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Unconscious Comedians

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Unconscious Comedians is here in full — 155 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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How could I help it?
I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.
A safety lock I call him.”
Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: That’s a saying in our business.
Pinch a man, means arrest him, lock him up.
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Unconscious Comedians

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Unconscious Comedians is here in full — 155 sentences across 31 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/31 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
How could I help it?
Line 2
I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.
Line 3
A safety lock I call him.”
/ə ˈseɪfti lɑːk aɪ kɔːl hɪm/
Line 4
Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.
Line 5
Pinch a man, means arrest him, lock him up.
/pɪntʃ ə mæn miːnz ərˈest hɪm lɑːk hɪm ʌp/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

arrest verb US /ərˈest/

take into custody

From this reading “Pinch a man, means arrest him, lock him up.”

debtor noun US /ˈdetər/

a person who owes a creditor; someone who has the obligation of paying a debt

From this reading “I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.”

goes noun US /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading “I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.”

lock verb US /lɑːk/

fasten with a lock

From this reading “A safety lock I call him.””

locomotive noun US /ˌloʊkəˈmoʊtɪv/

a wheeled vehicle consisting of a self-propelled engine that is used to draw trains along railway tracks

From this reading “I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.”

Pinch verb US /pɪntʃ/

squeeze tightly between the fingers

From this reading “Pinch a man, means arrest him, lock him up.”

safety noun US /ˈseɪfti/

the state of being certain that adverse effects will not be caused by some agent under defined conditions

From this reading “A safety lock I call him.””

wakes noun US /weɪks/

plural of “wake” — the consequences of an event (especially a catastrophic event)

From this reading “I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

addedverbUS /ˈædəd/

past form of “add” — make an addition (to); join or combine or unite with others; increase the quality, quantity, size or scope of

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

arrestverbUS /ərˈest/

take into custody

From this reading Pinch a man, means arrest him, lock him up.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading A safety lock I call him.”

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading “How could I help it?

debtornounUS /ˈdetər/

a person who owes a creditor; someone who has the obligation of paying a debt

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

Gaillard's

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From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

goesnounUS /ɡoʊz/

plural of “go” — a time period for working (after which you will be relieved by someone else)

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

he's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

helpverbUS /help/

give help or assistance; be of service

From this reading “How could I help it?

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading A safety lock I call him.”

How

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “How could I help it?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “How could I help it?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading “How could I help it?

lockverbUS /lɑːk/

fasten with a lock

From this reading A safety lock I call him.”

locomotivenounUS /ˌloʊkəˈmoʊtɪv/

a wheeled vehicle consisting of a self-propelled engine that is used to draw trains along railway tracks

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

mannounUS /mæn/

an adult person who is male (as opposed to a woman)

From this reading Pinch a man, means arrest him, lock him up.

meansnounUS /miːnz/

thing or person that acts to produce a particular effect or achieve an end

From this reading Pinch a man, means arrest him, lock him up.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

ParisnounUS /ˈperɪs/

the capital and largest city of France; and international center of culture and commerce

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

PinchverbUS /pɪntʃ/

squeeze tightly between the fingers

From this reading Pinch a man, means arrest him, lock him up.

safetynounUS /ˈseɪfti/

the state of being certain that adverse effects will not be caused by some agent under defined conditions

From this reading A safety lock I call him.”

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

SeeingnounUS /ˈsiːɪŋ/

perception by means of the eyes

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

Seine-et-Oise

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

sleepnounUS /sliːp/

a natural and periodic state of rest during which consciousness of the world is suspended

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

smileverbUS /smaɪl/

change one's facial expression by spreading the lips, often to signal pleasure

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

suchdeterminerUS /sʌtʃ/

of the kind already mentioned

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

That's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Seeing a smile on Gaillard’s face he added: “That’s a saying in our business.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

wakesnounUS /weɪks/

plural of “wake” — the consequences of an event (especially a catastrophic event)

From this reading I never saw such a debtor! he’s a locomotive; goes to sleep in Paris and wakes up in the Seine-et-Oise.

Chapter 2 of Unconscious Comedians by Honoré de Balzac holds 155 sentences, grouped into 31 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 2 of Unconscious Comedians contain?

Chapter 2 holds 155 sentences of Unconscious Comedians, unabridged, divided into 31 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Unconscious Comedians

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Monsieur
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Comte
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Jules
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Castellane
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