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Unconscious Comedians

Chapter V · Chapter 5

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Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.
I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”
Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Bixiou, mimicking Leon’s intonation.
What do you suppose is Marius’s business?”
Hair-dressing.”
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Unconscious Comedians

Chapter V · Chapter 5

Chapter 5 of Unconscious Comedians is here in full — 161 sentences across 33 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/32 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.
Line 2
I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”
/aɪ siː ˈoʊvər ðer wʌn ʌv ˈaʊər ɡreɪt men ənd juː ʃæl kəmˈper hɪz ˈlæŋɡwədʒ wɪð ðæt ʌv ðə ˈbɑːrbər ənd tel miː wɪtʃ ʌv ðə tuː juː θɪŋk ðə moʊst ərˈɪdʒənəl/
Line 3
Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Bixiou, mimicking Leon’s intonation.
Line 4
What do you suppose is Marius’s business?”
Line 5
Hair-dressing.”

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

barber noun US /ˈbɑːrbər/

United States composer (1910-1981)

From this reading ““I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.””

Bourse noun US /bɔːrs/

the stock exchange in Paris

From this reading ““Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.”

compare verb US /kəmˈper/

examine and note the similarities or differences of

From this reading ““I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.””

intonation noun US /ˌɪntəˈneɪʃən/

rise and fall of the voice pitch

From this reading ““Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Bixiou, mimicking Leon’s intonation.”

Leon noun US /ˈliːɑːn/

a historical area and former kingdom in northwestern Spain

From this reading ““Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.”

Leon's noun US /ˈliːɑːnz/

possessive form of “leon” — a historical area and former kingdom in northwestern Spain

mimicking verb US /ˈmɪmɪkɪŋ/

inflected form of “mimic” — imitate (a person or manner), especially for satirical effect

From this reading ““Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Bixiou, mimicking Leon’s intonation.”

staircase noun US /ˈsterkeɪs/

a way of access (upward and downward) consisting of a set of steps

From this reading ““Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

barbernounUS /ˈbɑːrbər/

United States composer (1910-1981)

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

Bixiou

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Bixiou, mimicking Leon’s intonation.

BoursenounUS /bɔːrs/

the stock exchange in Paris

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading “What do you suppose is Marius’s business?”

compareverbUS /kəmˈper/

examine and note the similarities or differences of

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

denounUS /diː/

a Mid-Atlantic state; one of the original 13 colonies

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading “What do you suppose is Marius’s business?”

Don't

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From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

footnounUS /fʊt/

the part of the leg of a human being below the ankle joint

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

Gazonal

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From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

Hair-dressing

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From this reading “Hair-dressing.”

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

intonationnounUS /ˌɪntəˈneɪʃən/

rise and fall of the voice pitch

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Bixiou, mimicking Leon’s intonation.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “What do you suppose is Marius’s business?”

lanounUS /lɑː/

a white soft metallic element that tarnishes readily; occurs in rare earth minerals and is usually classified as a rare earth

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

languagenounUS /ˈlæŋɡwədʒ/

a systematic means of communicating by the use of sounds or conventional symbols

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

LeonnounUS /ˈliːɑːn/

a historical area and former kingdom in northwestern Spain

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

Leon'snounUS /ˈliːɑːnz/

possessive form of “leon” — a historical area and former kingdom in northwestern Spain

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Bixiou, mimicking Leon’s intonation.

Marius's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “What do you suppose is Marius’s business?”

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

mimickingverbUS /ˈmɪmɪkɪŋ/

inflected form of “mimic” — imitate (a person or manner), especially for satirical effect

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Bixiou, mimicking Leon’s intonation.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

originaladjectiveUS /ərˈɪdʒənəl/

preceding all others in time or being as first made or performed

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

PlacenounUS /pleɪs/

a point located with respect to surface features of some region

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

shallmodal verbUS /ʃæl/

used with I and we for the future, or to offer and suggest

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

staircasenounUS /ˈsterkeɪs/

a way of access (upward and downward) consisting of a set of steps

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

supposeverbUS /səˈpoʊz/

express a supposition

From this reading “What do you suppose is Marius’s business?”

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

tellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “What do you suppose is Marius’s business?”

whenceadverbUS /wens/

an old word meaning “from where”

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading “Don’t laugh, Gazonal,” said Leon as they reached the foot of the staircase, whence his eye could take in the whole of the Place de la Bourse.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “I see over there one of our great men, and you shall compare his language with that of the barber, and tell me which of the two you think the most original.”

Chapter 5 of Unconscious Comedians by Honoré de Balzac holds 161 sentences, grouped into 33 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 5 holds 161 sentences of Unconscious Comedians, unabridged, divided into 33 reading sections.

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