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Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff

Chapter XVI

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WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.
The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.
I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.
A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.
Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff

Chapter XVI

Chapter 16 of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff is here in full — 341 sentences across 69 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.
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The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.
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I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.
/aɪ ˈriːkɔːl ə ˈveri ˈfʌni ˈlɪtəl ˈɪnsədənt ðæt ˈhæpənd hiːr nɑːt lɔːŋ sɪns/
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A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.
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Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

gags noun US /ɡæɡz/

plural of “gag” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.”

marker noun US /ˈmɑːrkər/

some conspicuous object used to distinguish or mark something

From this reading “WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.”

mythical adjective US /ˈmɪθəkəl/

based on or told of in traditional stories; lacking factual basis or historical validity

From this reading “WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.”

one-sided adjective US /ˌwʌnˈsaɪdəd/

not reversible or capable of having either side out

From this reading “Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.”

salaries noun US /ˈsæləriz/

plural of “salary” — something that remunerates

From this reading “A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.”

tec noun US /tek/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading “WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.”

wheeze noun US /wiːz/

breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading “WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.”

wheezes noun US /ˈwiːzəz/

plural of “wheeze” — breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading “WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

playing billiards noun + noun

In this reading “A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.”

chatting together verb + particle counted as “chat together”

In this reading “A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.”

most wonderful adverb + adjective

In this reading “WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.”

took place verb + noun counted as “take place”

come to pass

In this reading “Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.”

little incident adjective + noun

In this reading “I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.”

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625

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From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

AboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

ajaradjectiveUS /əˈdʒɑːr/

slightly open

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

AndeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

artiste's

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From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

AustraliannounUS /ɔːˈstreɪljən/

a native or inhabitant of Australia

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

barbernounUS /ˈbɑːrbər/

United States composer (1910-1981)

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

BigadjectiveUS /bɪɡ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

billiardadjectiveUS /ˈbɪljərd/

of or relating to billiards

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

billiardsnounUS /ˈbɪljərdz/

any of several games played on rectangular cloth-covered table (with cushioned edges) in which long tapering cue sticks are used to propel ivory (or composition) balls

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

birdnounUS /bɜːrd/

warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

blood-thirsty

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

bottomsnounUS /ˈbɑːtəmz/

plural of “bottom” — the lower side of anything

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

carefullyadverbUS /ˈkerfəli/

taking care or paying attention

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

centresnounUS /ˈsentərz/

plural of “centre” — a low-lying region in central France

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

Charing

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From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

chattingverbUS /ˈtʃætɪŋ/

inflected form of “chat” — talk socially without exchanging too much information

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

Chiswick

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From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

ClubnounUS /klʌb/

a team of professional baseball players who play and travel together

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

commandedverbUS /kəˈmændɪd/

past form of “command” — be in command of

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

CrossverbUS /krɔːs/

travel across or pass over

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

dialoguenounUS /ˈdaɪəlɔːɡ/

a conversation between two persons

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

doornounUS /dɔːr/

a swinging or sliding barrier that will close the entrance to a room or building or vehicle

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

doubleverbUS /ˈdʌbəl/

increase twofold

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

dénouement

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From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

enteredverbUS /ˈentərd/

past form of “enter” — to come or go into

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

etc

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From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

fallverbUS /fɔːl/

descend in free fall under the influence of gravity

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

followingadjectiveUS /ˈfɑːloʊɪŋ/

about to be mentioned or specified

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

Fred

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

funnyadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

GAGSnounUS /ɡæɡz/

plural of “gag” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

GoingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

grewverbUS /ɡruː/

inflected form of “grow” — pass into a condition gradually, take on a specific property or attribute; become

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

GrowingnounUS /ˈɡroʊɪŋ/

(biology) the process of an individual organism growing organically; a purely biological unfolding of events involved in an organism changing gradually from a simple to a more complex level

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

hearverbUS /hiːr/

perceive (sound) via the auditory sense

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

hitverbUS /hɪt/

cause to move by striking

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

humanadjectiveUS /ˈhjuːmən/

characteristic of humanity

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

incidentnounUS /ˈɪnsədənt/

a single distinct event

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

insultnounUS /ˌɪnˈsʌlt/

a rude expression intended to offend or hurt

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

largelyadverbUS /ˈlɑːrdʒli/

in large part; mainly or chiefly

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

leavingnounUS /ˈliːvɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

Lindrum

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

longadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

lotnounUS /lɑːt/

(often followed by “of”) a large number or amount or extent

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

markernounUS /ˈmɑːrkər/

some conspicuous object used to distinguish or mark something

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

matchverbUS /mætʃ/

be compatible, similar or consistent; coincide in their characteristics

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

membernounUS /ˈmembər/

one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

music-hall

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

mythicaladjectiveUS /ˈmɪθəkəl/

based on or told of in traditional stories; lacking factual basis or historical validity

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

notoriousadjectiveUS /noʊˈtɔːriəs/

known widely and usually unfavorably

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

numbernounUS /ˈnʌmbər/

the property possessed by a sum or total or indefinite quantity of units or individuals

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

one-sidedadjectiveUS /ˌwʌnˈsaɪdəd/

not reversible or capable of having either side out

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

ordernounUS /ˈɔːrdər/

(often plural) a command given by a superior (e.g., a military or law enforcement officer) that must be obeyed

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

originaladjectiveUS /ərˈɪdʒənəl/

preceding all others in time or being as first made or performed

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

ownedadjectiveUS /oʊnd/

having an owner; often used in combination

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

performernounUS /pərˈfɔːrmər/

an entertainer who performs a dramatic or musical work for an audience

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

placenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

playingnounUS /ˈpleɪɪŋ/

the act of playing a musical instrument

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

pronounUS /proʊ/

an athlete who plays for pay

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

proudadjectiveUS /praʊd/

feeling self-respect or pleasure in something by which you measure your self-worth; or being a reason for pride

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

PuzzlingadjectiveUS /ˈpʌzəlɪŋ/

not clear to the understanding

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

queeradjectiveUS /kwɪr/

beyond or deviating from the usual or expected

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

rangverbUS /ræŋ/

inflected form of “ring” — sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

RatsnounUS /ræts/

plural of “rat” — any of various long-tailed rodents similar to but larger than a mouse

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

recallverbUS /ˈriːkɔːl/

recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

RingverbUS /rɪŋ/

sound loudly and sonorously

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

RoadnounUS /roʊd/

an open way (generally public) for travel or transportation

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

RobertsnounUS /ˈrɑːbərts/

United States biochemist (born in England) honored for his discovery that some genes contain introns (born in 1943)

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

runverbUS /rʌn/

move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

salariesnounUS /ˈsæləriz/

plural of “salary” — something that remunerates

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

salarynounUS /ˈsæləri/

something that remunerates

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

ScotlandnounUS /ˈskɑːtlənd/

one of the four countries that make up the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; located on the northern part of the island of Great Britain; famous for bagpipes and plaids and kilts

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

sidenounUS /saɪd/

a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

socialadjectiveUS /ˈsoʊʃəl/

relating to human society and its members

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

swanking

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

tecnounUS /tek/

a police officer who investigates crimes

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

telephonenounUS /ˈteləfoʊn/

electronic equipment that converts sound into electrical signals that can be transmitted over distances and then converts received signals back into sounds

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

telephone-box

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

telescopeverbUS /ˈteləskoʊp/

crush together or collapse

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

togetheradverbUS /təˈɡeðər/

in contact with each other or in proximity

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

topsadjectiveUS /tɑːps/

of the highest quality

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

unexpectedadjectiveUS /ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪd/

not expected or anticipated

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

VaudevillenounUS /ˈvɑːdvɪl/

a variety show with songs and comic acts etc.

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

veryadjectiveUS /ˈveri/

precisely as stated

From this reading I recall a very funny little incident that happened here not long since.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

WaternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

well-knownadjectiveUS /ˈwelˈnoʊn/

widely or fully known

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Going into the telephone-box, and carefully leaving the door ajar, so that we could hear what he was saying, he rang up a number, and the following one-sided dialogue took place.

wheezenounUS /wiːz/

breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

WHEEZESnounUS /ˈwiːzəz/

plural of “wheeze” — breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading A lot of us were in the place, some playing billiards, some chatting together, etc., when there entered a certain well-known “pro.” who was notorious for swanking about the big salaries he commanded.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading The social side of the music-hall artiste’s life centres largely round the Vaudeville Club in the Charing Cross Road, and which is owned and run by the Water Rats, of which I am proud to be a member.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

Wigan

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

WillardnounUS /ˈwɪlərd/

United States advocate of temperance and women's suffrage (1839-1898)

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

wonderfuladjectiveUS /ˈwʌndərfəl/

extraordinarily good or great; used especially as intensifiers

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

worstnounUS /wɜːrst/

the least favorable outcome

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

YardnounUS /jɑːrd/

a unit of length equal to 3 feet; defined as 91.44 centimeters; originally taken to be the average length of a stride

From this reading WHEEZES AND GAGS The social side of music-hall life--The Vaudeville Club--A telephone wheeze--The swanking “pro.” and his mythical salary --About “tops” and “bottoms”--Ring up “625 Chiswick”--“Big Fred” and Fred Lindrum--A queer billiard match--An unexpected _dénouement_--Roberts and the Australian billiard marker--I make of myself a human telescope--Growing to order--Willard the original “man who grew”--Puzzling a Scotland Yard “’tec”--My most wonderful fall--I make a “hit” in a double sense--A Wigan wheeze--The performer who got too much “bird”--A blood-thirsty barber--My worst insult.

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