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Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.
Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1. is here in full — 426 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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“No limit.”
* * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”
“She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”
* * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.
“May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.
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Archivist
/ˈɑːrkɪvɪst/
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A keeper or guardian of historical records and memories.

Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.

Chapter III

Chapter 3 of Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1. is here in full — 426 sentences across 86 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/85 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
“No limit.”
/noʊ ˈlɪmət/
Line 2
* * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”
/wʌt kɑːzd ðə deθ ʌv ˈmeri ˈmɜːrfi/
Line 3
“She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”
Line 4
* * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.
/ɪt wɑːz maɪ ɡʊd ˈfɔːrtʃən ðæt maɪ ˈænsestərz keɪm ˈoʊvər ɪn ðə ˈmeɪflaʊər sed mɪs saʊθ tʃɜːrtʃ/
Line 5
“May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

ancestors noun US /ˈænsestərz/

plural of “ancestor” — someone from whom you are descended (but usually more remote than a grandparent)

From this reading “* * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.”

caused verb US /kɑːzd/

past form of “cause” — give rise to; cause to happen or occur, not always intentionally

From this reading “* * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?””

dreamt verb US /drɛmt/

Experienced dreams during sleep.

From this reading ““She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.””

flour noun US /ˈflaʊər/

fine powdery foodstuff obtained by grinding and sifting the meal of a cereal grain

From this reading ““May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.”

frog noun US /frɑːɡ/

any of various tailless stout-bodied amphibians with long hind limbs for leaping; semiaquatic and terrestrial species

From this reading ““She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.””

limit noun US /ˈlɪmət/

the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading ““No limit.””

Mayflower noun US /ˈmeɪflaʊər/

the ship in which the Pilgrim Fathers sailed from England to Massachusetts in 1620

From this reading “* * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.”

Murphy noun US /ˈmɜːrfi/

an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland

From this reading “* * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?””

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

good fortune adjective + noun

an auspicious state resulting from favorable outcomes

In this reading “* * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.”

came over verb + particle counted as “come over”

communicate the intended meaning or impression

In this reading “* * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading “She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”

ancestorsnounUS /ˈænsestərz/

plural of “ancestor” — someone from whom you are descended (but usually more remote than a grandparent)

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading “She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”

cameverbUS /keɪm/

inflected form of “come” — move toward, travel toward something or somebody or approach something or somebody

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

causedverbUS /kɑːzd/

past form of “cause” — give rise to; cause to happen or occur, not always intentionally

From this reading * * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”

ChurchnounUS /tʃɜːrtʃ/

one of the groups of Christians who have their own beliefs and forms of worship

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

croaked

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”

deathnounUS /deθ/

the event of dying or departure from life

From this reading * * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”

didauxiliary verbUS /dɪd/

the past form of “do”, used in questions and negatives

From this reading “May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

dreamtverbUS /drɛmt/

Experienced dreams during sleep.

From this reading “She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”

flournounUS /ˈflaʊər/

fine powdery foodstuff obtained by grinding and sifting the meal of a cereal grain

From this reading “May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

fortunenounUS /ˈfɔːrtʃən/

an unknown and unpredictable phenomenon that causes an event to result one way rather than another

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

frognounUS /frɑːɡ/

any of various tailless stout-bodied amphibians with long hind limbs for leaping; semiaquatic and terrestrial species

From this reading “She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

Hennepin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading “May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

limitnounUS /ˈlɪmət/

the greatest possible degree of something

From this reading “No limit.”

MarynounUS /ˈmeri/

the mother of Jesus; Christians refer to her as the Virgin Mary; she is especially honored by Roman Catholics

From this reading * * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”

Maymodal verbUS /meɪ/

used to say something is possible, or to give permission

From this reading “May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

MayflowernounUS /ˈmeɪflaʊər/

the ship in which the Pilgrim Fathers sailed from England to Massachusetts in 1620

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

MissverbUS /mɪs/

fail to perceive or to catch with the senses or the mind

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

MurphynounUS /ˈmɜːrfi/

an edible tuber native to South America; a staple food of Ireland

From this reading * * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”

mydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

NodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading “No limit.”

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading “May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading * * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading “May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

repliedverbUS /rɪˈplaɪd/

inflected form of “reply” — react verbally

From this reading “May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading “She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”

SouthnounUS /saʊθ/

the region of the United States lying to the south of the Mason-Dixon line

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading * * * * * “It was my good fortune that my ancestors came over in the Mayflower,” said Miss South Church.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading * * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”

understandverbUS /ˌʌndərˈstænd/

know and comprehend the nature or meaning of

From this reading “May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading “She dreamt she was a frog and croaked.”

WhatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading * * * * * “What caused the death of Mary Murphy?”

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading “May flour,” replied Miss Hennepin, who did not quite understand.

Chapter 3 of Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1. by Anonymous holds 426 sentences, grouped into 86 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.

Words and structures a reader meets early in Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1., each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Wehman
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Vaudeville
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Jokes
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Wehman Bros.' Vaudeville Jokes No. 1.; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Price
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