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Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff
Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff

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Chapter 20 of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff is here in full — 348 sentences across 70 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.
I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.
It happened at Newcastle.
I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.
One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.
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Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff

Chapter XX

Chapter 20 of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff is here in full — 348 sentences across 70 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.
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I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.
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It happened at Newcastle.
/ɪt ˈhæpənd æt ˈnuːkæsəl/
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I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.
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One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.
/wʌn deɪ ɪn ðə kɔːrs ʌv ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən aɪ ɪkˈsprest ˌɪnkrəˈduːlɪti rɪˈɡɑːrdɪŋ hɪz əˈledʒd ˈpaʊər/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

dude noun US /duːd/

an informal form of address for a man

From this reading “SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.”

gags noun US /ɡæɡz/

plural of “gag” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.”

sharps noun US /ʃɑːrps/

plural of “sharp” — a musical notation indicating one half step higher than the note named

From this reading “SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.”

spoof noun US /spuːf/

a composition that imitates or misrepresents somebody's style, usually in a humorous way

From this reading “SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.”

spoofed verb US /spuːft/

past form of “spoof” — make a parody of

From this reading “SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.”

Spoofing verb US /ˈspuːfɪŋ/

-ing form of “spoof” — make a parody of

From this reading “SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.”

wheeze noun US /wiːz/

breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading “SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.”

Wheezes noun US /ˈwiːzəz/

plural of “wheeze” — breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading “SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

at an hotel preposition + article + noun counted as “at … hotel”

In this reading “I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.”

All words in this reading · 65

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

adventureverbUS /ædˈventʃər/

take a risk in the hope of a favorable outcome

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

allegedadjectiveUS /əˈledʒd/

declared but not proved

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

alsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

amauxiliary verbUS /æm/

the form of “be” used with “I”

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading It happened at Newcastle.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

beautifullyadverbUS /ˈbjuːtəfli/

in a beautiful manner

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.

Bunny's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

cardnounUS /kɑːrd/

one of a set of small pieces of stiff paper marked in various ways and used for playing games or for telling fortunes

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

chancedverbUS /tʃænst/

past form of “chance” — be the case by chance

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

chumnounUS /tʃʌm/

a close friend who accompanies his buddies in their activities

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

conversationnounUS /ˌkɑːnvərˈseɪʃən/

the use of speech for informal exchange of views or ideas or information etc.

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

diamondnounUS /ˈdaɪmənd/

a transparent piece of diamond that has been cut and polished and is valued as a precious gem

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

dudnounUS /dʌd/

someone who is unsuccessful

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

dudenounUS /duːd/

an informal form of address for a man

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

elephantnounUS /ˈeləfənt/

five-toed pachyderm

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

expressedadjectiveUS /ɪkˈsprest/

communicated in words

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

FLATSnounUS /flæts/

footwear (shoes or slippers) with no heel (or a very low heel)

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

gagsnounUS /ɡæɡz/

plural of “gag” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

guestnounUS /ɡest/

a visitor to whom hospitality is extended

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

happenedverbUS /ˈhæpənd/

past form of “happen” — come to pass

From this reading It happened at Newcastle.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

hotelnounUS /hoʊˈtel/

a building where travelers can pay for lodging and meals and other services

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

incredulitynounUS /ˌɪnkrəˈduːlɪti/

doubt about the truth of something

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It happened at Newcastle.

mesmerisedadjective

having your attention fixated as though by a spell

From this reading I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.

mesmeristnoun

a person who induces hypnosis

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

NewcastlenounUS /ˈnuːkæsəl/

a port city in northeastern England on the River Tyne; a center for coal exports (giving rise to the expression “carry coals to Newcastle” meaning to do something unnecessary)

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.

OnepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

performingnounUS /pərˈfɔːrmɪŋ/

the performance of a part or role in a drama

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

powernounUS /ˈpaʊər/

possession of controlling influence

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

professionaladjectiveUS /prəˈfeʃənəl/

engaged in a profession or engaging in as a profession or means of livelihood

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

Racecoursenoun

a course over which races are run

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

regardingverbUS /rɪˈɡɑːrdɪŋ/

-ing form of “regard” — deem to be

From this reading One day, in the course of conversation, I expressed incredulity regarding his alleged power.

SHARPSnounUS /ʃɑːrps/

plural of “sharp” — a musical notation indicating one half step higher than the note named

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

SpoofnounUS /spuːf/

a composition that imitates or misrepresents somebody's style, usually in a humorous way

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

spoofedverbUS /spuːft/

past form of “spoof” — make a parody of

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

spoofer

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

SpoofingverbUS /ˈspuːfɪŋ/

-ing form of “spoof” — make a parody of

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

stayingverbUS /ˈsteɪɪŋ/

-ing form of “stay” — stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

supposedadjectiveUS /səˈpoʊzd/

required or under orders

From this reading I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

Three-card

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.

tricknounUS /trɪk/

a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

tricksnounUS /trɪks/

plural of “trick” — a cunning or deceitful action or device

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I was once supposed to have been mesmerised myself.

wheezenounUS /wiːz/

breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

WheezesnounUS /ˈwiːzəz/

plural of “wheeze” — breathing with a husky or whistling sound

From this reading SHARPS AND FLATS Spoofing a mesmerist--The spoofer spoofed--Spoof card tricks-- Racecourse sharps--The “dud” diamond wheeze--I am beautifully “had”--Three-card trick sharps--A Newcastle adventure-- Bunny’s spoof--Spoofing a “new chum”--The performing elephant and the dude--Wheezes and gags.

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading I was a guest at an hotel there where a professional mesmerist also chanced to be staying.

Chapter 20 of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff by Carlton holds 348 sentences, grouped into 70 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 20 of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff contain?

Chapter 20 holds 348 sentences of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff, unabridged, divided into 70 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 20 of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff by Carlton exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 348 sentences, grouped into 70 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 20 of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff?

Work through the 70 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

Each of the 70 sections in this chapter is short enough to read once, hear once, and then re-read with the vocabulary in view. Tapping a word plays it alone and opens its dictionary entry with IPA, part of speech and meaning, so the reader is never forced to guess a pronunciation from spelling. Working section by section keeps a long chapter from becoming an undifferentiated wall of text, which is the usual reason a reader abandons a work of this period.

Can chapter 20 be read aloud to me?

Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 20 can be played aloud in United States English.

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Questions about reading Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff

Common questions about reading Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff by Carlton on this page, its source edition and its audio.

Is this the complete text of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff?

Yes. All 4318 sentences of Project Gutenberg eBook #49547 are kept, with a record of which sentences cover which part.

Which edition of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff is used?

Project Gutenberg eBook #49547, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

How long does Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff take to read?

About 359 minutes of reading across 864 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff

Words and structures a reader meets early in Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Mature
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Write
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Least
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Interesting
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Twenty Years of Spoof and Bluff; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.