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Why Joan?

Chapter XXVIII

Chapter 28 of Why Joan? is here in full — 150 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.
The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.
If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.
And again, perhaps it is.
Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.
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Why Joan?

Chapter XXVIII

Chapter 28 of Why Joan? is here in full — 150 sentences across 30 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/30 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.
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The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.
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If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.
/ɪf hiː ˈmænɪdʒɪz tuː kiːp əˈfloʊt wel ənd ɡʊd ɪf hiː draʊnz rɪˈɡretəbəl ɪf hiː kʌmz aʊt əˈlaɪv bʌt wɪð ə ˈʃrɪŋkɪŋ ˈkaʊərdəs wɪð rɪˈɡɑːrd tuː ˈwɔːtər ðæt ˈnevər ˈæftərwərdz liːvz hɪm pərˈhæps ɪt ɪz noʊ kənˈsɜːrn ʌv hɪz ˈperənts/
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And again, perhaps it is.
/ənd əˈɡen pərˈhæps ɪt ɪz/
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Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

drowns verb US /draʊnz/

third-person singular of “drown” — cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading “If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.”

honeymoons noun US /ˈhʌnimuːnz/

plural of “honeymoon” — a holiday taken by a newly married couple

From this reading “There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.”

manages verb US /ˈmænɪdʒɪz/

third-person singular of “manage” — be successful; achieve a goal

From this reading “If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.”

parent's noun US /ˈperənts/

possessive form of “parent” — a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading “If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.”

regrettable adjective US /rɪˈɡretəbəl/

deserving regret

From this reading “If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.”

subscribing verb US /səbˈskraɪbɪŋ/

-ing form of “subscribe” — offer to buy, as of stocks and shares

From this reading “The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.”

unalloyed adjective US /əˈnælɔɪd/

free from admixture

From this reading “The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.”

unchallenged adjective US /ənˈtʃælɪndʒd/

generally agreed upon; not subject to dispute

From this reading “The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.”

Word partnerships in these lines

English keeps certain words together, and knowing the pair is worth more than knowing each word alone. Every partnership below was counted across our whole published library, and earns its place by appearing far more often than two unrelated words of the same frequency would.

Shown as this reading writes them, with the form the library counts, what kind of pairing it is, and how often it occurs.

keep afloat verb + adjective

In this reading “If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.”

embarked upon verb + particle counted as “embark upon”

In this reading “Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.”

on the subject preposition + article + noun counted as “on … subject”

In this reading “There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.”

into the water preposition + article + noun counted as “into … water”

In this reading “The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.”

comes out verb + adjective counted as “come out”

appear or become visible; make a showing

In this reading “If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.”

returned from verb + particle counted as “return from”

In this reading “Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.”

with regard preposition + noun

In this reading “If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

Dictionary details are shown only when verified; these are not licensed Oxford entries.

adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

afloatadjectiveUS /əˈfloʊt/

aimlessly drifting

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

afterwardsadverbUS /ˈæftərwərdz/

happening at a time subsequent to a reference time

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

againadverbUS /əˈɡen/

anew

From this reading And again, perhaps it is.

aliveadjectiveUS /əˈlaɪv/

possessing life

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

allowedverbUS /əˈlaʊd/

past form of “allow” — make it possible through a specific action or lack of action for something to happen

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

amongprepositionUS /əˈmʌŋ/

surrounded by; in the middle of a group

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

apparentlyadverbUS /əˈperəntli/

from appearances alone

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

Archibald

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

BlairnounUS /bler/

British statesman who became prime minister in 1997 (born in 1953)

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

blissnounUS /blɪs/

a state of extreme happiness

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

byprepositionUS /baɪ/

showing who or what does the action

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

callverbUS /kɔːl/

assign a specified (usually proper) proper name to

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

childnounUS /tʃaɪld/

a young person of either sex

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

closeadjectiveUS /kloʊs/

at or within a short distance in space or time or having elements near each other

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

comesnounUS /kʌmz/

plural of “come” — the thick white fluid containing spermatozoa that is ejaculated by the male genital tract

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

concernnounUS /kənˈsɜːrn/

something that interests you because it is important or affects you

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

conspiracynounUS /kənˈspɪrəsi/

a secret agreement between two or more people to perform an unlawful act

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

conspiratorsnounUS /kənˈspɪrətərz/

plural of “conspirator” — a member of a conspiracy

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

cowardicenounUS /ˈkaʊərdəs/

the trait of lacking courage

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

Darcy

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

drownsverbUS /draʊnz/

third-person singular of “drown” — cover completely or make imperceptible

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

embarkedverbUS /emˈbɑːrkt/

past form of “embark” — go on board

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

friendsnounUS /frendz/

plural of “friend” — a person you know well and regard with affection and trust

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

generaladjectiveUS /ˈdʒenərəl/

applying to all or most members of a category or group

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

goverbUS /ɡoʊ/

change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

himpronounUS /hɪm/

the male already mentioned, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

honeymoonnounUS /ˈhʌnimuːn/

a holiday taken by a newly married couple

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

honeymoonsnounUS /ˈhʌnimuːnz/

plural of “honeymoon” — a holiday taken by a newly married couple

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

ideasnounUS /aɪˈdiːəz/

plural of “idea” — the content of cognition; the main thing you are thinking about

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

IfconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

invariablyadverbUS /ˌɪnˈveriəbli/

without variation or change, in every case

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

Joan

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

keepverbUS /kiːp/

cause to continue in a certain state, position, or activity; e.g., “keep clean”

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

leavesnounUS /liːvz/

plural of “leaf” — the main organ of photosynthesis and transpiration in higher plants

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

managesverbUS /ˈmænɪdʒɪz/

third-person singular of “manage” — be successful; achieve a goal

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

MissesnounUS /ˈmɪsəz/

plural of “miss” — a young female

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

mothersnounUS /ˈmʌðərz/

plural of “mother” — a woman who has given birth to a child (also used as a term of address to your mother)

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

neveradverbUS /ˈnevər/

not ever; at no time in the past or future

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

nodeterminerUS /noʊ/

not any; not one

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

parentnounUS /ˈperənt/

a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

parent'snounUS /ˈperənts/

possessive form of “parent” — a father or mother; one who begets or one who gives birth to or nurtures and raises a child; a relative who plays the role of guardian

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

perhapsadverbUS /pərˈhæps/

by chance

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

periodnounUS /ˈpɪriəd/

an amount of time

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

politeadjectiveUS /pəˈlaɪt/

showing regard for others in manners, speech, behavior, etc.

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

quiteadverbUS /kwaɪt/

to a degree (not used with a negative)

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

regardnounUS /rɪˈɡɑːrd/

(usually preceded by “in”) a detail or point

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

regrettableadjectiveUS /rɪˈɡretəbəl/

deserving regret

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

returnedverbUS /rɪˈtɜːrnd/

past form of “return” — go or come back to place, condition, or activity where one has been before

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

romancenounUS /roʊˈmæns/

a relationship between two lovers

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

shrinkingnounUS /ˈʃrɪŋkɪŋ/

process or result of becoming less or smaller

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

silencenounUS /ˈsaɪ.ləns/

Complete absence of sound; a state of quietness and stillness.

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

stoicaladjective

seeming unaffected by pleasure or pain; impassive

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

subjectnounUS /səbˈdʒekt/

the subject matter of a conversation or discussion

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

subscribingverbUS /səbˈskraɪbɪŋ/

-ing form of “subscribe” — offer to buy, as of stocks and shares

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

swimverbUS /swɪm/

travel through water

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

teachesnounUS /ˈtiːtʃəz/

plural of “teach” — an English pirate who operated in the Caribbean and off the Atlantic coast of North America (died in 1718)

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

theorynounUS /ˈθɪri/

a well-substantiated explanation of some aspect of the natural world; an organized system of accepted knowledge that applies in a variety of circumstances to explain a specific set of phenomena

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

ThereadverbUS /ðer/

in or at that place or location

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

throwingverbUS /ˈθroʊɪŋ/

-ing form of “throw” — propel through the air

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

unalloyedadjectiveUS /əˈnælɔɪd/

free from admixture

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

unchallengedadjectiveUS /ənˈtʃælɪndʒd/

generally agreed upon; not subject to dispute

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

unexpectedlyadverbUS /ˌʌnɪkˈspektɪdli/

in a way that was not expected

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

waternounUS /ˈwɔːtər/

binary compound that occurs at room temperature as a clear colorless odorless tasteless liquid; freezes into ice below 0 degrees centigrade and boils above 100 degrees centigrade; widely used as a solvent

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

welladverbUS /wel/

(often used as a combining form) in a good or proper or satisfactory manner or to a high standard (“good” is a nonstandard dialectal variant for “well”)

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

whatpronounUS /wʌt/

used to ask for information about something

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

whenconjunctionUS /wen/

at the time that

From this reading Joan and Archibald Blair returned from their honeymoon not quite as close friends as when they embarked upon it.

whopronounUS /huː/

which person or people

From this reading The theory is allowed to go unchallenged that a honeymoon is invariably a period of bliss and romance unalloyed; the conspirators apparently subscribing to the ideas of the stoical parent who teaches his child to swim by throwing him unexpectedly into the water.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading If he manages to keep afloat, well and good; if he drowns, regrettable; if he comes out alive but with a shrinking cowardice with regard to water that never afterwards leaves him, perhaps it is no concern of his parent's.

wivesnounUS /waɪvz/

plural of “wife” — a married woman; a man's partner in marriage

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

wontnounUS /woʊnt/

an established custom

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

worldnounUS /wɜːrld/

everything that exists anywhere

From this reading There is, among the wives and mothers of what the Misses Darcy were wont to call the polite world, a general conspiracy of silence on the subject of honeymoons.

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