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Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3 is here in full — 422 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.
He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.
What d’ye think of that, ha?
But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.
Now, what have you come arter?”
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Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3 is here in full — 422 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.
Line 2
He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.
Line 3
What d’ye think of that, ha?
Line 4
But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.
/bʌt skʌl jɔːr tʃer raʊnd kloʊs əˈlɔːŋˈsaɪd ər miː soʊ juː kæn hiːr/
Line 5
Now, what have you come arter?”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

alongside adverb US /əˈlɔːŋˈsaɪd/

side by side

From this reading “But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.”

drumstick noun US /ˈdrʌmstɪk/

the lower joint of the leg of a fowl

From this reading ““Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.”

gill noun US /ɡɪl/

a British imperial capacity unit (liquid or dry) equal to 5 fluid ounces or 142.066 cubic centimeters

From this reading “He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.”

ketch noun US /ketʃ/

a sailing vessel with two masts; the mizzen is forward of the rudderpost

From this reading “He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.”

rum noun US /rʌm/

liquor distilled from fermented molasses

From this reading “He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.”

scull noun US /skʌl/

a long oar that is mounted at the stern of a boat and moved left and right to propel the boat forward

From this reading “But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.”

toss verb US /tɔːs/

throw or toss with a light motion

From this reading “He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.”

tune noun US /tuːn/

a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading “He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

take off verb + particle

leave

In this reading “He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.”

come down verb + adjective

move downward and lower, but not necessarily all the way

In this reading “He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.”

toss up verb + adjective

In this reading “He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.”

in the air preposition + article + noun counted as “in … air”

on everybody's mind

In this reading “He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.”

think of verb + particle

keep in mind for attention or consideration

In this reading “What d’ye think of that, ha?”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

airnounUS /er/

a mixture of gases (especially oxygen) required for breathing; the stuff that the wind consists of

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

alongsideadverbUS /əˈlɔːŋˈsaɪd/

side by side

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

arter

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Now, what have you come arter?”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

Beedle

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

d'ye

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What d’ye think of that, ha?

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

drumsticknounUS /ˈdrʌmstɪk/

the lower joint of the leg of a fowl

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

ernounUS /ər/

a trivalent metallic element of the rare earth group; occurs with yttrium

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

fathernounUS /ˈfɑːðər/

a male parent (also used as a term of address to your father)

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

gillnounUS /ɡɪl/

a British imperial capacity unit (liquid or dry) equal to 5 fluid ounces or 142.066 cubic centimeters

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

hanounUS /hɑː/

(astronomy) the angular distance of a celestial point measured westward along the celestial equator from the zenith crossing; the right ascension for an observer at a particular location and time of day

From this reading What d’ye think of that, ha?

handleverbUS /ˈhændəl/

be in charge of, act on, or dispose of

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Now, what have you come arter?”

HepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

JohnnynounUS /ˈdʒɑːni/

“Johnny” was applied as a nickname for Confederate soldiers by the Federal soldiers in the American Civil War; “greyback” derived from their grey Confederate uniforms

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

ketchnounUS /ketʃ/

a sailing vessel with two masts; the mizzen is forward of the rudderpost

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

liveverbUS /laɪv/

be an inhabitant of or reside in

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

losin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

Methuseler

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Now, what have you come arter?”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

rumnounUS /rʌm/

liquor distilled from fermented molasses

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

scullnounUS /skʌl/

a long oar that is mounted at the stern of a boat and moved left and right to propel the boat forward

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

sich

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading But scull your chair round close alongside er me, so you can hear.

strokenounUS /stroʊk/

(sports) the act of swinging or striking at a ball with a club or racket or bat or cue or hand

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading What d’ye think of that, ha?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading What d’ye think of that, ha?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

tossverbUS /tɔːs/

throw or toss with a light motion

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

tunenounUS /tuːn/

a succession of notes forming a distinctive sequence

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading What d’ye think of that, ha?

whileconjunctionUS /waɪl/

during the time that

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

whirlin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

withoutprepositionUS /wɪˈθaʊt/

not having, not using, or not accompanied by

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading He would toss up his drumstick, and while it was whirlin’ in the air, take off a gill er rum, and then ketch it as it come down, without losin’ a stroke in the tune.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

you'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Johnny Beedle, you’ll never handle sich a drumstick as your father did, if you live to the age of Methuseler.

Chapter 3 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3 by Thomas Chandler [Editor] Haliburton holds 422 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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