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Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Ukridge is here in full — 590 sentences across 118 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.
I looked at the barman.
The barman looked at me.
The assembled company looked at us both impartially.
“Ho!” said the barman.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Ukridge

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Ukridge is here in full — 590 sentences across 118 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/118 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.
Line 2
I looked at the barman.
/aɪ lʊkt æt ðə ˈbɑːrmən/
Line 3
The barman looked at me.
/ðə ˈbɑːrmən lʊkt æt miː/
Line 4
The assembled company looked at us both impartially.
/ðə əˈsembəld ˈkʌmpəniː lʊkt æt ʌs boʊθ ˌɪmˈpɑːrʃəli/
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“Ho!” said the barman.
/hoʊ sed ðə ˈbɑːrmən/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

assembled verb US /əˈsembəld/

past form of “assemble” — create by putting components or members together

From this reading “The assembled company looked at us both impartially.”

barman noun US /ˈbɑːrmən/

an employee who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar

From this reading “I looked at the barman.”

battling verb US /ˈbætəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “battle” — battle or contend against in or as if in a battle

From this reading “THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.”

distinguished adjective US /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃt/

(used of persons) standing above others in character or attainment or reputation

From this reading “THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.”

embarrassing adjective US /ɪmˈberəsɪŋ/

hard to deal with; especially causing pain or embarrassment

From this reading “THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.”

impartially adverb US /ˌɪmˈpɑːrʃəli/

in an impartial manner

From this reading “The assembled company looked at us both impartially.”

plant verb US /plænt/

put or set (seeds, seedlings, or plants) into the ground

From this reading “THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.”

temples noun US /ˈtempəlz/

plural of “temple” — place of worship consisting of an edifice for the worship of a deity

From this reading “THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

assembled company verb + noun counted as “assemble company”

In this reading “The assembled company looked at us both impartially.”

most embarrassing adverb + adjective

In this reading “THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.”

looked at verb + particle counted as “look at”

take into consideration for exemplifying purposes

In this reading “I looked at the barman.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

assembledverbUS /əˈsembəld/

past form of “assemble” — create by putting components or members together

From this reading The assembled company looked at us both impartially.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

barmannounUS /ˈbɑːrmən/

an employee who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar

From this reading I looked at the barman.

BATTLINGverbUS /ˈbætəlɪŋ/

-ing form of “battle” — battle or contend against in or as if in a battle

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

BILLSON

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading The assembled company looked at us both impartially.

companynounUS /ˈkʌmpəniː/

an institution created to conduct business

From this reading The assembled company looked at us both impartially.

distinguishedadjectiveUS /dɪˈstɪŋɡwɪʃt/

(used of persons) standing above others in character or attainment or reputation

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

embarrassingadjectiveUS /ɪmˈberəsɪŋ/

hard to deal with; especially causing pain or embarrassment

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

greyadjectiveUS /ɡreɪ/

of an achromatic color of any lightness intermediate between the extremes of white and black

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

hairnounUS /her/

a covering for the body (or parts of it) consisting of a dense growth of threadlike structures (as on the human head); helps to prevent heat loss

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

HonounUS /hoʊ/

a trivalent metallic element of the rare earth group; occurs together with yttrium; forms highly magnetic compounds

From this reading “Ho!” said the barman.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I looked at the barman.

impartiallyadverbUS /ˌɪmˈpɑːrʃəli/

in an impartial manner

From this reading The assembled company looked at us both impartially.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

linesnounUS /laɪnz/

plural of “line” — a formation of people or things one beside another

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading I looked at the barman.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The barman looked at me.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

momentsnounUS /ˈmoʊmənts/

plural of “moment” — a particular point in time

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

plantverbUS /plænt/

put or set (seeds, seedlings, or plants) into the ground

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

RETURNverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrn/

go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Ho!” said the barman.

templesnounUS /ˈtempəlz/

plural of “temple” — place of worship consisting of an edifice for the worship of a deity

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

turnverbUS /tɜːrn/

change orientation or direction, also in the abstract sense

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The assembled company looked at us both impartially.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading THE RETURN OF BATTLING BILLSON It was a most embarrassing moment, one of those moments which plant lines on the face and turn the hair a distinguished grey at the temples.

Chapter 5 of Ukridge by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 590 sentences, grouped into 118 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 5 of Ukridge contain?

Chapter 5 holds 590 sentences of Ukridge, unabridged, divided into 118 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 5 of Ukridge by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 590 sentences, grouped into 118 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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Count
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Classic
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