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Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Vigorish is here in full — 559 sentences across 112 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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_If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?
I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.
Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.
She hasn't gotten over the squish of it yet.
Birds don't trouble me.
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LEARNER DICTIONARY
Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Vigorish

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Vigorish is here in full — 559 sentences across 112 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/111 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
_If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?
Line 2
I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.
/aɪ noʊ ə ɡɜːrl huː ɡæɡz ənd θroʊz ʌp æt ðə mɪr saɪt ʌv ə bɜːrd/
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Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.
Line 4
She hasn't gotten over the squish of it yet.
Line 5
Birds don't trouble me.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

barefoot adjective US /ˈberfʊt/

without shoes

From this reading “Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.”

fledgling adjective US /ˈfledʒlɪŋ/

(of a young bird) having acquired its flight feathers

From this reading “Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.”

gags noun US /ɡæɡz/

plural of “gag” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading “I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.”

gotten verb US /ˈɡɑːtən/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading “She hasn't gotten over the squish of it yet.”

kid verb US /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading “Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.”

robin noun US /ˈrɑːbən/

small Old World songbird with a reddish breast

From this reading “Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.”

thief noun US /θiːf/

a criminal who takes property belonging to someone else with the intention of keeping it or selling it

From this reading “_If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?”

throws noun US /θroʊz/

plural of “throw” — the act of throwing (propelling something with a rapid movement of the arm and wrist)

From this reading “I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.”

All words in this reading · 52

Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

barefootadjectiveUS /ˈberfʊt/

without shoes

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

birdnounUS /bɜːrd/

warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

BirdsnounUS /bɜːrdz/

plural of “bird” — warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrates characterized by feathers and forelimbs modified as wings

From this reading Birds don't trouble me.

catchverbUS /kætʃ/

discover or come upon accidentally, suddenly, or unexpectedly; catch somebody doing something or in a certain state

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

doesauxiliary verbUS /dʌz/

the form of “do” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Birds don't trouble me.

fearverbUS /fɪr/

be afraid or feel anxious or apprehensive about a possible or probable situation or event

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

fledglingadjectiveUS /ˈfledʒlɪŋ/

(of a young bird) having acquired its flight feathers

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

gagsnounUS /ɡæɡz/

plural of “gag” — a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

girlnounUS /ɡɜːrl/

a young female

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

gottenverbUS /ˈɡɑːtən/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading She hasn't gotten over the squish of it yet.

grassverbUS /ɡræs/

shoot down, of birds

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

hasn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She hasn't gotten over the squish of it yet.

hatenounUS /heɪt/

the emotion of intense dislike; a feeling of dislike so strong that it demands action

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

kidverbUS /kɪd/

tell false information to for fun

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Birds don't trouble me.

mereadjectiveUS /mɪr/

being nothing more than specified

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

moppetnoun

a little girl (usually one you are fond of)

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

mostadverbUS /moʊst/

used to form the superlative

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading She hasn't gotten over the squish of it yet.

PooradjectiveUS /puːr/

deserving or inciting pity

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

psi-gifted

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

robinnounUS /ˈrɑːbən/

small Old World songbird with a reddish breast

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

shepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

sightnounUS /saɪt/

an instance of visual perception

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

squishverb

walk through mud or mire

From this reading She hasn't gotten over the squish of it yet.

steppedverbUS /stept/

inflected form of “step” — shift or move by taking a step

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

takeverbUS /teɪk/

carry out

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

takesnounUS /teɪks/

plural of “take” — the income or profit arising from such transactions as the sale of land or other property

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

thiefnounUS /θiːf/

a criminal who takes property belonging to someone else with the intention of keeping it or selling it

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

throwsnounUS /θroʊz/

plural of “throw” — the act of throwing (propelling something with a rapid movement of the arm and wrist)

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

troublenounUS /ˈtrʌbəl/

a source of difficulty

From this reading Birds don't trouble me.

upadjectiveUS /ʌp/

being or moving higher in position or greater in some value; being above a former position or level

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Poor kid, when she was a barefoot moppet she stepped on a fledgling robin in the grass.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading I know a girl who gags and throws up at the mere sight of a bird.

yetconjunctionUS /jet/

but in spite of that

From this reading She hasn't gotten over the squish of it yet.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading _If it "takes a thief to catch a thief" ... what does it take to catch a psi-gifted thief?_ What do you hate and fear the most?

Chapter 1 of Vigorish by John Berryman holds 559 sentences, grouped into 112 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

What does chapter 1 of Vigorish contain?

Chapter 1 holds 559 sentences of Vigorish, unabridged, divided into 112 reading sections.

This page carries chapter 1 of Vigorish by John Berryman exactly as it stands in the source edition, without abridgement. It runs to 559 sentences, grouped into 112 sections of at most 5 sentences so that a reader can take the chapter in steady, finishable pieces. The chapter also stores a coverage record mapping every one of its sentences to a part of the work, which is how the edition demonstrates that no line was dropped.

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How long does Vigorish take to read?

About 93 minutes of reading across 224 sections of 5 sentences each, at an unhurried pace.

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Vocabulary met early in Vigorish

Words and structures a reader meets early in Vigorish, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Takes
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Vigorish; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Thief
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Vigorish; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Catch
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Vigorish; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Psi-gifted
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Vigorish; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.