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Chapter 10 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3 is here in full — 59 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Pineville, June 19th, 1843.
Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.
Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.
She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.
She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.
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Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3

Chapter X

Chapter 10 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3 is here in full — 59 sentences across 12 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/11 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Pineville, June 19th, 1843.
Line 2
Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.
Line 3
Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.
Line 4
She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.
Line 5
She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

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bigger adjective US /ˈbɪɡər/

large or big relative to something else

From this reading “She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.”

June noun US /dʒuːn/

the month following May and preceding July

From this reading “Pineville, June 19th, 1843.”

rascal noun US /ˈræskəl/

a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel

From this reading “She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.”

scalded verb US /ˈskɔːldɪd/

past form of “scald” — subject to harsh criticism

From this reading “She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.”

smooth adjective US /smuːð/

having a surface free from roughness or bumps or ridges or irregularities

From this reading “Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.”

wear verb US /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading “Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.”

whiskers noun US /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading “She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.”

writ noun US /rɪt/

(law) a legal document issued by a court or judicial officer

From this reading “Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

red whiskers noun + noun

In this reading “She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.”

Dear Sir adjective + noun

In this reading “Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.”

went on verb + particle counted as “go on”

continue a certain state, condition, or activity

In this reading “Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.”

wear off verb + particle

deteriorate through use or stress

In this reading “Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.”

last letter adjective + noun

In this reading “Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.”

got over verb + particle counted as “get over”

travel across or pass over

In this reading “Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.”

some sense adjective + noun

In this reading “She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.”

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1843

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From this reading Pineville, June 19th, 1843.

19th

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From this reading Pineville, June 19th, 1843.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

biggeradjectiveUS /ˈbɪɡər/

large or big relative to something else

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

coon's

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From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

CousinnounUS /ˈkʌzən/

the child of your aunt or uncle

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

DearadjectiveUS /dɪr/

dearly loved

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

don't

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From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

Everything's

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From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

foolnounUS /fuːl/

a person who lacks good judgment

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

he's

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From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

JunenounUS /dʒuːn/

the month following May and preceding July

From this reading Pineville, June 19th, 1843.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

lastadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

letternounUS /ˈletər/

a written message addressed to a person or organization

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

madadjectiveUS /mæd/

roused to anger

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

MarynounUS /ˈmeri/

the mother of Jesus; Christians refer to her as the Virgin Mary; she is especially honored by Roman Catholics

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

musent

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From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

Pete

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From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

Pineville

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From this reading Pineville, June 19th, 1843.

prettyadjectiveUS /ˈprɪti/

pleasing by delicacy or grace; not imposing

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

rascalnounUS /ˈræskəl/

a deceitful and unreliable scoundrel

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

rednounUS /red/

red color or pigment; the chromatic color resembling the hue of blood

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

scaldedverbUS /ˈskɔːldɪd/

past form of “scald” — subject to harsh criticism

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

ses

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From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

she's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

skare

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

smoothadjectiveUS /smuːð/

having a surface free from roughness or bumps or ridges or irregularities

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

wearverbUS /wer/

be dressed in

From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

whetherconjunctionUS /ˈweðər/

used to introduce two or more possibilities

From this reading She ses she always thought Pete had _some sense_, but now, she ses, she don’t know whether he’s a bigger rascal than he is a fool.

whiskersnounUS /ˈwɪskərz/

the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face

From this reading She ses he musent never put his foot in our house, if he don’t want to get his old red whiskers scalded off his fool face.

won't

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From this reading Mary soon got over her skare, but the way she’s mad at Cousin Pete won’t wear off in a coon’s age.

writnounUS /rɪt/

(law) a legal document issued by a court or judicial officer

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Dear Sir, Everything’s went on pretty smooth sense I writ my last letter to you.

Chapter 10 of Traits of American Humour, Vol. 3 of 3 by Thomas Chandler [Editor] Haliburton holds 59 sentences, grouped into 12 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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