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Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.
Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1. is here in full — 424 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.
She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”
I began to go to church right away.
* * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!
_Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.
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Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.

Chapter II

Chapter 2 of Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1. is here in full — 424 sentences across 85 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/84 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.
/wen maɪ ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː wɑːz sɪk aɪ went tuː hɜːr ˈbedsaɪd ənd bɪˈɡæn tuː kraɪ/
Line 2
She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”
Line 3
I began to go to church right away.
/aɪ bɪˈɡæn tuː ɡoʊ tuː tʃɜːrtʃ raɪt əˈweɪ/
Line 4
* * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!
Line 5
_Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ankle noun US /ˈæŋkəl/

a gliding joint between the distal ends of the tibia and fibula and the proximal end of the talus

From this reading “* * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!”

bedside noun US /ˈbedsaɪd/

space by the side of a bed (especially the bed of a sick or dying person)

From this reading “When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.”

cry verb US /kraɪ/

utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading “When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.”

dog noun US /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading “* * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!”

mother-in-law noun US /ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/

the mother of your spouse

From this reading “When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.”

Passerby noun US /ˈpæsərbi/

a person who passes by casually or by chance

reach verb US /riːtʃ/

reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading “_Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.”

sick adjective US /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading “When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.”

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andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

anklenounUS /ˈæŋkəl/

a gliding joint between the distal ends of the tibia and fibula and the proximal end of the talus

From this reading * * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading _Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.

awayadverbUS /əˈweɪ/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading I began to go to church right away.

bedsidenounUS /ˈbedsaɪd/

space by the side of a bed (especially the bed of a sick or dying person)

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

beganverbUS /bɪˈɡæn/

inflected form of “begin” — take the first step or steps in carrying out an action

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

bitnounUS /bɪt/

a small piece or quantity of something

From this reading * * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!

boynounUS /bɔɪ/

a youthful male person

From this reading * * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!

churchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading I began to go to church right away.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading _Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.

cryverbUS /kraɪ/

utter a sudden loud cry

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

dat's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading _Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.

dognounUS /dɔːɡ/

a member of the genus Canis (probably descended from the common wolf) that has been domesticated by man since prehistoric times; occurs in many breeds

From this reading * * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!

Don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading I began to go to church right away.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading _Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

highadjectiveUS /haɪ/

greater than normal in degree or intensity or amount

From this reading _Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading * * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

mother-in-lawnounUS /ˈmʌðərɪnlɔː/

the mother of your spouse

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading * * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

PasserbynounUS /ˈpæsərbi/

a person who passes by casually or by chance

From this reading * * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!

reachverbUS /riːtʃ/

reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading _Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.

rightadverbUS /raɪt/

precisely, exactly

From this reading I began to go to church right away.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

SayverbUS /seɪ/

express in words

From this reading * * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

sickadjectiveUS /sɪk/

affected by an impairment of normal physical or mental function

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading _Boy_--Well, dat’s as high as he could reach.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

WhenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading When my mother-in-law was sick, I went to her bedside, and began to cry.

willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading She said, “Don’t cry, we will meet in the other world.”

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading * * * * * _Passerby_--Say, boy, your dog bit me on the ankle!

Chapter 2 of Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1. by Anonymous holds 424 sentences, grouped into 85 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.

Words and structures a reader meets early in Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1., each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Wehman
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Vaudeville
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Jokes
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Price
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