we'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading I'd invested six whole dollars in that bunch of roses we'd passed up to Miss Hampton, too!

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading I was in Dutch with Mr. Robert--all because Vee and I tried to pull a little Cupid stunt for his benefit.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading And just because we thought it would be a happy hunch to tie in his card with 'em, he goes and gets peevish.

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