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Two Plus Two Makes Crazy

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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_Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.
Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.
The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.
He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."
Krayton figured he must be all right, though.
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Two Plus Two Makes Crazy

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Two Plus Two Makes Crazy is here in full — 105 sentences across 21 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/21 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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_Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.
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Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.
/ðen ɪt wɑːz æskt ə ˈsɪmpəl ˈlɪtəl ˈkwestʃən baɪ ə ˈsɪmpəl ˈlɪtəl mæn/
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The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.
/ðə ˈlɪtəl mæn hæd ə hed laɪk æn ˌoʊldˈfæʃənd laɪt bʌlb ənd ə smaɪl ðæt siːmd tuː seɪ hiː hæd ˈsiːkrəts frʌm ðə rest ʌv ðə wɜːrld/
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He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."
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Krayton figured he must be all right, though.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

believers noun US /bəˈliːvərz/

plural of “believer” — a supporter who accepts something as true

From this reading “_Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.”

bulb noun US /bʌlb/

a modified bud consisting of a thickened globular underground stem serving as a reproductive structure

From this reading “The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.”

Computer noun US /kəmˈpjuːtər/

a machine for performing calculations automatically

From this reading “_Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.”

figured adjective US /ˈfɪɡjərd/

(of e.g. fabric design) adorned with patterns

From this reading “Krayton figured he must be all right, though.”

imaginative adjective US /ˌɪˈmædʒənətɪv/

(used of persons or artifacts) marked by independence and creativity in thought or action

From this reading “_Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.”

infallibility noun US /ˌɪnfælɪˈbɪlɪti/

the quality of never making an error

From this reading “_Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.”

satire noun US /ˈsætaɪər/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading “_Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.”

staunch adjective US /stɔːntʃ/

firm and dependable especially in loyalty

From this reading “_Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.”

All words in this reading · 67

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

Ah

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading Krayton figured he must be all right, though.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

askedverbUS /æskt/

past form of “ask” — make a request or demand for something to somebody

From this reading Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Krayton figured he must be all right, though.

believersnounUS /bəˈliːvərz/

plural of “believer” — a supporter who accepts something as true

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

bitter-bright

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

bulbnounUS /bʌlb/

a modified bud consisting of a thickened globular underground stem serving as a reproductive structure

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

ComputernounUS /kəmˈpjuːtər/

a machine for performing calculations automatically

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

didn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

figuredadjectiveUS /ˈfɪɡjərd/

(of e.g. fabric design) adorned with patterns

From this reading Krayton figured he must be all right, though.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

groupnounUS /ɡruːp/

any number of entities (members) considered as a unit

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

imaginativeadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈmædʒənətɪv/

(used of persons or artifacts) marked by independence and creativity in thought or action

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

infallibilitynounUS /ˌɪnfælɪˈbɪlɪti/

the quality of never making an error

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."

Krayton

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Krayton figured he must be all right, though.

lightadjectiveUS /laɪt/

of comparatively little physical weight or density

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.

Man'snounUS /mænz/

possessive form of “man” — an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

MmnounUS /m/

a metric unit of length equal to one thousandth of a meter

From this reading He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."

muchadverbUS /mʌtʃ/

to a great degree or extent

From this reading He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading Krayton figured he must be all right, though.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

numbersnounUS /ˈnʌmbərz/

the fourth book of the Old Testament; contains a record of the number of Israelites who followed Moses out of Egypt

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

occasionaladjectiveUS /əˈkeɪʒənəl/

occurring from time to time

From this reading He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."

old-fashionedadjectiveUS /ˌoʊldˈfæʃənd/

out of fashion

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.

restverbUS /rest/

not move; be in a resting position

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading Krayton figured he must be all right, though.

satirenounUS /ˈsætaɪər/

witty language used to convey insults or scorn

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

sayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

secretsnounUS /ˈsiːkrəts/

plural of “secret” — something that should remain hidden from others (especially information that is not to be passed on)

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

sell-out

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

Sheldon

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

simpleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪmpəl/

having few parts; not complex or complicated or involved

From this reading Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

staunchadjectiveUS /stɔːntʃ/

firm and dependable especially in loyalty

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

talkverbUS /tɔːk/

exchange thoughts; talk with

From this reading He didn't talk much, just an occasional "Oh," "Mm" or "Ah."

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading Krayton figured he must be all right, though.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

Walt

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Then it was asked a simple little question by a simple little man.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading The little man had a head like an old-fashioned light bulb and a smile that seemed to say he had secrets from the rest of the world.

wrongadjectiveUS /rɔːŋ/

not correct; not in conformity with fact or truth

From this reading _Walt Sheldon is bitter-bright in this imaginative short satire of Man's sell-out by a group of staunch believers in the infallibility of numbers._ The Computer could do no wrong.

Chapter 1 of Two Plus Two Makes Crazy by Walter J. Sheldon holds 105 sentences, grouped into 21 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 105 sentences of Two Plus Two Makes Crazy, unabridged, divided into 21 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Two Plus Two Makes Crazy by Walter J. Sheldon exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 105 sentences, grouped into 21 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Sheldon
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Bitter-bright
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Imaginative
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Short
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