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Chapter VIII · Ham and Brandy

Chapter VIII of Unnatural death, “Ham and Brandy,” is here in full — 297 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”
“Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.
I’ve got evidence to support it, too.”
“Which crime, by the way?”
“Oh, the Epping Forest business.
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Unnatural death

Chapter VIII · Ham and Brandy

Chapter VIII of Unnatural death, “Ham and Brandy,” is here in full — 297 sentences across 60 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/59 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”
Line 2
“Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.
Line 3
I’ve got evidence to support it, too.”
Line 4
“Which crime, by the way?”
/wɪtʃ kraɪm baɪ ðə weɪ/
Line 5
“Oh, the Epping Forest business.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

cocked verb US /kɑːkt/

past form of “cock” — tilt or slant to one side

From this reading ““Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.”

crime noun US /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading ““Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.”

evidence noun US /ˈevədəns/

your basis for belief or disbelief; knowledge on which to base belief

From this reading “I’ve got evidence to support it, too.””

knocks noun US /nɑːks/

plural of “knock” — the sound of knocking (as on a door or in an engine or bearing)

From this reading ““Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.”

Parker noun US /ˈpɑːrkər/

United States saxophonist and leader of the bop style of jazz (1920-1955)

From this reading ““_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?””

support noun US /səˈpɔːrt/

the activity of providing for or maintaining by supplying with money or necessities

From this reading “I’ve got evidence to support it, too.””

theory noun US /ˈθɪri/

a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena

From this reading ““Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.”

ushered verb US /ˈʌʃərd/

past form of “usher” — take (someone) to their seats, as in theaters or auditoriums

From this reading ““_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

cocked hat verb + noun counted as “cock hat”

In this reading ““Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.”

same evening adjective + noun

In this reading ““_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?””

new theory adjective + noun

In this reading ““Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.”

ushered in verb + particle counted as “usher in”

be a precursor of

In this reading ““_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?””

by the way preposition + article + noun counted as “by … way”

introducing a different topic

In this reading ““Which crime, by the way?””

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

Brillat-Savarin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

Bunternoun

a batter who bunts

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

businessnounUS /ˈbɪznəs/

a commercial or industrial enterprise and the people who constitute it

From this reading “Oh, the Epping Forest business.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

cockedverbUS /kɑːkt/

past form of “cock” — tilt or slant to one side

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

crimenounUS /kraɪm/

(criminal law) an act punishable by law; usually considered an evil act

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

Epping

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Oh, the Epping Forest business.

eveningnounUS /ˈiːvnɪŋ/

the latter part of the day (the period of decreasing daylight from late afternoon until nightfall)

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

evidencenounUS /ˈevədəns/

your basis for belief or disbelief; knowledge on which to base belief

From this reading I’ve got evidence to support it, too.”

ForestnounUS /ˈfɔːrəst/

the trees and other plants in a large densely wooded area

From this reading “Oh, the Epping Forest business.

freshadjectiveUS /freʃ/

recently made, produced, or harvested

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

hatnounUS /hæt/

headdress that protects the head from bad weather; has shaped crown and usually a brim

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

I've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading I’ve got evidence to support it, too.”

knocksnounUS /nɑːks/

plural of “knock” — the sound of knocking (as on a door or in an engine or bearing)

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

newadjectiveUS /nuː/

not of long duration; having just (or relatively recently) come into being or been made or acquired or discovered

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

OhnounUS /oʊ/

a midwestern state in north central United States in the Great Lakes region

From this reading “Oh, the Epping Forest business.

ParkernounUS /ˈpɑːrkər/

United States saxophonist and leader of the bop style of jazz (1920-1955)

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

sameadjectiveUS /seɪm/

Identical; not different.

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

supportnounUS /səˈpɔːrt/

the activity of providing for or maintaining by supplying with money or necessities

From this reading I’ve got evidence to support it, too.”

TellverbUS /tel/

express in words

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

theorynounUS /ˈθɪri/

a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading I’ve got evidence to support it, too.”

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading I’ve got evidence to support it, too.”

usheredverbUS /ˈʌʃərd/

past form of “usher” — take (someone) to their seats, as in theaters or auditoriums

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading “Which crime, by the way?”

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

Wimsey

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

YesnounUS /jes/

an affirmative

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading “_Tell me what you eat and I will tell you what you are._” Brillat-Savarin “Well,” said Wimsey, as Parker was ushered in that same evening by Bunter, “have you got anything fresh?”

yourspronounUS /jʊrz/

the one or ones belonging to the person spoken to

From this reading “Yes, I’ve got a new theory of the crime, which knocks yours into a cocked hat.

Chapter 8 of Unnatural death by Dorothy L. (Dorothy Leigh) Sayers holds 297 sentences, grouped into 60 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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