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Chapter I

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The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!
There were three of them.
Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.
But there were three of _them_.
My heart took a great bound.
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Volpla

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Volpla is here in full — 404 sentences across 81 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/80 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!
Line 2
There were three of them.
/ðer wɜːr θriː ʌv ðem/
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Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.
/ˈdʌzənz ʌv lɪmp ˈlɪtəl ˈmjuːtənts ðæt wʊd hæv sent æn ˌækəˈdemɪk zoʊˈɑːlədʒəst ˈɪntuː ˌhɪˈsterɪks leɪ ðer ɪn ðə ˌmetəˈbɑːlɪk ækˈseləreɪtər/
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But there were three of _them_.
/bʌt ðer wɜːr θriː ʌv ðem/
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My heart took a great bound.
/maɪ hɑːrt tʊk ə ɡreɪt baʊnd/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

academic adjective US /ˌækəˈdemɪk/

associated with academia or an academy

From this reading “Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.”

accelerator noun US /ækˈseləreɪtər/

a pedal that controls the throttle valve

From this reading “Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.”

cosmic adjective US /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading “The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!”

Cosmos noun US /ˈkɑːz.moʊs/

The universe seen as a well-ordered whole governed by rational nature.

From this reading “The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!”

hysterics noun US /ˌhɪˈsterɪks/

an attack of hysteria

From this reading “Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.”

metabolic adjective US /ˌmetəˈbɑːlɪk/

of or relating to metabolism

From this reading “Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.”

mutants noun US /ˈmjuːtənts/

plural of “mutant” — (biology) an organism that has characteristics resulting from chromosomal alteration

From this reading “Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.”

zoologist noun US /zoʊˈɑːlədʒəst/

a specialist in the branch of biology dealing with animals

From this reading “Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

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into hysterics preposition + noun

In this reading “Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.”

always maintained adverb + adjective

In this reading “The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!”

lay there verb + particle

In this reading “Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

academicadjectiveUS /ˌækəˈdemɪk/

associated with academia or an academy

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

acceleratornounUS /ækˈseləreɪtər/

a pedal that controls the throttle valve

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

alwaysadverbUS /ˈɔːlweɪz/

at all times; all the time and on every occasion

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

boundadjectiveUS /baʊnd/

confined by bonds

From this reading My heart took a great bound.

ButconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading But there were three of _them_.

cosmicadjectiveUS /ˈkɑːzmɪk/

of or from or pertaining to or characteristic of the cosmos or universe

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

CosmosnounUS /ˈkɑːz.moʊs/

The universe seen as a well-ordered whole governed by rational nature.

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

DozensnounUS /ˈdʌzənz/

a large number or amount

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

gagverbUS /ɡæɡ/

prevent from speaking out

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

greatadjectiveUS /ɡreɪt/

relatively large in size or number or extent; larger than others of its kind

From this reading My heart took a great bound.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

heartnounUS /hɑːrt/

the locus of feelings and intuitions

From this reading My heart took a great bound.

humornounUS /ˈhjuːmər/

a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

hystericsnounUS /ˌhɪˈsterɪks/

an attack of hysteria

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

kindadjectiveUS /kaɪnd/

having or showing a tender and considerate and helpful nature; used especially of persons and their behavior

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

layverbUS /leɪ/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

learnedadjectiveUS /lɜːrnd/

having or showing profound knowledge

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

limpverbUS /lɪmp/

walk impeded by some physical limitation or injury

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

maintainedadjectiveUS /meɪnˈteɪnd/

kept in good condition

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

metabolicadjectiveUS /ˌmetəˈbɑːlɪk/

of or relating to metabolism

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

mutantsnounUS /ˈmjuːtənts/

plural of “mutant” — (biology) an organism that has characteristics resulting from chromosomal alteration

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My heart took a great bound.

nastyadjectiveUS /ˈnæsti/

offensive or even (of persons) malicious

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

pullingnounUS /ˈpʊlɪŋ/

the act of pulling; applying force to move something toward or with you

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

reallyadverbUS /ˈrɪli/

in accordance with truth or fact or reality

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

sentnounUS /sent/

100 senti equal 1 kroon in Estonia

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading There were three of them.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There were three of them.

threenounUS /θriː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one and one

From this reading There were three of them.

tillprepositionUS /tɪl/

up to a particular time

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

tookverbUS /tʊk/

inflected form of “take” — carry out

From this reading My heart took a great bound.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There were three of them.

worthnounUS /wɜːrθ/

an indefinite quantity of something having a specified value

From this reading The only kind of gag worth pulling, I always maintained, was a cosmic one--till I learned the Cosmos has a really nasty sense of humor!

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

zoologistnounUS /zoʊˈɑːlədʒəst/

a specialist in the branch of biology dealing with animals

From this reading Dozens of limp little mutants that would have sent an academic zoologist into hysterics lay there in the metabolic accelerator.

Chapter 1 of Volpla by Wyman Guin holds 404 sentences, grouped into 81 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 404 sentences of Volpla, unabridged, divided into 81 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Volpla

Words and structures a reader meets early in Volpla, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Worth
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Volpla; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Pulling
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Volpla; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Always
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Volpla; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Maintained
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Volpla; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.