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Where I Wasn't Going

Chapter V

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"Well ...
I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.
They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.
Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.
"Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.
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Where I Wasn't Going

Chapter V

Chapter 5 of Where I Wasn't Going is here in full — 466 sentences across 94 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/93 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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"Well ...
/wel/
Line 2
I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.
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They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.
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Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.
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"Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

beam noun US /biːm/

a signal transmitted along a narrow path; guides airplane pilots in darkness or bad weather

From this reading “I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.”

fallacy noun US /ˈfæləsi/

a misconception resulting from incorrect reasoning

From this reading “I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.”

fiddles noun US /ˈfɪdəlz/

plural of “fiddle” — bowed stringed instrument that is the highest member of the violin family; this instrument has four strings and a hollow body and an unfretted fingerboard and is played with a bow

From this reading “"Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.”

focus noun US /ˈfoʊkəs/

the concentration of attention or energy on something

From this reading “They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.”

involved adjective US /ˌɪnˈvɑːlvd/

connected by participation or association or use

From this reading “I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.”

laser noun US /ˈleɪzər/

an acronym for light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation; an optical device that produces an intense monochromatic beam of coherent light

From this reading “They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.”

project verb US /ˈprɑːdʒekt/

communicate vividly

From this reading “I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.”

punctured adjective US /ˈpʌŋktʃərd/

having a hole cut through

From this reading “They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

stay here verb + particle

In this reading “"Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.”

fires burning verb + noun counted as “fire burning”

In this reading “"Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.”

in front preposition + noun

at or in the front

In this reading “I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.”

make sure verb + adjective

make a point of doing something; act purposefully and intentionally

In this reading “"Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.”

some time adjective + noun

In this reading “I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.”

other two adjective + noun

In this reading “They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

anythingpronounUS /ˈeniθɪŋ/

any thing at all

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

balloon-poles

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

beamnounUS /biːm/

a signal transmitted along a narrow path; guides airplane pilots in darkness or bad weather

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

beam-director

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

bentnounUS /bent/

a relatively permanent inclination to react in a particular way

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

burningnounUS /ˈbɜːrnɪŋ/

the act of burning something

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

carenounUS /ker/

the work of providing treatment for or attending to someone or something

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

completeverbUS /kəmˈpliːt/

come or bring to a finish or an end

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

don't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

emnounUS /em/

a quad with a square body

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

fallacynounUS /ˈfæləsi/

a misconception resulting from incorrect reasoning

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

fiddlesnounUS /ˈfɪdəlz/

plural of “fiddle” — bowed stringed instrument that is the highest member of the violin family; this instrument has four strings and a hollow body and an unfretted fingerboard and is played with a bow

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

firesnounUS /ˈfaɪərz/

plural of “fire” — the event of something burning (often destructive)

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

focusnounUS /ˈfoʊkəs/

the concentration of attention or energy on something

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

frontnounUS /frʌnt/

the side that is forward or prominent

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

getverbUS /ɡet/

come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

happenverbUS /ˈhæpən/

come to pass

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

hereadverbUS /hiːr/

in or at this place; where the speaker or writer is

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

how

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

hungverbUS /hʌŋ/

inflected form of “hang” — be suspended or hanging

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

involvedadjectiveUS /ˌɪnˈvɑːlvd/

connected by participation or association or use

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

Ishie

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

it'd

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

justadverbUS /dʒʌst/

and nothing more

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

lasernounUS /ˈleɪzər/

an acronym for light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation; an optical device that produces an intense monochromatic beam of coherent light

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

makeverbUS /meɪk/

engage in

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

mirrornounUS /ˈmɪrər/

polished surface that forms images by reflecting light

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

moveverbUS /muːv/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

nobodypronounUS /ˈnoʊbɑːdiː/

no person; not anyone

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

oldadjectiveUS /oʊld/

(used especially of persons) having lived for a relatively long time or attained a specific age

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

orconjunctionUS /ɔːr/

used to join alternatives or possibilities

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

otheradjectiveUS /ˈʌðər/

not the same one or ones already mentioned or implied

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

projectverbUS /ˈprɑːdʒekt/

communicate vividly

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

puncturedadjectiveUS /ˈpʌŋktʃərd/

having a hole cut through

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

sawverbUS /sɔː/

cut with a saw

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

shootverbUS /ʃuːt/

hit with a missile from a weapon

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

shouldmodal verbUS /ʃʊd/

used to say what is right, expected, or advisable

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

someadjectiveUS /sʌm/

(quantifier) used with either mass nouns or plural count nouns to indicate an unspecified number or quantity

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

stayverbUS /steɪ/

stay the same; remain in a certain state

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

sunnounUS /sʌn/

the star that is the source of light and heat for the planets in the solar system

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

sureadjectiveUS /ʃʊr/

having or feeling no doubt or uncertainty; confident and assured

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

ThenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

thereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

They've

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

thingnounUS /θɪŋ/

a special situation

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

thinkverbUS /θɪŋk/

judge or regard; look upon; judge

From this reading Then the only thing they could shoot would be the sun--and I don't think it'd care.

thosedeterminerUS /ðoʊz/

the plural of “that”: the people or things further away, or already known

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

thoughtnounUS /θɔːt/

the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

wantverbUS /wɑːnt/

feel or have a desire for; want strongly

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

waynounUS /weɪ/

how something is done or how it happens

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

WelladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading "Well ...

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading I thought some time ago that there was a little fallacy involved in that project when I saw how they hung the beam-director way out in front on those little old balloon-poles.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading They've got 'em bent, and if any one or two of 'em should happen to get punctured, the other two would move the mirror complete out of the laser beam focus.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "Ishie, you stay here just to keep the home fires burning and make sure that nobody fiddles with anything we don't want 'em to.

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