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Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3 is here in full — 435 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.
“Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy.
“No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.
I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”
The next was Moses Firmby.
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Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3 is here in full — 435 sentences across 87 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/87 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.
Line 2
“Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy.
Line 3
“No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.
Line 4
I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”
Line 5
The next was Moses Firmby.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

badly adverb US /ˈbædli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading ““My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.”

crack verb US /kræk/

become fractured; break or crack on the surface only

From this reading “I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.””

fore noun US /fɔːr/

front part of a vessel or aircraft

From this reading “I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.””

hurry noun US /ˈhɜːri/

a condition of urgency making it necessary to hurry

From this reading ““No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.”

Mealy adjective US /ˈmiːli/

containing meal or made of meal

From this reading ““Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy.”

Moses noun US /ˈmoʊzəs/

(Old Testament) the Hebrew prophet who led the Israelites from Egypt across the Red sea on a journey known as the Exodus; Moses received the Ten Commandments from God on Mount Sinai

From this reading “The next was Moses Firmby.”

shoot verb US /ʃuːt/

hit with a missile from a weapon

From this reading ““No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.”

Simon noun US /ˈsaɪmən/

one of the twelve Apostles (first century)

From this reading ““My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

badlyadverbUS /ˈbædli/

to a severe or serious degree

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

ballnounUS /bɔːl/

round object that is hit or thrown or kicked in games

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

crackverbUS /kræk/

become fractured; break or crack on the surface only

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy.

Firmby

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The next was Moses Firmby.

forenounUS /fɔːr/

front part of a vessel or aircraft

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

gunnounUS /ɡʌn/

a weapon that discharges a missile at high velocity (especially from a metal tube or barrel)

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

hardlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdli/

only a very short time before

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

heardadjectiveUS /hɜːrd/

detected or perceived by the sense of hearing

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

hurrynounUS /ˈhɜːri/

a condition of urgency making it necessary to hurry

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

load'nd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

MealyadjectiveUS /ˈmiːli/

containing meal or made of meal

From this reading “Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy.

MosesnounUS /ˈmoʊzəs/

(Old Testament) the Hebrew prophet who led the Israelites from Egypt across the Red sea on a journey known as the Exodus; Moses received the Ten Commandments from God on Mount Sinai

From this reading The next was Moses Firmby.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading The next was Moses Firmby.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading “Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy.

piecenounUS /piːs/

a separate part of a whole

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

shootverbUS /ʃuːt/

hit with a missile from a weapon

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

SimonnounUS /ˈsaɪmən/

one of the twelve Apostles (first century)

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading “Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy.

that's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “No man can shoot that’s in such a hurry as you is.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading “Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I’d hardly got to sleep ’fore I heard the crack o’ the gun.”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading “My piece was badly _load’nd_,” said Simon, when he heard the place of his ball.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Oh, you don’t take time,” said Mealy.

Chapter 6 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 1 of 3 by Thomas Chandler [Editor] Haliburton holds 435 sentences, grouped into 87 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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