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Chapter I

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Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?
Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.
As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.
Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.
It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.
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Whiskaboom

Chapter I

Chapter 1 of Whiskaboom is here in full — 124 sentences across 25 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/24 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

Line 1
Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?
/dʒæks ˈblʌndər wɑːz dɪˈzæstrəs bʌt wʌt hiː ˈwɜːrid əˈbaʊt wɑːz wʊd ˈaɪnstaɪn hæv əˈpruːvd/
Line 2
Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.
Line 3
As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.
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Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.
/ˈɔːlsoʊ dʒæk oʊz ʌs tuː wiːks rent ənd sɪns ˈmɪsɪz ˈbʌroʊz ənd aɪ ɑːr rɪˈtaɪrd wiː wʊd əˈpriːʃieɪt jɔːr ˈsendɪŋ ðə ˈmʌni/
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It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.
/ɪt hæz bɪn ə draɪ jɪr ənd ˈaʊər ˈɡɑːrdən hæz dʌn ˈpuːrli/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

approved adjective US /əˈpruːvd/

established by authority; given authoritative approval

From this reading “Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?”

blunder verb US /ˈblʌndər/

commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading “Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?”

Burroughs noun US /ˈbʌroʊz/

United States writer noted for his works portraying the life of drug addicts (1914-1997)

From this reading “Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.”

disastrous adjective US /dɪˈzæstrəs/

(of events) having extremely unfortunate or dire consequences; bringing ruin

From this reading “Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?”

Einstein noun US /ˈaɪnstaɪn/

physicist born in Germany who formulated the special theory of relativity and the general theory of relativity; Einstein also proposed that light consists of discrete quantized bundles of energy (later called photons) (1879-1955)

From this reading “Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?”

Jack's noun US /dʒæks/

possessive form of “jack” — a small worthless amount

From this reading “Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?”

owes verb US /oʊz/

third-person singular of “owe” — be obliged to pay or repay

From this reading “Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.”

poorly adverb US /ˈpuːrli/

(“ill” is often used as a combining form) in a poor or improper or unsatisfactory manner; not well

From this reading “It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

present condition verb + noun

In this reading “As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.”

two weeks noun + noun counted as “two week”

In this reading “Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

aboutprepositionUS /əˈbaʊt/

on the subject of; concerning

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

AlsoadverbUS /ˈɔːlsoʊ/

in addition

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

appreciateverbUS /əˈpriːʃieɪt/

recognize with gratitude; be grateful for

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

approvedadjectiveUS /əˈpruːvd/

established by authority; given authoritative approval

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

AsconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

becauseconjunctionUS /bɪˈkɔːz/

for the reason that

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

blunderverbUS /ˈblʌndər/

commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

BurroughsnounUS /ˈbʌroʊz/

United States writer noted for his works portraying the life of drug addicts (1914-1997)

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

can't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

conditionnounUS /kənˈdɪʃən/

a state at a particular time

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

disastrousadjectiveUS /dɪˈzæstrəs/

(of events) having extremely unfortunate or dire consequences; bringing ruin

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

doneadjectiveUS /dʌn/

having finished or arrived at completion

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

dryadjectiveUS /draɪ/

free from liquid or moisture; lacking natural or normal moisture or depleted of water; or no longer wet

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

EinsteinnounUS /ˈaɪnstaɪn/

physicist born in Germany who formulated the special theory of relativity and the general theory of relativity; Einstein also proposed that light consists of discrete quantized bundles of energy (later called photons) (1879-1955)

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

else

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

gardennounUS /ˈɡɑːrdən/

a plot of ground where plants are cultivated

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

hasauxiliary verbUS /hæz/

the form of “have” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

JacknounUS /dʒæk/

a small worthless amount

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

Jack'snounUS /dʒæks/

possessive form of “jack” — a small worthless amount

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

moneynounUS /ˈmʌni/

the most common medium of exchange; functions as legal tender

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

MrsnounUS /ˈmɪsɪz/

a form of address for a married woman

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

ourdeterminerUS /ˈaʊər/

belonging to the speaker and others

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

owesverbUS /oʊz/

third-person singular of “owe” — be obliged to pay or repay

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

poorlyadverbUS /ˈpuːrli/

(“ill” is often used as a combining form) in a poor or improper or unsatisfactory manner; not well

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

presentverbUS /ˈprezənt/

give an exhibition of to an interested audience

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

rentverbUS /rent/

let for money

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

retiredadjectiveUS /rɪˈtaɪrd/

no longer active in your work or profession

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

seeverbUS /siː/

perceive by sight or have the power to perceive by sight

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

sendingnounUS /ˈsendɪŋ/

the act of causing something to go (especially messages)

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

sinceprepositionUS /sɪns/

from a time in the past until now

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

sonnounUS /sʌn/

a male human offspring

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

uspronounUS /ʌs/

the speaker and others, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading As you can see, we can't keep him with us in his present condition.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

wepronounUS /wiː/

the speaker together with one or more other people

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

weeksnounUS /wiːks/

plural of “week” — any period of seven consecutive days

From this reading Also, Jack owes us two weeks rent and, since Mrs. Burroughs and I are retired, we would appreciate your sending the money.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

worriedadjectiveUS /ˈwɜːrid/

afflicted with or marked by anxious uneasiness or trouble or grief

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Jack's blunder was disastrous, but what he worried about was: would Einstein have approved?

yearnounUS /jɪr/

a period of time containing 365 (or 366) days

From this reading It has been a dry year and our garden has done poorly.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

yourdeterminerUS /jɔːr/

belonging to the person or people being spoken to

From this reading Mrs. Burroughs and I are sending your son Jack to you because we do not know what else to do with him.

Chapter 1 of Whiskaboom by Alan Arkin holds 124 sentences, grouped into 25 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Chapter 1 holds 124 sentences of Whiskaboom, unabridged, divided into 25 reading sections.

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Vocabulary met early in Whiskaboom

Words and structures a reader meets early in Whiskaboom, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Jack's
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Whiskaboom; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Blunder
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Whiskaboom; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Disastrous
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Whiskaboom; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.
Worried
A word that appears in the opening chapter of Whiskaboom; the reader can tap it to hear it and see its dictionary entry.