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Ups and Downs in the Life of a Distressed

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Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207
INTRODUCTION.
The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.
A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.
On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.
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Ups and Downs in the Life of a Distressed

Chapter II · Chapter 2

Chapter 2 of Ups and Downs in the Life of a Distressed is here in full — 38 sentences across 8 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207
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INTRODUCTION.
/ˌɪntrəˈdʌkʃən/
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The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.
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A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.
/ə ˈprɪntər huː wɑːz ˈniːðər æn əbˈzɜːrvər ʌv ðə ˈsæbəθ nɔːr ə ˈmembər ʌv ðə ˈtempərəns səˈsaɪəti went tuː ə ˈɡroʊsəri wʌn ˈsʌndeɪ ˈmɔːrnɪŋ fɔːr ə ˈbɑːtəl ʌv dʒɪn/
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On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

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Clemency noun US /ˈklemənsi/

good weather with comfortable temperatures

From this reading “Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207”

completion noun US /kəmˈpliːʃən/

(American football) a successful forward pass in football

From this reading “Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207”

grocery noun US /ˈɡroʊsəri/

a marketplace where groceries are sold

From this reading “A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.”

ostrich noun US /ˈɔːstrɪtʃ/

a person who refuses to face reality or recognize the truth (a reference to the popular notion that the ostrich hides from danger by burying its head in the sand)

From this reading “The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.”

printer noun US /ˈprɪntər/

someone whose occupation is printing

From this reading “A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.”

quarrelsome adjective US /ˈkwɔːrəlsəm/

given to quarreling

From this reading “Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207”

thrusts noun US /θrʌsts/

plural of “thrust” — the force used in pushing

From this reading “The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.”

Tribulations noun US /ˌtrɪbjəˈleɪʃənz/

plural of “tribulation” — an annoying or frustrating or catastrophic event

From this reading “Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207”

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207

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From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

AccidentnounUS /ˈæksədənt/

an unfortunate mishap; especially one causing damage or injury

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

AccountnounUS /əˈkaʊnt/

a record or narrative description of past events

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

actorsnounUS /ˈæktərz/

plural of “actor” — a theatrical performer

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

authornounUS /ˈɔːθər/

writes (books or stories or articles or the like) professionally (for pay)

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

behindprepositionUS /bɪˈhaɪnd/

at or toward the back of something

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

bestnounUS /best/

the supreme effort one can make

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

bornadjectiveUS /bɔːrn/

brought into existence

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

bottlenounUS /ˈbɑːtəl/

a glass or plastic vessel used for storing drinks or other liquids; typically cylindrical without handles and with a narrow neck that can be plugged or capped

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

Bridewell

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From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

Catskill

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From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

CIRCLEnounUS /ˈsɜːrkəl/

ellipse in which the two axes are of equal length; a plane curve generated by one point moving at a constant distance from a fixed point

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

civiladjectiveUS /ˈsɪvəl/

applying to ordinary citizens as contrasted with the military

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

ClemencynounUS /ˈklemənsi/

good weather with comfortable temperatures

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

closedadjectiveUS /kloʊzd/

not open or affording passage or access

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

comingnounUS /ˈkʌmɪŋ/

the act of drawing spatially closer to something

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

COMPLETIONnounUS /kəmˈpliːʃən/

(American football) a successful forward pass in football

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

conductverbUS /ˈkɑːndəkt/

direct the course of; manage or control

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

congregationnounUS /ˌkɑːŋɡrəˈɡeɪʃən/

a group of people who adhere to a common faith and habitually attend a given church

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

decanternoun

a bottle with a stopper; for serving wine or water

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

defencenounUS /dɪˈfens/

(psychiatry) an unconscious process that tries to reduce the anxiety associated with instinctive desires

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

DilemmanounUS /dɪˈlemə/

state of uncertainty or perplexity especially as requiring a choice between equally unfavorable options

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

divideverbUS /dɪˈvaɪd/

separate into parts or portions

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

domesticadjectiveUS /dəˈmestɪk/

of concern to or concerning the internal affairs of a nation

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

dram-shop

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From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

EvilsnounUS /ˈiːvəlz/

plural of “evil” — morally objectionable behavior

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

exileverbUS /ˈeɡzaɪl/

expel from a country

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

fanciesnounUS /ˈfænsiz/

plural of “fancy” — something many people believe that is false

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

fire-water

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

GallantrynounUS /ˈɡæləntri/

the qualities of a hero or heroine; exceptional or heroic courage when facing danger (especially in battle)

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

GarricknounUS /ˈɡerɪk/

English actor and theater manager who was the foremost Shakespearean actor of his day (1717-1779)

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

gentlemannounUS /ˈdʒentəlmən/

a man of refinement

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

ginnounUS /dʒɪn/

strong liquor flavored with juniper berries

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

grocerynounUS /ˈɡroʊsəri/

a marketplace where groceries are sold

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

hereofadverb

of or concerning this

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

hiddenadjectiveUS /ˈhɪdən/

not accessible to view

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

homesnounUS /hoʊmz/

plural of “home” — where you live at a particular time

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

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From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

INTRODUCTIONnounUS /ˌɪntrəˈdʌkʃən/

the act of beginning something new

From this reading INTRODUCTION.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

landnounUS /lænd/

the land on which real estate is located

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

magistratenounUS /ˈmædʒəstreɪt/

a lay judge or civil authority who administers the law (especially one who conducts a court dealing with minor offenses)

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

matrimonynounUS /ˈmætrəmoʊni/

the state of being a married couple voluntarily joined for life (or until divorce)

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

membernounUS /ˈmembər/

one of the persons who compose a social group (especially individuals who have joined and participate in a group organization)

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

MessagenounUS /ˈmesədʒ/

a communication (usually brief) that is written or spoken or signaled

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

MORALadjectiveUS /ˈmɔːrəl/

concerned with principles of right and wrong or conforming to standards of behavior and character based on those principles

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

morningnounUS /ˈmɔːrnɪŋ/

the time period between dawn and noon

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

nativeadjectiveUS /ˈneɪtɪv/

characteristic of or existing by virtue of geographic origin

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

nearadverbUS /nɪr/

near in time or place or relationship

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

neitherdeterminerUS /ˈniːðər/

not one and not the other of two

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

norconjunctionUS /nɔːr/

and not; used after a negative to add a second negative

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

nosenounUS /noʊz/

the organ of smell and entrance to the respiratory tract; the prominent part of the face of man or other mammals

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

observernounUS /əbˈzɜːrvər/

a person who becomes aware (of things or events) through the senses

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

occurredverbUS /əˈkɜːrd/

inflected form of “occur” — come to pass

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

OnprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

ostrichnounUS /ˈɔːstrɪtʃ/

a person who refuses to face reality or recognize the truth (a reference to the popular notion that the ostrich hides from danger by burying its head in the sand)

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

parallelnounUS /ˈperəlel/

something having the property of being analogous to something else

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

perceivedadjectiveUS /pərˈsiːvd/

detected by instinct or inference rather than by recognized perceptual cues

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

policenounUS /pəˈliːs/

the force of policemen and officers

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

printernounUS /ˈprɪntər/

someone whose occupation is printing

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

prosperitynounUS /prɑːˈsperəti/

an economic state of growth with rising profits and full employment

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

quarrelsomeadjectiveUS /ˈkwɔːrəlsəm/

given to quarreling

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

returningadjectiveUS /rɪˈtɜːrnɪŋ/

tending to return to an earlier state

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

SabbathnounUS /ˈsæbəθ/

a day of rest and worship: Sunday for most Christians; Saturday for the Jews and a few Christians; Friday for Muslims

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

sadadjectiveUS /sæd/

experiencing or showing sorrow or unhappiness

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

sandnounUS /sænd/

a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

ScenenounUS /siːn/

the place where some action occurs

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

servicesnounUS /ˈsɜːrvəsəz/

performance of duties or provision of space and equipment helpful to others

From this reading On coming out of the dram-shop, with his decanter of fire-water, he perceived that the services in the church near by, were just closed, and the congregation were returning to their homes.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

sillyadjectiveUS /ˈsɪli/

ludicrous, foolish

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

SocietynounUS /səˈsaɪəti/

an extended social group having a distinctive cultural and economic organization

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

SundaynounUS /ˈsʌndeɪ/

first day of the week; observed as a day of rest and worship by most Christians

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

TemperancenounUS /ˈtempərəns/

the trait of avoiding excesses

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

therebyadverbUS /ˈðerˈbaɪ/

by that means or because of that

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

thicketnounUS /ˈθɪkɪt/

a dense growth of bushes

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

thrustsnounUS /θrʌsts/

plural of “thrust” — the force used in pushing

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

TribulationsnounUS /ˌtrɪbjəˈleɪʃənz/

plural of “tribulation” — an annoying or frustrating or catastrophic event

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

unhappilyadverbUS /ənˈhæpəli/

in an unpleasant way

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

viewnounUS /vjuː/

a way of regarding situations or topics etc.

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

villagenounUS /ˈvɪlədʒ/

a community of people smaller than a town

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

virtuenounUS /ˈvɝː.tʃuː/

Moral excellence and goodness of character; the highest human attainment in Stoic philosophy.

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

warnounUS /wɔːr/

the waging of armed conflict against an enemy

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading A printer, who was neither an observer of the Sabbath, nor a member of the Temperance Society, went to a grocery one Sunday morning for a bottle of gin.

wifenounUS /waɪf/

a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

womannounUS /ˈwʊmən/

an adult female person (as opposed to a man)

From this reading Dilemma of Garrick and the author hereof--Evils of prosperity--Message from a gentleman in Bridewell--Account of a domestic civil war--Tribulations of matrimony--Gallantry of a husband in defence of his wife--Accident to a nose with a woman behind it--Scene in the police, the actors in which were unhappily born in exile from their native land--Clemency of the magistrate--What sad care some people take of their virtue--How to divide a quarrelsome house--COMPLETION OF THE CIRCLE--THE MORAL 207

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading The best parallel to the conduct of the silly ostrich, that thrusts her head into a thicket, or the sand, and fancies she is thereby hidden from view, occurred some years since in the village of Catskill.

Chapter 2 of Ups and Downs in the Life of a Distressed by William L. (William Leete) Stone holds 38 sentences, grouped into 8 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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