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Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3

Chapter I

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B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.
EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.
&C.
I N T H R E E V O L U M E S.
V O L. III.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3 is here in full — 2114 sentences across 423 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/422 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.
/biː waɪ en ə tiː aɪ viː iː ə juː tiː eɪtʃ oʊ ɑːr es/
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EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.
/ˈedətəd ənd əˈdæptɪd baɪ ðə ˈɔːθər ʌv sæm slɪk ðə oʊld dʒʌdʒ ðə ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ ɪn əˈmerəkə siː/
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&C.
/siː/
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I N T H R E E V O L U M E S.
/aɪ en tiː eɪtʃ ɑːr iː iː viː oʊ el juː em iː es/
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V O L. III.

Learner Dictionary

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adapted adjective US /əˈdæptɪd/

changed in order to improve or made more fit for a particular purpose

From this reading “EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.”

america noun US /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading “EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.”

author noun US /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading “EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.”

edited adjective US /ˈedətəd/

improved or corrected by critical editing

From this reading “EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.”

english noun US /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading “EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.”

judge verb US /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading “EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.”

sam noun US /sæm/

a guided missile fired from land or shipboard against an airborne target

From this reading “EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.”

slick noun US /slɪk/

a slippery smoothness

From this reading “EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.”

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BY THE AUTHOR preposition + article + noun counted as “by … author”

In this reading “EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

ADAPTEDadjectiveUS /əˈdæptɪd/

changed in order to improve or made more fit for a particular purpose

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

AMERICAnounUS /əˈmerəkə/

North American republic containing 50 states - 48 conterminous states in North America plus Alaska in northwest North America and the Hawaiian Islands in the Pacific Ocean; achieved independence in 1776

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

AUTHORnounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

BnounUS /biː/

aerobic rod-shaped spore-producing bacterium; often occurring in chainlike formations; found primarily in soil

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

BYprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

CnounUS /siː/

a degree on the centigrade scale of temperature

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

EnounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

EDITEDadjectiveUS /ˈedətəd/

improved or corrected by critical editing

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

ENGLISHnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlɪʃ/

an Indo-European language belonging to the West Germanic branch; the official language of Britain and the United States and most of the commonwealth countries

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

HnounUS /eɪtʃ/

a nonmetallic univalent element that is normally a colorless and odorless highly flammable diatomic gas; the simplest and lightest and most abundant element in the universe

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

IIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading V O L. III.

INprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

JUDGEverbUS /dʒʌdʒ/

determine the result of (a competition)

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

LnounUS /el/

a metric unit of capacity, formerly defined as the volume of one kilogram of pure water under standard conditions; now equal to 1,000 cubic centimeters (or approximately 1.75 pints)

From this reading I N T H R E E V O L U M E S.

MnounUS /em/

the basic unit of length adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites (approximately 1.094 yards)

From this reading I N T H R E E V O L U M E S.

NnounUS /en/

a common nonmetallic element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless inert diatomic gas; constitutes 78 percent of the atmosphere by volume; a constituent of all living tissues

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

OnounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

OLDadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

RnounUS /ɑːr/

a unit of radiation exposure; the dose of ionizing radiation that will produce 1 electrostatic unit of electricity in 1 cc of dry air

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

SnounUS /es/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

SAMnounUS /sæm/

a guided missile fired from land or shipboard against an airborne target

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

SLICKnounUS /slɪk/

a slippery smoothness

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

TnounUS /tiː/

a base found in DNA (but not in RNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading EDITED AND ADAPTED BY THE AUTHOR OF “SAM SLICK,” “THE OLD JUDGE,” “THE ENGLISH IN AMERICA,” &C.

UnounUS /juː/

a base containing nitrogen that is found in RNA (but not in DNA) and derived from pyrimidine; pairs with adenine

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

VnounUS /viː/

a unit of potential equal to the potential difference between two points on a conductor carrying a current of 1 ampere when the power dissipated between the two points is 1 watt

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

YnounUS /waɪ/

a silvery metallic element that is common in rare-earth minerals; used in magnesium and aluminum alloys

From this reading B Y N A T I V E A U T H O R S.

Chapter 1 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3 by Thomas Chandler [Editor] Haliburton holds 2114 sentences, grouped into 423 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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