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Chapter I

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_Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.
"True, it is a small-scale experimental model.
It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.
But it works."
The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Two Timer

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Two Timer is here in full — 61 sentences across 13 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/12 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.
/hiːr ɪz ə breɪs ʌv vɪˈnjets baɪ ðə oʊld vɪˈnjet ˈmæstər ʃɔːrt ənd ʃɑːrp laɪk ə ˌhaɪpəˈdɜːrmɪk ðə fɜːrst taɪm məˈʃiːn ˈdʒentəlmɪn prəˈfesər ˈdʒɑːnsən ˈpraʊdli ˌɪnˈfɔːrmd hɪz tuː ˈkɑːliɡz/
Line 2
"True, it is a small-scale experimental model.
Line 3
It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.
/ɪt wɪl ˈɑːpəreɪt ˈoʊnli ɑːn ˈɑːbdʒekts ˈweɪɪŋ les ðæn θriː paʊndz faɪv ˈaʊnsəz ənd fɔːr ˈdɪstənsəz ˈɪntuː ðə pæst ənd ˈfjuːtʃər ʌv twelv ˈmɪnəts ɔːr les/
Line 4
But it works."
/bʌt ɪt wɜːrks/
Line 5
The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

colleagues noun US /ˈkɑːliɡz/

plural of “colleague” — an associate that one works with

From this reading “_Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.”

dials noun US /ˈdaɪəlz/

plural of “dial” — the face of a timepiece; graduated to show the hours

From this reading “The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.”

experimental adjective US /ɪkˌsperɪˈmentəl/

relating to or based on experiment

From this reading “"True, it is a small-scale experimental model.”

hypodermic noun US /ˌhaɪpəˈdɜːrmɪk/

a piston syringe that is fitted with a hypodermic needle for giving injections

From this reading “_Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.”

ounces noun US /ˈaʊnsəz/

plural of “ounce” — a unit of apothecary weight equal to 480 grains or one twelfth of a troy pound

From this reading “It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.”

postage noun US /ˈpoʊstədʒ/

the charge for mailing something

From this reading “The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.”

Vignette noun US /vɪˈnjet/

a brief literary description

From this reading “_Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.”

vignettes noun US /vɪˈnjets/

plural of “vignette” — a brief literary description

From this reading “_Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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first time adjective + noun

In this reading “_Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.”

twelve minutes noun + noun

In this reading “It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.”

brace of verb + particle

In this reading “_Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.”

for two preposition + noun

In this reading “The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

braceverbUS /breɪs/

prepare (oneself) for something unpleasant or difficult

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But it works."

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

colleaguesnounUS /ˈkɑːliɡz/

plural of “colleague” — an associate that one works with

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

dialsnounUS /ˈdaɪəlz/

plural of “dial” — the face of a timepiece; graduated to show the hours

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

distancesnounUS /ˈdɪstənsəz/

plural of “distance” — the property created by the space between two objects or points

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

exceptprepositionUS /ɪkˈsept/

apart from; not including

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

experimentaladjectiveUS /ɪkˌsperɪˈmentəl/

relating to or based on experiment

From this reading "True, it is a small-scale experimental model.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

fivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

futureadjectiveUS /ˈfjuːtʃər/

yet to be or coming

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

gentlemennounUS /ˈdʒentəlmɪn/

plural of “gentleman” — a man of refinement

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

HereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

hypodermicnounUS /ˌhaɪpəˈdɜːrmɪk/

a piston syringe that is fitted with a hypodermic needle for giving injections

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

informedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈfɔːrmd/

having much knowledge or education

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "True, it is a small-scale experimental model.

JohnsonnounUS /ˈdʒɑːnsən/

English writer and lexicographer (1709-1784)

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

lessadverbUS /les/

used to form the comparative of some adjectives and adverbs

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

machinenounUS /məˈʃiːn/

any mechanical or electrical device that transmits or modifies energy to perform or assist in the performance of human tasks

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

MasternounUS /ˈmæstər/

an artist of consummate skill

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

minutesnounUS /ˈmɪnəts/

a written account of what transpired at a meeting

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

modelnounUS /ˈmɑːdəl/

a hypothetical description of a complex entity or process

From this reading "True, it is a small-scale experimental model.

objectsnounUS /ˈɑːbdʒekts/

plural of “object” — a tangible and visible entity; an entity that can cast a shadow

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

OldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

operateverbUS /ˈɑːpəreɪt/

direct or control; projects, businesses, etc.

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

ouncesnounUS /ˈaʊnsəz/

plural of “ounce” — a unit of apothecary weight equal to 480 grains or one twelfth of a troy pound

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

partnounUS /pɑːrt/

something determined in relation to something that includes it

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

pastnounUS /pæst/

the time that has elapsed

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

platformnounUS /ˈplætfɔːrm/

a raised horizontal surface

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

postagenounUS /ˈpoʊstədʒ/

the charge for mailing something

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

poundsnounUS /paʊndz/

plural of “pound” — 16 ounces avoirdupois

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

ProfessornounUS /prəˈfesər/

someone who is a member of the faculty at a college or university

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

proudlyadverbUS /ˈpraʊdli/

with pride; in a proud manner

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

scalenounUS /skeɪl/

an ordered reference standard

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

sharpadjectiveUS /ʃɑːrp/

(of something seen or heard) clearly defined

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

shortadjectiveUS /ʃɔːrt/

primarily temporal sense; indicating or being or seeming to be limited in duration

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

small-scaleadjective

created or drawn on a small scale

From this reading "True, it is a small-scale experimental model.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

TrueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading "True, it is a small-scale experimental model.

twelvenounUS /twelv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of eleven and one

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

underprepositionUS /ˈʌndər/

below or beneath something; less than

From this reading The small-scale model looked like a small scale--a postage scale--except for two dials in the part under the platform.

VignettenounUS /vɪˈnjet/

a brief literary description

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

vignettesnounUS /vɪˈnjets/

plural of “vignette” — a brief literary description

From this reading _Here is a brace of vignettes by the Old Vignette Master ... short and sharp ... like a hypodermic!_ "The first time machine, gentlemen," Professor Johnson proudly informed his two colleagues.

weighingnounUS /ˈweɪɪŋ/

careful consideration

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading It will operate only on objects weighing less than three pounds, five ounces and for distances into the past and future of twelve minutes or less.

worksnounUS /wɜːrks/

buildings for carrying on industrial labor

From this reading But it works."

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Brace
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Vignettes
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Vignette
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Master
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