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Ukridge

Chapter I

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“Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.
Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.
But Dame Fortune is a fickle jade.
She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.
But hope and George Tupper keep Ukridge going.
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/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Ukridge

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Ukridge is here in full — 587 sentences across 118 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/117 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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“Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.
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Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.
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But Dame Fortune is a fickle jade.
/bʌt deɪm ˈfɔːrtʃən ɪz ə ˈfɪkəl dʒeɪd/
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She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.
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But hope and George Tupper keep Ukridge going.

Learner Dictionary

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backing noun US /ˈbækɪŋ/

the act of providing approval and support

From this reading “She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.”

Battling verb US /ˈbætəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “battle” — battle or contend against in or as if in a battle

From this reading “She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.”

classic noun US /ˈklæsɪk/

a creation of the highest excellence

From this reading ““Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.”

eludes verb US /ɪˈluːdz/

third-person singular of “elude” — escape, either physically or mentally

From this reading “She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.”

fickle adjective US /ˈfɪkəl/

marked by erratic changeableness in affections or attachments

From this reading “But Dame Fortune is a fickle jade.”

hatched adjective US /hætʃt/

emerged from an egg

From this reading ““Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.”

jade noun US /dʒeɪd/

a semiprecious gemstone that takes a high polish; is usually green but sometimes whitish; consists of jadeite or nephrite

From this reading “But Dame Fortune is a fickle jade.”

pugilist noun US /ˈpjuːdʒəlɪst/

someone who fights with his fists for sport

From this reading “She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

on the verge preposition + article + noun counted as “on … verge”

In this reading “Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.”

turn out verb + adjective

be shown or be found to be

In this reading “She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.”

supply of verb + particle

In this reading “She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

backingnounUS /ˈbækɪŋ/

the act of providing approval and support

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

BattlingverbUS /ˈbætəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “battle” — battle or contend against in or as if in a battle

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

beforeprepositionUS /bɪˈfɔːr/

earlier than; in front of

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

Billson

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But Dame Fortune is a fickle jade.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

chickensnounUS /ˈtʃɪkənz/

plural of “chicken” — the flesh of a chicken used for food

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

classicnounUS /ˈklæsɪk/

a creation of the highest excellence

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

collegenounUS /ˈkɑːlɪdʒ/

the body of faculty and students of a college

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

countverbUS /kaʊnt/

determine the number or amount of

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

countingnounUS /ˈkaʊntɪŋ/

the act of counting; reciting numbers in ascending order

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

DamenounUS /deɪm/

informal terms for a (young) woman

From this reading But Dame Fortune is a fickle jade.

Doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

dognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

dogsnounUS /dɑːɡz/

plural of “dog” — a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

eludesverbUS /ɪˈluːdz/

third-person singular of “elude” — escape, either physically or mentally

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

fickleadjectiveUS /ˈfɪkəl/

marked by erratic changeableness in affections or attachments

From this reading But Dame Fortune is a fickle jade.

fortunenounUS /ˈfɔːrtʃən/

an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

GeorgenounUS /dʒɔːrdʒ/

Christian martyr; patron saint of England; hero of the legend of Saint George and the Dragon in which he slew a dragon and saved a princess (?-303)

From this reading But hope and George Tupper keep Ukridge going.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading But hope and George Tupper keep Ukridge going.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

hatchedadjectiveUS /hætʃt/

emerged from an egg

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

hopenounUS /hoʊp/

a specific instance of feeling hopeful

From this reading But hope and George Tupper keep Ukridge going.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

jadenounUS /dʒeɪd/

a semiprecious gemstone that takes a high polish; is usually green but sometimes whitish; consists of jadeite or nephrite

From this reading But Dame Fortune is a fickle jade.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading But hope and George Tupper keep Ukridge going.

likewiseadverbUS /ˈlaɪkwaɪz/

in like or similar manner

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

madeadjectiveUS /meɪd/

produced by a manufacturing process

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

makingnounUS /ˈmeɪkɪŋ/

the act that results in something coming to be

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

pugilistnounUS /ˈpjuːdʒəlɪst/

someone who fights with his fists for sport

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

rememberedverbUS /rɪˈmembərd/

past form of “remember” — recall knowledge from memory; have a recollection

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

schemenounUS /skiːm/

an elaborate and systematic plan of action

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

supplyverbUS /səˈplaɪ/

give something useful or necessary to

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

tender-hearted

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

thousandsnounUS /ˈθaʊzəndz/

plural of “thousand” — the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

trainedadjectiveUS /treɪnd/

shaped or conditioned or disciplined by training; often used as a combining form

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

Tupper

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But hope and George Tupper keep Ukridge going.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

Ukridge

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

vergenounUS /vɜːrdʒ/

a region marking a boundary

From this reading Ukridge is always on the verge of making a fortune and counting his thousands before they are made.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

wherein

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading She eludes him in his great scheme about the dog college, wherein he was to turn out a world supply of trained dogs, and likewise in his backing of Battling Billson, the tender-hearted pugilist.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “Do not count your chickens before they are hatched” is a classic saying that might well have been remembered by Ukridge.

Chapter 1 of Ukridge by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 587 sentences, grouped into 118 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 587 sentences of Ukridge, unabridged, divided into 118 reading sections.

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Count
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Chickens
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Hatched
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Classic
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