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Verse and Worse

Chapter V

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_OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!
It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.
In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.
But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.
'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.
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Verse and Worse

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Verse and Worse is here in full — 628 sentences across 126 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!
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It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.
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In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.
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But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.
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'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

blokes noun US /bloʊks/

plural of “bloke” — a boy or man

From this reading “It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.”

bust verb US /bʌst/

ruin completely

From this reading “_OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!”

casualty noun US /ˈkæʒəwəlti/

someone injured or killed or captured or missing in a military engagement

From this reading “In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.”

fetched verb US /fetʃt/

past form of “fetch” — go or come after and bring or take back

From this reading “_OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!”

pulls noun US /pʊlz/

plural of “pull” — the act of pulling; applying force to move something toward or with you

From this reading “In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.”

somewheres noun US /ˈsʌmwerz/

plural of “somewhere” — an indefinite or unknown location

From this reading “_OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!”

splinter verb US /ˈsplɪntər/

withdraw from an organization or communion

From this reading “_OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!”

tho noun US /ðoʊ/

a branch of the Tai languages

From this reading “'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

Comes up verb + adjective counted as “come up”

bring forth, usually something desirable

In this reading “In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.”

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AdeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

a-makin

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From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

AdnounUS /æd/

a public promotion of some product or service

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

AtprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

ave

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From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

BILLnounUS /bɪl/

a statute in draft before it becomes law

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

blokesnounUS /bloʊks/

plural of “bloke” — a boy or man

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

bustverbUS /bʌst/

ruin completely

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

callsnounUS /kɔːlz/

plural of “call” — a telephone connection

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

casualtynounUS /ˈkæʒəwəlti/

someone injured or killed or captured or missing in a military engagement

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

ColonelnounUS /ˈkɜːrnəl/

a commissioned military officer in the United States Army or Air Force or Marines who ranks above a lieutenant colonel and below a brigadier general

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

ComesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

Couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

dangerousadjectiveUS /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/

involving or causing danger or risk; liable to hurt or harm

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

daynounUS /deɪ/

time for Earth to make a complete rotation on its axis

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

deadadjectiveUS /ded/

no longer having or seeming to have or expecting to have life

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

dealverbUS /diːl/

act on verbally or in some form of artistic expression

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

doctornounUS /ˈdɑːktər/

a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

doctorsnounUS /ˈdɑːktərz/

plural of “doctor” — a licensed medical practitioner

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

doesn't

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From this reading 'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

enounUS /iː/

a fat-soluble vitamin that is essential for normal reproduction; an important antioxidant that neutralizes free radicals in the body

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

ead

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

earnounUS /iːr/

the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading 'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

eard

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

fetchedverbUS /fetʃt/

past form of “fetch” — go or come after and bring or take back

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

fieldnounUS /fiːld/

a piece of land cleared of trees and usually enclosed

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading 'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading 'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

fust

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From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

HospitalnounUS /ˈhɑːspɪtəl/

a health facility where patients receive treatment

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

I'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

I'm

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading 'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

im

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

killverbUS /kɪl/

cause to die; put to death, usually intentionally or knowingly

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

kindlyadjectiveUS /ˈkaɪndli/

showing or motivated by sympathy and understanding and generosity

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

likeverbUS /laɪk/

prefer or wish to do something

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

metverbUS /met/

inflected form of “meet” — come together

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

Modder

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From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

mustmodal verbUS /mʌst/

used to say something is necessary, or almost certainly true

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading 'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

nex

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

onounUS /oʊ/

a nonmetallic bivalent element that is normally a colorless odorless tasteless nonflammable diatomic gas; constitutes 21 percent of the atmosphere by volume; the most abundant element in the earth's crust

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

ole

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From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

oo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

OrderlynounUS /ˈɔːrdərli/

a soldier who serves as an attendant to a superior officer

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

orspital

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From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

OTHERadjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

ow

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

pullsnounUS /pʊlz/

plural of “pull” — the act of pulling; applying force to move something toward or with you

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

quickadjectiveUS /kwɪk/

accomplished rapidly and without delay

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

ReportverbUS /riˈpɔːrt/

to give an account or representation of in words

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

returnsnounUS /rɪˈtɜːrnz/

plural of “return” — document giving the tax collector information about the taxpayer's tax liability

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

severeadjectiveUS /səˈvɪr/

intensely or extremely bad or unpleasant in degree or quality

From this reading 'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

sez

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

shellnounUS /ʃel/

ammunition consisting of a cylindrical metal casing containing an explosive charge and a projectile; fired from a large gun

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

sirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

somewheresnounUS /ˈsʌmwerz/

plural of “somewhere” — an indefinite or unknown location

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

sortnounUS /sɔːrt/

a category of things distinguished by some common characteristic or quality

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

splinterverbUS /ˈsplɪntər/

withdraw from an organization or communion

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

ThempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

thick-thatched

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From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

thonounUS /ðoʊ/

a branch of the Tai languages

From this reading 'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading It takes a deal to kill Them thick-thatched sort o' blokes like Bill.

ToldverbUS /toʊld/

inflected form of “tell” — express in words

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

turnsnounUS /tɜːrnz/

plural of “turn” — a circular segment of a curve

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

VERSESnounUS /ˈvɜːrsəz/

plural of “verse” — literature in metrical form

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading 'For tho' I'm 'it, an' 'it severe, 'I doesn't want my friends to 'ear.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

Wilks

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From this reading In the field-'orspital, nex' day, The doctors was a-makin' out The 'casualty returns,' an' they Comes up an' pulls ole Bill about; Ole Colonel Wilks, 'e turns to me, 'Report this "dangerous,"' sez 'e.

wot

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From this reading _OTHER VERSES_ BILL (_Told by the Hospital Orderly_) At Modder, where I met 'im fust, I thought as 'ow ole Bill was dead; A splinter, from a shell wot bust, 'Ad fetched 'im somewheres in the 'ead; But there!

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading But Bill, 'oo must 'ave 'eard it too, 'E calls the doctor, quick as thought: 'I'd take it kindly, sir, if you 'Could keep me out o' the report.

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