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Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories
Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories is here in full — 152 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."
They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.
Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"
Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."
Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.
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Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories is here in full — 152 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/30 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."
Line 2
They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.
Line 3
Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"
Line 4
Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."
Line 5
Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

crick noun US /krɪk/

a painful muscle spasm especially in the neck or back (“rick” and “wrick” are British)

From this reading “They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.”

Deacon noun US /ˈdiːkən/

a Protestant layman who assists the minister

From this reading “Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."”

Paradox noun US /ˈperədɑːks/

(logic) a statement that contradicts itself

From this reading “Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.”

rabbits noun US /ˈræbəts/

plural of “rabbit” — any of various burrowing animals of the family Leporidae having long ears and short tails; some domesticated and raised for pets or food

From this reading “Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."”

suckers noun US /ˈsʌkərz/

plural of “sucker” — a person who is gullible and easy to take advantage of

From this reading “Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."”

thorough adjective US /ˈθɜːroʊ/

painstakingly careful and accurate

From this reading “Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."”

traded verb US /ˈtreɪdɪd/

past form of “trade” — engage in the trade of

From this reading “They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.”

ungodly adjective US /ənˈɡɔːdli/

characterized by iniquity; wicked because it is believed to be a sin

From this reading “Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

a-comin

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From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

a-here

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From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

a-settin

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From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

a-wadin

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From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

ain't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

animalnounUS /ˈænəməl/

a living organism characterized by voluntary movement

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

bossnounUS /bɑːs/

a person who exercises control over workers

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

brutenounUS /bruːt/

a cruelly rapacious person

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

CentrenounUS /ˈsentər/

a low-lying region in central France

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

cricknounUS /krɪk/

a painful muscle spasm especially in the neck or back (“rick” and “wrick” are British)

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

DeaconnounUS /ˈdiːkən/

a Protestant layman who assists the minister

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

describeverbUS /dɪˈskraɪb/

give a description of

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

eddication

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From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

exactlyadverbUS /ɪɡˈzæktli/

indicating exactness or preciseness

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

feetnounUS /fiːt/

plural of “foot” — the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

fer

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From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

fineadjectiveUS /faɪn/

being satisfactory or in satisfactory condition

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

fishnounUS /fɪʃ/

any of various mostly cold-blooded aquatic vertebrates usually having scales and breathing through gills

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

fordnounUS /fɔːrd/

United States film maker (1896-1973)

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

gettin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

hoss

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

hosses

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

I'll

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

Jim

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

lifenounUS /laɪf/

a characteristic state or mode of living

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

lookverbUS /lʊk/

perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

looksnounUS /lʊks/

plural of “look” — the feelings expressed on a person's face

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

matternounUS /ˈmætər/

a vaguely specified concern

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

mightyadjectiveUS /ˈmaɪti/

having or showing great strength or force or intensity

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

NowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

ohnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

onceadverbUS /wʌns/

on one occasion

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

ParadoxnounUS /ˈperədɑːks/

(logic) a statement that contradicts itself

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

pullverbUS /pʊl/

cause to move by pulling

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

Punkin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

rabbitsnounUS /ˈræbəts/

plural of “rabbit” — any of various burrowing animals of the family Leporidae having long ears and short tails; some domesticated and raised for pets or food

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

runsnounUS /rʌnz/

plural of “run” — a score in baseball made by a runner touching all four bases safely

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

sed

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

seesnounUS /siːz/

plural of “see” — the seat within a bishop's diocese where his cathedral is located

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

setverbUS /set/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

sidesnounUS /saɪdz/

plural of “side” — a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

squatted

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

successfuladjectiveUS /səkˈsesfəl/

having succeeded or being marked by a favorable outcome

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

suckersnounUS /ˈsʌkərz/

plural of “sucker” — a person who is gullible and easy to take advantage of

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

tetched

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

TheypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

thoroughadjectiveUS /ˈθɜːroʊ/

painstakingly careful and accurate

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

toldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

tradenounUS /treɪd/

the commercial exchange (buying and selling on domestic or international markets) of goods and services

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

tradedverbUS /ˈtreɪdɪd/

past form of “trade” — engage in the trade of

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

trainedadjectiveUS /treɪnd/

shaped or conditioned or disciplined by training; often used as a combining form

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

trampnounUS /træmp/

a vagrant

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

ungodlyadjectiveUS /ənˈɡɔːdli/

characterized by iniquity; wicked because it is believed to be a sin

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

WallnounUS /wɔːl/

an architectural partition with a height and length greater than its thickness; used to divide or enclose an area or to support another structure

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

wetadjectiveUS /wet/

covered or soaked with a liquid such as water

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

what's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading Paradox--I can't exactly describe it, but it looks to me like a tramp who once told me how to be successful in life.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Deacon sed, "Now look a-here, Jim, what's the matter with this ungodly brute, he ain't a-settin' now be he?"

wuz

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They traded hosses, and when they wuz a-comin' home they had to ford the crick what runs back of Punkin Centre, and when the old hoss wuz a-wadin' through the water, Deacon went to pull his feet up to keep them from gettin' wet, and he tetched the old boss on the sides and he squatted right down in the crick.

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading Jim sed, "Yes he is, Deacon, he sees fish in the water; tell you he's trained to set fer suckers same as fer rabbits, Deacon; oh, he's had a thorough eddication."

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Wall, the Deacon had a mighty fine animal, but he sed, "I'll trade you, Jim."

Chapter 5 of Uncle Josh's Punkin Centre Stories by Cal Stewart holds 152 sentences, grouped into 31 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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