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Uncle Joe's Stories

Chapter VI

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"Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"
"What has become of it?" said the man.
"Oh, I don't know--indeed I don't know!
The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.
"Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.
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Uncle Joe's Stories

Chapter VI

Chapter 6 of Uncle Joe's Stories is here in full — 417 sentences across 84 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/83 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
"Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"
Line 2
"What has become of it?" said the man.
/wʌt hæz bɪˈkʌm ʌv ɪt sed ðə mæn/
Line 3
"Oh, I don't know--indeed I don't know!
Line 4
The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.
/ðə dɪʃ ræn əˈweɪ wɪð ɪt ʃriːkt ðə ˈmæɡpaɪ ɪn ɡreɪt dɪˈstres ʌv maɪnd æz ðə mæn riːtʃt aʊt hɪz hænd tuː siːz hɜːr/
Line 5
"Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.
/tel ðæt tuː ðə mərˈiːnz rɪˈplaɪd ðə mæn wɪtʃ wɑːz æn ˈaɪdəl ənd ˈjuːsləs ˈseɪɪŋ fɔːr ðer wɜːr noʊ mərˈiːnz ðer ənd ɪf ðer hæd bɪn ɪt wɑːz ˈhaɪli ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl ðæt ðə ˈmæɡpaɪ wʊd hæv toʊld ðem/

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dish noun US /dɪʃ/

a piece of dishware normally used as a container for holding or serving food

From this reading “The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.”

distress noun US /dɪˈstres/

psychological suffering

From this reading “The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.”

idle adjective US /ˈaɪdəl/

not in action or at work

From this reading “"Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.”

improbable adjective US /ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl/

not likely to be true or to occur or to have occurred

From this reading “"Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.”

magpie noun US /ˈmæɡpaɪ/

long-tailed black-and-white crow that utters a raucous chattering call

From this reading “"Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"”

marines noun US /mərˈiːnz/

an amphibious division of the United States Navy

From this reading “"Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.”

seize verb US /siːz/

take hold of; grab

From this reading “The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.”

shrieked adjective US /ʃriːkt/

uttered in a shrill scream as of pain or terror

From this reading “"Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

highly improbable adverb + adjective

In this reading “"Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.”

ran away verb + particle counted as “run away”

flee; take to one's heels; cut and run

In this reading “The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.”

great distress adjective + noun

In this reading “The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.”

reached out verb + adjective counted as “reach out”

move forward or upward in order to touch; also in a metaphorical sense

In this reading “The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.”

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andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

becomeverbUS /bɪˈkʌm/

enter or assume a certain state or condition

From this reading "What has become of it?" said the man.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

dishnounUS /dɪʃ/

a piece of dishware normally used as a container for holding or serving food

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

distressnounUS /dɪˈstres/

psychological suffering

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Oh, I don't know--indeed I don't know!

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

handnounUS /hænd/

the (prehensile) extremity of the superior limb

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "What has become of it?" said the man.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

highlyadverbUS /ˈhaɪli/

to a high degree or extent; favorably or with much respect

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading "Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"

idleadjectiveUS /ˈaɪdəl/

not in action or at work

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

improbableadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈprɑːbəbəl/

not likely to be true or to occur or to have occurred

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

indeedadverbUS /ˌɪnˈdiːd/

in truth (often tends to intensify)

From this reading "Oh, I don't know--indeed I don't know!

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading "Oh, I don't know--indeed I don't know!

magpienounUS /ˈmæɡpaɪ/

long-tailed black-and-white crow that utters a raucous chattering call

From this reading "Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading "What has become of it?" said the man.

marinesnounUS /mərˈiːnz/

an amphibious division of the United States Navy

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

mindnounUS /maɪnd/

The element of a person that enables awareness and thought.

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading "Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "What has become of it?" said the man.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading "Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

ranverbUS /ræn/

inflected form of “run” — move fast by using one's feet, with one foot off the ground at any given time

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading "What has become of it?" said the man.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

seizeverbUS /siːz/

take hold of; grab

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

shriekedadjectiveUS /ʃriːkt/

uttered in a shrill scream as of pain or terror

From this reading "Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"

stolenounUS /stoʊl/

a wide scarf worn about their shoulders by women

From this reading "Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"

TellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "Oh!" shrieked the magpie; "I never stole it!--I never stole it!"

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

uselessadjectiveUS /ˈjuːsləs/

having no beneficial use or incapable of functioning usefully

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading "What has become of it?" said the man.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The dish ran away with it!" shrieked the magpie, in great distress of mind, as the man reached out his hand to seize her.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading "Tell that to the marines!" replied the man, which was an idle and useless saying, for there were no marines there; and if there had been, it was highly improbable that the magpie would have told _them_.

Chapter 6 of Uncle Joe's Stories by Edward Hugessen Knatchbull-Hugessen, Baron Brabourne holds 417 sentences, grouped into 84 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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