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Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff
Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff

Chapter I

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It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.
Well, that is what I have done.
This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.
Like Topsy, the book “growed.”
An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.
I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.
EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring
outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a
game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff is here in full — 9 sentences across 2 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.
/ɪt hæz bɪn sed ðæt ˈeni mæn ʌv məˈtʃʊr eɪdʒ kʊd raɪt æt liːst wʌn ˈɪntrəstɪŋ bʊk ɪf hiː kənˈfaɪnd hɪmˈself tuː rɪˈleɪtɪŋ hɪz oʊn ɪkˈspɪriənsɪz/
Line 2
Well, that is what I have done.
/wel ðæt ɪz wʌt aɪ hæv dʌn/
Line 3
This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.
/ðɪs ɪz praɪˈmerəli ðə ˈstɔːri ʌv maɪ laɪf ˌɪntərˈspɜːrst wɪð ˈveriəs ˈænəkdoʊts ˈwiːzəz ənd ɡæɡz pərˈteɪnɪŋ tuː ə prəˈfeʃən kənˈsɜːrnɪŋ ðə riːl ˌɪnˈsaɪd ʌv wɪtʃ ðə ˈpʌblɪk ɪz ˈmoʊstli ˈɪɡnərənt/
Line 4
Like Topsy, the book “growed.”
Line 5
An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.
/æn ˈɪnsədənt rɪˈkɔːld hiːr ə ˈstɔːri rɪˈmembərd ðer hæz bɪn ˈdʒɑːtɪd daʊn æt hæpˈhæzərd æz ðə muːd siːzd miː/
Line 6
I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.
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EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring
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outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a
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game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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brokers noun US /ˈbroʊkərz/

plural of “broker” — a businessman who buys or sells for another in exchange for a commission

From this reading “outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a”

conjuring noun US /ˈkɑːndʒərɪŋ/

calling up a spirit or devil

From this reading “EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring”

gags noun US /ɡæɡz/

plural of “gag” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.”

haphazard adjective US /hæpˈhæzərd/

dependent upon or characterized by chance

From this reading “An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.”

jotted verb US /ˈdʒɑːtɪd/

inflected form of “jot” — write briefly or hurriedly; write a short note of

From this reading “An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.”

pertaining verb US /pərˈteɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “pertain” — be relevant to

From this reading “This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.”

primarily adverb US /praɪˈmerəli/

for the most part

From this reading “This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.”

wheezes noun US /ˈwiːzəz/

plural of “wheeze” — breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading “This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

mature age adjective + noun

In this reading “It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.”

interspersed with verb + particle counted as “intersperse with”

In this reading “This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.”

interesting book adjective + noun

In this reading “It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.”

making money noun + noun

In this reading “game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3”

new life adjective + noun

In this reading “game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3”

any man adjective + noun

In this reading “It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.”

All words in this reading · 180

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

3

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From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

addverbUS /æd/

make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

agenounUS /eɪdʒ/

how long something has existed

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

anecdotesnounUS /ˈænəkdoʊts/

plural of “anecdote” — short account of an incident (especially a biographical one)

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

anxiousadjectiveUS /ˈæŋkʃəs/

eagerly desirous

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

appreciativeadjectiveUS /əˈpriːʃieɪtɪv/

feeling or expressive of gratitude

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

attemptsnounUS /əˈtempts/

plural of “attempt” — earnest and conscientious activity intended to do or accomplish something

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

audiencesnounUS /ˈɑːdiənsəz/

plural of “audience” — a gathering of spectators or listeners at a (usually public) performance

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

BeatverbUS /biːt/

come out better in a competition, race, or conflict

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

beginningnounUS /bɪˈɡɪnɪŋ/

the event consisting of the start of something

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

BestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

brokersnounUS /ˈbroʊkərz/

plural of “broker” — a businessman who buys or sells for another in exchange for a commission

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

Busking

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From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

ChapternounUS /ˈtʃæptər/

a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

ChaptersnounUS /ˈtʃæptərz/

plural of “chapter” — a subdivision of a written work; usually numbered and titled

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

Christmas-boxing

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

clearverbUS /klɪr/

rid of obstructions

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

concerningverbUS /kənˈsɜːrnɪŋ/

-ing form of “concern” — be relevant to

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

confinedadjectiveUS /kənˈfaɪnd/

not invading healthy tissue

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

conjuringnounUS /ˈkɑːndʒərɪŋ/

calling up a spirit or devil

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

CoveringnounUS /ˈkʌvərɪŋ/

a natural object that covers or envelops

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

cyclenounUS /ˈsaɪkəl/

an interval during which a recurring sequence of events occurs

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading Well, that is what I have done.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

EARLYadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

EditornounUS /ˈedətər/

a person responsible for the editorial aspects of publication; the person who determines the final content of a text (especially of a newspaper or magazine)

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

entertainmentnounUS /ˌentərˈteɪnmənt/

an activity that is diverting and that holds the attention

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

experiencesnounUS /ɪkˈspɪriənsɪz/

plural of “experience” — the accumulation of knowledge or skill that results from direct participation in events or activities

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

foodnounUS /fuːd/

any substance that can be metabolized by an animal to give energy and build tissue

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

FournounUS /fɔːr/

the cardinal number that is the sum of three and one

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

fourpencenoun

a former English silver coin worth four pennies

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

friendnounUS /frend/

a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

frightnounUS /fraɪt/

an emotion experienced in anticipation of some specific pain or danger (usually accompanied by a desire to flee or fight)

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

gagsnounUS /ɡæɡz/

plural of “gag” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

gainverbUS /ɡeɪn/

obtain

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

gamenounUS /ɡeɪm/

a contest with rules to determine a winner

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

Good-byenounUS /ɡɪdˈbaɪ/

a farewell remark

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

growed

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From this reading Like Topsy, the book “growed.”

growsverbUS /ɡroʊz/

third-person singular of “grow” — pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

haphazardadjectiveUS /hæpˈhæzərd/

dependent upon or characterized by chance

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

HardadjectiveUS /hɑːrd/

not easy; requiring great physical or mental effort to accomplish or comprehend or endure

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Well, that is what I have done.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

himselfpronounUS /hɪmˈself/

used when the man or boy doing the action is also its object

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

home-made

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

HungernounUS /ˈhʌŋɡər/

a physiological need for food; the consequence of food deprivation

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Well, that is what I have done.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

ignorantadjectiveUS /ˈɪɡnərənt/

uneducated in general; lacking knowledge or sophistication

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

incidentnounUS /ˈɪnsədənt/

a single distinct event

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

incidentsnounUS /ˈɪnsədənts/

plural of “incident” — a single distinct event

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

indebtedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈdetɪd/

owing gratitude or recognition to another for help or favors etc

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

insideadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈsaɪd/

relating to or being on the side closer to the center or within a defined space

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

interestingadjectiveUS /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/

arousing or holding the attention

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

interspersedverbUS /ˌɪntərˈspɜːrst/

past form of “intersperse” — place at intervals in or among

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

introduceverbUS /ˌɪntrəˈduːs/

cause to come to know personally

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Well, that is what I have done.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

Jennings

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

JimmyverbUS /ˈdʒɪmi/

to move or force, especially in an effort to get something open

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

jottedverbUS /ˈdʒɑːtɪd/

inflected form of “jot” — write briefly or hurriedly; write a short note of

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

kidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

LearningnounUS /ˈlɜːrnɪŋ/

the cognitive process of acquiring skill or knowledge

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

leastadjectiveUS /liːst/

the superlative of “little” that can be used with mass nouns and is usually preceded by “the”; a quantifier meaning smallest in amount or extent or degree

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

LikeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Like Topsy, the book “growed.”

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

MagazinenounUS /ˈmæɡəziːn/

a periodic publication containing pictures and stories and articles of interest to those who purchase it or subscribe to it

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

matureadjectiveUS /məˈtʃʊr/

characteristic of maturity

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

messengernounUS /ˈmesəndʒər/

a person who carries a message

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

moodnounUS /muːd/

a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

moreadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

mostlyadverbUS /ˈmoʊstli/

in large part; mainly or chiefly

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

NearlyadverbUS /ˈnɪrli/

(of actions or states) slightly short of or not quite accomplished; all but

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

niggers

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

officenounUS /ˈɔːfɪs/

place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

OrdernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

outfitnounUS /ˈaʊtfɪt/

any cohesive unit such as a military company

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

ownverbUS /oʊn/

have ownership or possession of

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

PAGEnounUS /peɪdʒ/

one side of one leaf (of a book or magazine or newspaper or letter etc.) or the written or pictorial matter it contains

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

patterer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

periodicalnounUS /ˌpɪriˈɑːdɪkəl/

a publication that appears at fixed intervals

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

permissionnounUS /pərˈmɪʃən/

approval to do something

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

pertainingverbUS /pərˈteɪnɪŋ/

-ing form of “pertain” — be relevant to

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

pitchnounUS /pɪtʃ/

the property of sound that varies with variation in the frequency of vibration

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

postverbUS /poʊst/

affix in a public place or for public notice

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

primarilyadverbUS /praɪˈmerəli/

for the most part

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

professionnounUS /prəˈfeʃən/

the body of people in a learned occupation

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

publicnounUS /ˈpʌblɪk/

people in general considered as a whole

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

quickadjectiveUS /kwɪk/

accomplished rapidly and without delay

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

realadjectiveUS /riːl/

being or occurring in fact or actuality; having verified existence; not illusory

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

recalledverbUS /rɪˈkɔːld/

past form of “recall” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

recordedadjectiveUS /rəˈkɔːrdɪd/

set down or registered in a permanent form especially on film or tape for reproduction

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

relatingverbUS /rɪˈleɪtɪŋ/

-ing form of “relate” — make a logical or causal connection

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

rememberedverbUS /rɪˈmembərd/

past form of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

reproduceverbUS /ˌriːprəˈduːs/

make a copy or equivalent of

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

rewardedverbUS /rɪˈwɔːrdɪd/

past form of “reward” — bestow honor or rewards upon

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

riotnounUS /ˈraɪət/

a public act of violence by an unruly mob

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

roadnounUS /roʊd/

an open way (generally public) for travel or transportation

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

SacknounUS /sæk/

a bag made of paper or plastic for holding customer's purchases

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

sandsnounUS /sændz/

the region of the shore of a lake or sea or ocean

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

seizedverbUS /siːzd/

past form of “seize” — take hold of; grab

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

showman's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

showsnounUS /ʃoʊz/

plural of “show” — the act of publicly exhibiting or entertaining

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

SmalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

Southend

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

spotnounUS /spɑːt/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

StagenounUS /steɪdʒ/

any distinct time period in a sequence of events

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

storynounUS /ˈstɔːri/

a message that tells the particulars of an act or occurrence or course of events; presented in writing or drama or cinema or as a radio or television program

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

StrandnounUS /strænd/

a pattern forming a unity within a larger structural whole

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

streetnounUS /striːt/

a thoroughfare (usually including sidewalks) that is lined with buildings

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

telegraphnounUS /ˈteləɡræf/

apparatus used to communicate at a distance over a wire (usually in Morse code)

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

telescopeverbUS /ˈteləskoʊp/

crush together or collapse

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading An incident recalled here, a story remembered there, has been jotted down at haphazard as the mood seized me.

thirstnounUS /θɜːrst/

a physiological need to drink

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

ThisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

timesnounUS /taɪmz/

a more or less definite period of time now or previously present

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

Topsy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Like Topsy, the book “growed.”

tradenounUS /treɪd/

the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

trampnounUS /træmp/

a vagrant

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

TricksnounUS /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

variousadjectiveUS /ˈveriəs/

of many different kinds purposefully arranged but lacking any uniformity

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

watchesnounUS /ˈwɑːtʃəz/

plural of “watch” — a small portable timepiece

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading game and gain a friend--“A quick way of making money”--Learning to be a street patterer --Tricks of the showman’s trade--Nearly a riot--Jimmy grows anxious--Good-bye to London once more--A new pitch--And the beginning of a new life 3

welcomeverbUS /ˈwelkəm/

accept gladly

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading Well, that is what I have done.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Well, that is what I have done.

wheezesnounUS /ˈwiːzəz/

plural of “wheeze” — breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

winverbUS /wɪn/

be the winner in a contest or competition; be victorious

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading This is primarily the story of my life, interspersed with various anecdotes, “wheezes,” and “gags,” pertaining to a profession concerning the real inside of which the public is mostly ignorant.

WorkverbUS /wɜːrk/

exert oneself by doing mental or physical work for a purpose or out of necessity

From this reading EARLY EXPERIENCES PAGE Work as a telegraph messenger boy--First attempts at “public” entertainment--Small but appreciative audiences--I introduce the cycle to the post office--Christmas-boxing on my own-- I am rewarded with the “Order of the Sack”--Hard times--A home-made conjuring

Wrathfuladjective

vehemently incensed and condemnatory

From this reading outfit--On tramp to Southend--Busking on the sands--Wrathful “niggers”--“Stage” fright--“Best clear, kid”--I clear--On the road back to London--Hunger and thirst--Four shows for fourpence--A “welcome” home--No food in the house and the brokers in--“Covering the spot”--Jimmy Jennings--I win watches--Beat a

writeverbUS /raɪt/

produce a literary work

From this reading It has been said that any man of mature age could write at least one interesting book, if he confined himself to relating his own experiences.

XIIInoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of twelve and one

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

XIVnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of thirteen and one

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

XVnoun

the cardinal number that is the sum of fourteen and one

From this reading I may add that the incidents recorded in Chapters XIV. and XV., as also the human telescope story in Chapter XIII., first saw the light in the _Strand Magazine_, to the Editor of which periodical I am indebted for permission to reproduce them here.

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