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Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3 is here in full — 93 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Pineville, December 27th, 1842.
Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.
You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.
Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.
But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.
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Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3 is here in full — 93 sentences across 19 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/18 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Pineville, December 27th, 1842.
Line 2
Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.
Line 3
You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.
Line 4
Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.
Line 5
But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chalk noun US /tʃɔːk/

A soft white limestone used for marking doors, stone walls, and slate.

From this reading “You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.”

circumstance noun US /ˈsɜːrkəmstæns/

a condition that accompanies or influences some event or activity

From this reading “But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.”

December noun US /dɪˈsembər/

the last (12th) month of the year

From this reading “Pineville, December 27th, 1842.”

mighty adjective US /ˈmaɪti/

having or showing great strength or force or intensity

From this reading “Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.”

nigh adjective US /naɪ/

not far distant in time or space or degree or circumstances

From this reading “Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.”

slick noun US /slɪk/

a slippery smoothness

From this reading “Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.”

thing's noun US /θɪŋz/

possessive form of “thing” — a special situation

whistle verb US /ˈwɪsəl/

make whistling sounds

From this reading “Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Dear Sir adjective + noun

In this reading “Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.”

last letter adjective + noun

In this reading “You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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1842

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Pineville, December 27th, 1842.

27th

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From this reading Pineville, December 27th, 1842.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

bein

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From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

bringverbUS /brɪŋ/

take something or somebody with oneself somewhere

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.

chalknounUS /tʃɔːk/

A soft white limestone used for marking doors, stone walls, and slate.

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

circumstancenounUS /ˈsɜːrkəmstæns/

a condition that accompanies or influences some event or activity

From this reading But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.

comeverbUS /kʌm/

move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

Crismus

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.

DecembernounUS /dɪˈsembər/

the last (12th) month of the year

From this reading Pineville, December 27th, 1842.

dednoun

a doctor's degree in education

From this reading Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

gwine

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

MarynounUS /ˈmeri/

the mother of Jesus; Christians refer to her as the Virgin Mary; she is especially honored by Roman Catholics

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

mightyadjectiveUS /ˈmaɪti/

having or showing great strength or force or intensity

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

nighadjectiveUS /naɪ/

not far distant in time or space or degree or circumstances

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.

Pineville

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Pineville, December 27th, 1842.

seriousadjectiveUS /ˈsɪriəs/

concerned with work or important matters rather than play or trivialities

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.

slicknounUS /slɪk/

a slippery smoothness

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.

thing'snounUS /θɪŋz/

possessive form of “thing” — a special situation

From this reading Dear Sir, Crismus is over, and the thing’s ded.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

undertakin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

whistleverbUS /ˈwɪsəl/

make whistling sounds

From this reading Well, I done it, slick as a whistle, though it come mighty nigh bein’ a serious undertakin’.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading But I’ll tell you all about the whole circumstance.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You know I told you in my last letter I was gwine to bring Miss Mary up to the chalk a Crismus.

Chapter 5 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3 by Thomas Chandler [Editor] Haliburton holds 93 sentences, grouped into 19 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 93 sentences of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3, unabridged, divided into 19 reading sections.

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