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Uncle Wiggily's funny auto
Uncle Wiggily's funny auto

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Uncle Wiggily's funny auto is here in full — 263 sentences across 53 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS
So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.
UNCLE WIGGILY’S AUTO SLED.
2.
UNCLE WIGGILY’S SNOW MAN.
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Uncle Wiggily's funny auto

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Uncle Wiggily's funny auto is here in full — 263 sentences across 53 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/52 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS
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So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.
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UNCLE WIGGILY’S AUTO SLED.
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UNCLE WIGGILY’S SNOW MAN.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

auto noun US /ˈɔːtoʊ/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading “UNCLE WIGGILY’S AUTO SLED.”

bunny noun US /ˈbʌni/

a young waitress in a nightclub whose costume includes the tail and ears of a rabbit

From this reading “Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS”

cellar noun US /ˈselər/

the lowermost portion of a structure partly or wholly below ground level; often used for storage

From this reading “So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.”

holder noun US /ˈhoʊldər/

a holding device

From this reading “So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.”

Italic noun US /aɪˈtælɪk/

a style of handwriting with the letters slanting to the right

From this reading “Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS”

shovel noun US /ˈʃʌvəl/

a hand tool for lifting loose material; consists of a curved container or scoop and a handle

From this reading “So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.”

sled noun US /sled/

a vehicle mounted on runners and pulled by horses or dogs; for transportation over snow

From this reading “UNCLE WIGGILY’S AUTO SLED.”

spoon noun US /spuːn/

a piece of cutlery with a shallow bowl-shaped container and a handle; used to stir or serve or take up food

From this reading “So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

gas stove noun + noun

a range with gas rings and an oven for cooking with gas

In this reading “So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.”

RABBIT GENTLEMAN noun + noun

In this reading “Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS”

go down verb + adjective

move downward and lower, but not necessarily all the way

In this reading “So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.”

down cellar adjective + noun

In this reading “So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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1

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From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

2

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From this reading 2.

ABOUTprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

AREauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

AUTOnounUS /ˈɔːtoʊ/

a motor vehicle with four wheels; usually propelled by an internal combustion engine

From this reading UNCLE WIGGILY’S AUTO SLED.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

BEauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

BOOKnounUS /bʊk/

a written work or composition that has been published (printed on pages bound together)

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

BUNNYnounUS /ˈbʌni/

a young waitress in a nightclub whose costume includes the tail and ears of a rabbit

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

cellarnounUS /ˈselər/

the lowermost portion of a structure partly or wholly below ground level; often used for storage

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

coalnounUS /koʊl/

fossil fuel consisting of carbonized vegetable matter deposited in the Carboniferous period

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

displayedverbUS /dɪˈspleɪd/

past form of “display” — to show, make visible or apparent

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

doesn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

downadjectiveUS /daʊn/

being or moving lower in position or less in some value

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

FUNNYadjectiveUS /ˈfʌni/

arousing or provoking laughter

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

gasnounUS /ɡæs/

the state of matter distinguished from the solid and liquid states by: relatively low density and viscosity

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

GENTLEMANnounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

GLADadjectiveUS /ɡlæd/

showing or causing joy and pleasure; especially made happy

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

holdernounUS /ˈhoʊldər/

a holding device

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

IFconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

ItalicnounUS /aɪˈtælɪk/

a style of handwriting with the letters slanting to the right

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

KNOWverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

LIKEverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

LITTLEadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

MANnounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading UNCLE WIGGILY’S SNOW MAN.

MAYmodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

OTHERS

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

PICTUREnounUS /ˈpɪktʃər/

a visual representation (of an object or scene or person or abstraction) produced on a surface

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

RABBITnounUS /ˈræbət/

any of various burrowing animals of the family Leporidae having long ears and short tails; some domesticated and raised for pets or food

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

readverbUS /red/

interpret something that is written or printed

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

shovelnounUS /ˈʃʌvəl/

a hand tool for lifting loose material; consists of a curved container or scoop and a handle

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

SLEDnounUS /sled/

a vehicle mounted on runners and pulled by horses or dogs; for transportation over snow

From this reading UNCLE WIGGILY’S AUTO SLED.

SNOWnounUS /snoʊ/

precipitation falling from clouds in the form of ice crystals

From this reading UNCLE WIGGILY’S SNOW MAN.

SoconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

spoonnounUS /spuːn/

a piece of cutlery with a shallow bowl-shaped container and a handle; used to stir or serve or take up food

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

stovenounUS /stoʊv/

a kitchen appliance used for cooking food

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading So if the spoon holder doesn’t go down cellar and take the coal shovel away from the gas stove, you may read 1.

textnounUS /tekst/

the words of something written

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

THEdeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

THEREadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

THISdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

TOparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

UNCLEnounUS /ˈʌŋkəl/

the brother of your father or mother; the husband of your aunt

From this reading UNCLE WIGGILY’S AUTO SLED.

WIGGILY'S

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading UNCLE WIGGILY’S AUTO SLED.

YOUpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Italic text displayed as: _italic_ IF YOU LIKE THIS FUNNY LITTLE PICTURE BOOK ABOUT THE BUNNY RABBIT GENTLEMAN YOU MAY BE GLAD TO KNOW THERE ARE OTHERS

Chapter 1 of Uncle Wiggily's funny auto by Howard Roger Garis holds 263 sentences, grouped into 53 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 263 sentences of Uncle Wiggily's funny auto, unabridged, divided into 53 reading sections.

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