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Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories
Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories is here in full — 84 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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To the Reader.
The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.
If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.
In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.
A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories is here in full — 84 sentences across 17 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/16 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
To the Reader.
/tuː ðə ˈriːdər/
Line 2
The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.
/ðə wʌn pərˈtɪkjələr ˈɑːbdʒekt ɪn ˈraɪtɪŋ ðɪs bʊk ɪz tuː ˈfɜːrnɪʃ juː wɪð æn əˈkeɪʒənəl læf ənd ðə ˈraɪtər wɪð æn əˈkeɪʒənəl ˈdɑːlər/
Line 3
If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.
/ɪf juː ɡet ðə læf juː hæv jɔːr ɪˈkwɪvələnt ənd ðə ˈraɪtər hæz hɪz/
Line 4
In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.
Line 5
A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.
/ə ˈkerɪktər tʃʌk fʊl ʌv ˈsʌnʃaɪn ənd ˈrʊrəl sɪmˈplɪsəti/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

chuck verb US /tʃʌk/

throw carelessly

From this reading “A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.”

dollar noun US /ˈdɑːlər/

the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading “The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.”

equivalent noun US /ɪˈkwɪvələnt/

a person or thing equal to another in value or measure or force or effect or significance etc

From this reading “If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.”

furnish verb US /ˈfɜːrnɪʃ/

give something useful or necessary to

From this reading “The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.”

imaginary adjective US /ˌɪˈmædʒəneri/

not based on fact; existing only in the imagination

From this reading “In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.”

Josh verb US /dʒɑːʃ/

be silly or tease one another

From this reading “In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.”

purely adverb US /ˈpjʊrli/

restricted to something

From this reading “In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.”

rural adjective US /ˈrʊrəl/

living in or characteristic of farming or country life

From this reading “A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

booknounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

characternounUS /ˈkerɪktər/

an imaginary person represented in a work of fiction (play or film or story)

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

chuckverbUS /tʃʌk/

throw carelessly

From this reading A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.

dollarnounUS /ˈdɑːlər/

the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

equivalentnounUS /ɪˈkwɪvələnt/

a person or thing equal to another in value or measure or force or effect or significance etc

From this reading If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.

fulladjectiveUS /fʊl/

containing as much or as many as is possible or normal

From this reading A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.

furnishverbUS /ˈfɜːrnɪʃ/

give something useful or necessary to

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.

imaginaryadjectiveUS /ˌɪˈmædʒəneri/

not based on fact; existing only in the imagination

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

JoshverbUS /dʒɑːʃ/

be silly or tease one another

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

objectnounUS /ˈɑːbdʒekt/

a tangible and visible entity; an entity that can cast a shadow

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

occasionaladjectiveUS /əˈkeɪʒənəl/

occurring from time to time

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

particularadjectiveUS /pərˈtɪkjələr/

unique or specific to a person or thing or category

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

purelyadverbUS /ˈpjʊrli/

restricted to something

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

ReadernounUS /ˈriːdər/

a person who enjoys reading

From this reading To the Reader.

ruraladjectiveUS /ˈrʊrəl/

living in or characteristic of farming or country life

From this reading A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.

simplicitynounUS /sɪmˈplɪsəti/

the quality of being simple or uncompounded

From this reading A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.

sunshinenounUS /ˈsʌnʃaɪn/

the rays of the sun

From this reading A character chuck full of sunshine and rural simplicity.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading To the Reader.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

ToparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading To the Reader.

trueadjectiveUS /truː/

consistent with fact or reality; not false

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

UnclenounUS /ˈʌŋkəl/

the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

Weathersby

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

writernounUS /ˈraɪtər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

writingnounUS /ˈraɪtɪŋ/

the act of creating written works

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading In Uncle Josh Weathersby you have a purely imaginary character, yet one true to life.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading The one particular object in writing this book is to furnish you with an occasional laugh, and the writer with an occasional dollar.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading If you get the laugh you have your equivalent, and the writer has his.

Chapter 1 of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories by Cal Stewart holds 84 sentences, grouped into 17 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories contain?

Chapter 1 holds 84 sentences of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories, unabridged, divided into 17 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories by Cal Stewart exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 84 sentences, grouped into 17 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

How do I study chapter 1 of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories?

Work through the 17 sections in order, replaying any sentence and tapping unfamiliar words for their entries.

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Yes — every sentence and every individual word in chapter 1 can be played aloud in United States English.

Audio covers the whole chapter: any sentence can be played, and any single word within it can be played on its own. The voice uses United States English. For a work of this period that matters, because spelling is an unreliable guide to pronunciation for vocabulary that has fallen out of daily use, and a learner who guesses wrong tends to keep the error. Hearing the word in its own sentence, and then alone, settles it.

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Project Gutenberg eBook #970, unabridged. The Project Gutenberg header, footer and licence are removed.

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About 66 minutes of reading across 159 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories

Words and structures a reader meets early in Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Reader
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Particular
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Object
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Writing
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