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Vicky Van

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

Chapter 18 of Vicky Van is here in full — 275 sentences across 55 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"
I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.
"You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.
I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.
There couldn't be two people more dissimilar."
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Vicky Van

Chapter XVIII · Chapter 18

Chapter 18 of Vicky Van is here in full — 275 sentences across 55 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/55 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"
/pruːfs ənd mɔːr pruːfs juː ɑːr ˌæbsəˈluːtli ˈkreɪzi/
Line 2
I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.
/aɪ sed ˈlæfɪŋ ðoʊ ðə læf tʃoʊkt ɪn maɪ θroʊt æz aɪ lʊkt æt stoʊn/
Line 3
"You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.
Line 4
I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.
Line 5
There couldn't be two people more dissimilar."

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

Allen noun US /ˈælən/

United States comedienne remembered as the confused but imperturbable partner of her husband, George Burns (1906-1964)

From this reading “I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.”

choked adjective US /tʃoʊkt/

stopped up; clogged up

From this reading “I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.”

circles noun US /ˈsɜːrkəlz/

plural of “circle” — ellipse in which the two axes are of equal length; a plane curve generated by one point moving at a constant distance from a fixed point

From this reading “"You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.”

crazy adjective US /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading “PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"”

dissimilar adjective US /dɪˈsɪmələr/

not similar

From this reading “There couldn't be two people more dissimilar."”

dotty adjective US /ˈdɑːti/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading “"You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.”

proofs noun US /pruːfs/

plural of “proof” — any factual evidence that helps to establish the truth of something

From this reading “PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"”

Van noun US /væn/

any creative group active in the innovation and application of new concepts and techniques in a given field (especially in the arts)

From this reading “I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

absolutelyadverbUS /ˌæbsəˈluːtli/

completely and without qualification; used informally as intensifiers

From this reading PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"

AllennounUS /ˈælən/

United States comedienne remembered as the confused but imperturbable partner of her husband, George Burns (1906-1964)

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

ANDconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading There couldn't be two people more dissimilar."

bothdeterminerUS /boʊθ/

the two together, not just one

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

chokedadjectiveUS /tʃoʊkt/

stopped up; clogged up

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

circlesnounUS /ˈsɜːrkəlz/

plural of “circle” — ellipse in which the two axes are of equal length; a plane curve generated by one point moving at a constant distance from a fixed point

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

commonadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːmən/

belonging to or participated in by a community as a whole; public

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

couldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There couldn't be two people more dissimilar."

crazyadjectiveUS /ˈkreɪzi/

affected with madness or insanity

From this reading PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"

dissimilaradjectiveUS /dɪˈsɪmələr/

not similar

From this reading There couldn't be two people more dissimilar."

dottyadjectiveUS /ˈdɑːti/

informal or slang terms for mentally irregular

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

Fibsy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

goneadjectiveUS /ɡɔːn/

destroyed or killed

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

MOREadjectiveUS /mɔːr/

(comparative of “much” used with mass nouns) a quantifier meaning greater in size or amount or extent or degree

From this reading PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

nothingpronounUS /ˈnʌθɪŋ/

not one thing; not anything

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

peoplenounUS /ˈpiːpəl/

(plural) any group of human beings (men or women or children) collectively

From this reading There couldn't be two people more dissimilar."

PROOFSnounUS /pruːfs/

plural of “proof” — any factual evidence that helps to establish the truth of something

From this reading PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"

roundnounUS /raʊnd/

a charge of ammunition for a single shot

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

runningadjectiveUS /ˈrʌnɪŋ/

(of fluids) moving or issuing in a stream

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

Schuyler

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

StonenounUS /stoʊn/

a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There couldn't be two people more dissimilar."

they've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

thisdeterminerUS /ðɪs/

used for a person or thing that is near, or that has just been mentioned

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

thoughconjunctionUS /ðoʊ/

in spite of the fact that

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

throatnounUS /θroʊt/

The passage at the back of the mouth.

From this reading I said, laughing, though the laugh choked in my throat, as I looked at Stone.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading There couldn't be two people more dissimilar."

VannounUS /væn/

any creative group active in the innovation and application of new concepts and techniques in a given field (especially in the arts)

From this reading I know both Mrs. Schuyler and Miss Van Allen, and they've nothing in common.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading PROOFS AND MORE PROOFS "You are absolutely crazy!"

you're

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "You see, Fibsy, you're gone dotty over this thing, and you're running round in circles.

Chapter 18 of Vicky Van by Carolyn Wells holds 275 sentences, grouped into 55 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the public-domain source, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 18 of Vicky Van contain?

Chapter 18 holds 275 sentences of Vicky Van, unabridged, divided into 55 reading sections.

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Nearly
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Midnight
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Steele
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Never
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