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When I Was Czar

Chapter XVIII · Prince Kalkov’s Welcome

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My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.
Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.
But I was carrying too many responsibilities.
There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.
You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.
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When I Was Czar

Chapter XVIII · Prince Kalkov’s Welcome

Chapter XVIII of When I Was Czar, “Prince Kalkov’s Welcome,” is here in full — 222 sentences across 45 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/44 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.
/maɪ fɜːrst ˌɪnkləˈneɪʃən wɑːz tuː bɜːrst aʊt ˈlæfɪŋ æt ðə ɪˈɡriːdʒəs əbˈsɜːrdəti ʌv ðə ˈblʌndər bʌt aɪ riˈstreɪnd ˌmaɪˈself/
Line 2
Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.
/hæd aɪ hæd noʊ wʌn bʌt ˌmaɪˈself tuː θɪŋk fɔːr aɪ wʊd hæv hæd maɪ læf ɪf ðə nekst ˈmɪnət hæd siːn miː ɪn ðə ˈdiːpəst ˈdʌndʒən ɪn ˈpiːtərzbərɡ/
Line 3
But I was carrying too many responsibilities.
/bʌt aɪ wɑːz ˈkæriɪŋ tuː ˈmeni riˌspɑːnsəˈbɪlətiz/
Line 4
There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.
/ðer ɑːr ˈsɜːrtən ˈklæsəz ʌv əˈfɪʃəlz æt huːm ɪt ɪz ekˈstriːmli ˈdeɪndʒərəs tuː læf/
Line 5
You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

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absurdity noun US /əbˈsɜːrdəti/

a message whose content is at variance with reason

From this reading “My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.”

blunder verb US /ˈblʌndər/

commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading “My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.”

clapping noun US /ˈklæpɪŋ/

a demonstration of approval by clapping the hands together

From this reading “You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.”

dungeon noun US /ˈdʌndʒən/

the main tower within the walls of a medieval castle or fortress

From this reading “Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.”

egregious adjective US /ɪˈɡriːdʒəs/

conspicuously and outrageously bad or reprehensible

From this reading “My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.”

Petersburg noun US /ˈpiːtərzbərɡ/

a town in southeastern Virginia (south of Richmond); scene of heavy fighting during the American Civil War

From this reading “Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.”

resent verb US /rɪˈzent/

feel bitter or indignant about

From this reading “You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.”

responsibilities noun US /riˌspɑːnsəˈbɪlətiz/

plural of “responsibility” — the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading “But I was carrying too many responsibilities.”

Word partnerships in these lines

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Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

extremely dangerous adverb + adjective

In this reading “There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.”

next minute adjective + noun

In this reading “Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.”

burst out verb + adjective

give sudden release to an expression

In this reading “My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.”

certain classes adjective + noun counted as “certain class”

In this reading “There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.”

too many adverb + adjective

In this reading “But I was carrying too many responsibilities.”

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ableadjectiveUS /ˈeɪbəl/

(usually followed by “to”) having the necessary means or skill or know-how or authority to do something

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

absurditynounUS /əbˈsɜːrdəti/

a message whose content is at variance with reason

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

blunderverbUS /ˈblʌndər/

commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

burstverbUS /bɜːrst/

come open suddenly and violently, as if from internal pressure

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

carryingverbUS /ˈkæriɪŋ/

-ing form of “carry” — move while supporting, either in a vehicle or in one's hands or on one's body

From this reading But I was carrying too many responsibilities.

certainadjectiveUS /ˈsɜːrtən/

definite but not specified or identified

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

clappingnounUS /ˈklæpɪŋ/

a demonstration of approval by clapping the hands together

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

classesnounUS /ˈklæsəz/

plural of “class” — a collection of things sharing a common attribute

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

continentnounUS /ˈkɑːntənənt/

one of the large landmasses of the earth

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

countriesnounUS /ˈkʌntriz/

plural of “country” — a politically organized body of people under a single government

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

dangerousadjectiveUS /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/

involving or causing danger or risk; liable to hurt or harm

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

deepestadjectiveUS /ˈdiːpəst/

superlative of “deep” — relatively deep or strong; affecting one deeply

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

dungeonnounUS /ˈdʌndʒən/

the main tower within the walls of a medieval castle or fortress

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

egregiousadjectiveUS /ɪˈɡriːdʒəs/

conspicuously and outrageously bad or reprehensible

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

EuropenounUS /ˈjʊrəp/

the 2nd smallest continent (actually a vast peninsula of Eurasia); the British use “Europe” to refer to all of the continent except the British Isles

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

extremelyadverbUS /ekˈstriːmli/

to a high degree or extent; favorably or with much respect

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

firstadjectiveUS /fɜːrst/

preceding all others in time or space or degree

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

forprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

gaolnoun

a correctional institution used to detain persons who are in the lawful custody of the government (either accused persons awaiting trial or convicted persons serving a sentence)

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

Hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

inclinationnounUS /ˌɪnkləˈneɪʃən/

an attitude of mind especially one that favors one alternative over others

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

keepingnounUS /ˈkiːpɪŋ/

conformity or harmony

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

laughnounUS /læf/

the sound of laughing

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

laughingadjectiveUS /ˈlæfɪŋ/

showing or feeling mirth or pleasure or happiness

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

manyadjectiveUS /ˈmeni/

a quantifier that can be used with count nouns and is often preceded by “as” or “too” or “so” or “that”; amounting to a large but indefinite number

From this reading But I was carrying too many responsibilities.

mepronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

meetverbUS /miːt/

come together

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

merrimentnoun

a gay feeling

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

MydeterminerUS /maɪ/

belonging to the person speaking

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

myselfpronounUS /ˌmaɪˈself/

used when the speaker is also the object of the action

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

nextadjectiveUS /nekst/

immediately following in time or order

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

officialsnounUS /əˈfɪʃəlz/

plural of “official” — a worker who holds or is invested with an office

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

PetersburgnounUS /ˈpiːtərzbərɡ/

a town in southeastern Virginia (south of Richmond); scene of heavy fighting during the American Civil War

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

practicallyadverbUS /ˈpræktɪkli/

almost; nearly

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

resentverbUS /rɪˈzent/

feel bitter or indignant about

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

responsibilitiesnounUS /riˌspɑːnsəˈbɪlətiz/

plural of “responsibility” — the social force that binds you to the courses of action demanded by that force

From this reading But I was carrying too many responsibilities.

restrainedadjectiveUS /riˈstreɪnd/

cool and formal in manner

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

seenverbUS /siːn/

inflected form of “see” — perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

thempronounUS /ðem/

the people or things already mentioned, as the object

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

tooadverbUS /tuː/

to a degree exceeding normal or proper limits

From this reading But I was carrying too many responsibilities.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading My first inclination was to burst out laughing at the egregious absurdity of the blunder, but I restrained myself.

whompronounUS /huːm/

the form of “who” used as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading There are certain classes of officials at whom it is extremely dangerous to laugh.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Had I had no one but myself to think for, I would have had my laugh, if the next minute had seen me in the deepest dungeon in Petersburg.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading You meet them in all countries; but on the continent of Europe, they are able to resent your merriment practically by clapping you into gaol and perhaps keeping you there.

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