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Chapter VIII

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THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.
There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.
J. G. Coote.
And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.
Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Ukridge

Chapter VIII

Chapter 8 of Ukridge is here in full — 580 sentences across 116 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.
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There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.
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J. G. Coote.
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And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.
/ənd hiː wɑːz ˈpɑːpjələrli noʊn æz ˈluːni ɑːn əˈkaʊnt ʌv ðə veɪn ənd ˈfuːlɪʃ ˌsuːpərˈstɪʃənz wɪtʃ siːmd tuː ruːl hɪz ˈevəri ˈækʃən/
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Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

buffets noun US /ˈbʌfəts/

plural of “buffet” — a piece of furniture that stands at the side of a dining room; has shelves and drawers

From this reading “THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.”

declines noun US /dɪˈklaɪnz/

plural of “decline” — change toward something smaller or lower

From this reading “Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.”

looney noun US /ˈluːni/

someone deranged and possibly dangerous

From this reading “THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.”

magpie noun US /ˈmæɡpaɪ/

long-tailed black-and-white crow that utters a raucous chattering call

From this reading “Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.”

moulding noun US /ˈmoʊldɪŋ/

a decorative strip used for ornamentation or finishing

From this reading “THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.”

popularly adverb US /ˈpɑːpjələrli/

among the people

From this reading “And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.”

superstitions noun US /ˌsuːpərˈstɪʃənz/

plural of “superstition” — an irrational belief arising from ignorance or fear

From this reading “And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.”

tolerance noun US /ˈtɑːlərəns/

the power or capacity of an organism to tolerate unfavorable environmental conditions

From this reading “Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

popularly known adverb + adjective

In this reading “And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.”

sufficiently large adverb + adjective

In this reading “THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.”

on the ground preposition + article + noun counted as “on … ground”

In this reading “Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.”

on account preposition + noun

In this reading “And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.”

private means adjective + noun

In this reading “THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.”

at school preposition + noun

In this reading “There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.”

change in verb + particle

In this reading “THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.”

join in verb + particle

In this reading “Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.

accountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

actionnounUS /ˈækʃən/

something done (usually as opposed to something said)

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

afterprepositionUS /ˈæftər/

later than; following

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

againstprepositionUS /əˈɡenst/

touching and pressing; in opposition to

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

AndconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

ARMnounUS /ɑːrm/

a human limb; technically the part of the superior limb between the shoulder and the elbow but commonly used to refer to the whole superior limb

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

boysnounUS /bɔɪz/

plural of “boy” — a youthful male person

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

buffetsnounUS /ˈbʌfəts/

plural of “buffet” — a piece of furniture that stands at the side of a dining room; has shelves and drawers

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

changeverbUS /tʃeɪndʒ/

cause to change; make different; cause a transformation

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

COOTE

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From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

declinesnounUS /dɪˈklaɪnz/

plural of “decline” — change toward something smaller or lower

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

extraordinaryadjectiveUS /ˌekstrəˈɔːrdəneri/

beyond what is ordinary or usual; highly unusual or exceptional or remarkable

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

foolishadjectiveUS /ˈfuːlɪʃ/

devoid of good sense or judgment

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

GnounUS /dʒiː/

a metric unit of weight equal to one thousandth of a kilogram

From this reading J. G. Coote.

GivenadjectiveUS /ˈɡɪvən/

acknowledged as a supposition

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

groundnounUS /ɡraʊnd/

the solid part of the earth's surface

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

gymnasiumnounUS /dʒɪmˈneɪziəm/

a school for students intermediate between elementary school and college; usually grades 9 to 12

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

hard-headed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

JnounUS /dʒeɪ/

a unit of electrical energy equal to the work done when a current of one ampere passes through a resistance of one ohm for one second

From this reading J. G. Coote.

joinverbUS /dʒɔɪn/

become part of; become a member of a group or organization

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

justicenounUS /ˈdʒʌstəs/

the quality of being just or fair

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

knownadjectiveUS /noʊn/

apprehended with certainty

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

largeadjectiveUS /lɑːrdʒ/

above average in size or number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

LifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

LONGadjectiveUS /lɔːŋ/

primarily temporal sense; being or indicating a relatively great or greater than average duration or passage of time or a duration as specified

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

LOONEYnounUS /ˈluːni/

someone deranged and possibly dangerous

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

magpienounUS /ˈmæɡpaɪ/

long-tailed black-and-white crow that utters a raucous chattering call

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

moraladjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrəl/

concerned with principles of right and wrong or conforming to standards of behavior and character based on those principles

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

mouldingnounUS /ˈmoʊldɪŋ/

a decorative strip used for ornamentation or finishing

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.

namedverbUS /neɪmd/

past form of “name” — assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

OFprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

padnounUS /pæd/

a number of sheets of paper fastened together along one edge

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

personsnounUS /ˈpɜːrsənz/

plural of “person” — a human being

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

popularlyadverbUS /ˈpɑːpjələrli/

among the people

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

practicaladjectiveUS /ˈpræktəkəl/

concerned with actual use or practice

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

purelyadverbUS /ˈpjʊrli/

restricted to something

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

quietadjectiveUS /ˈkwaɪət/

characterized by an absence or near absence of agitation or activity

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

rulenounUS /ruːl/

a principle or condition that customarily governs behavior

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

schoolnounUS /skuːl/

an educational institution

From this reading There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.

scornedadjectiveUS /skɔːrnd/

treated with dislike or contempt

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

scruplesnounUS /ˈskruːpəlz/

motivation deriving logically from ethical or moral principles that govern a person's thoughts and actions

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

smalladjectiveUS /smɔːl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

smokenounUS /smoʊk/

a cloud of fine particles suspended in a gas

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

sufficientlyadverbUS /səˈfɪʃəntli/

to a sufficient degree

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

superstitionsnounUS /ˌsuːpərˈstɪʃənz/

plural of “superstition” — an irrational belief arising from ignorance or fear

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

tolerancenounUS /ˈtɑːlərəns/

the power or capacity of an organism to tolerate unfavorable environmental conditions

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

vainadjectiveUS /veɪn/

characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

view-point

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From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading And he was popularly known as Looney on account of the vain and foolish superstitions which seemed to rule his every action.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Boys are hard-headed, practical persons, and they have small tolerance for the view-point of one who declines to join in a quiet smoke behind the gymnasium not through any moral scruples—which, to do him justice, he would have scorned—but purely on the ground that he had seen a magpie that morning.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading THE LONG ARM OF LOONEY COOTE Given private means sufficiently large to pad them against the moulding buffets of Life, it is extraordinary how little men change in after years from the boys they once were.

youthnounUS /juːθ/

a young person (especially a young man or boy)

From this reading There was a youth in my house at school named Coote.

Chapter 8 of Ukridge by P. G. (Pelham Grenville) Wodehouse holds 580 sentences, grouped into 116 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 8 holds 580 sentences of Ukridge, unabridged, divided into 116 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Ukridge

Words and structures a reader meets early in Ukridge, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Count
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Chickens
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Hatched
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Classic
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