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Wilt Thou Torchy

Chapter I · Chapter 1

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It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.
Uh-huh--a whole afternoon.
What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?
Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.
The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.
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Wilt Thou Torchy

Chapter I · Chapter 1

Chapter 1 of Wilt Thou Torchy is here in full — 286 sentences across 58 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/57 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.
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Uh-huh--a whole afternoon.
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What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?
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Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.
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The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

Learner Dictionary

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capsule noun US /ˈkæpsəl/

a small container

From this reading “The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.”

Corrugated adjective US /ˈkɔːrəɡeɪtɪd/

shaped into alternating parallel grooves and ridges

From this reading “Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.”

dinky adjective US /ˈdɪŋki/

small and unimpressive

From this reading “The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.”

function noun US /ˈfʌŋkʃən/

(mathematics) a mathematical relation such that each element of a given set (the domain of the function) is associated with an element of another set (the range of the function)

From this reading “Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.”

Pill noun US /pɪl/

something that resembles a tablet of medicine in shape or size

From this reading “The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.”

sec noun US /sek/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading “What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?”

somebody's noun US /ˈsʌmbɑːdiz/

possessive form of “somebody” — a human being

From this reading “Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.”

theaters noun US /ˈθiːətərz/

plural of “theater” — a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading “The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading Uh-huh--a whole afternoon.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

backadverbUS /bæk/

in or to or toward a former location

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

bein

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

BesidesprepositionUS /bɪˈsaɪdz/

in addition to; as well as

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

BoxnounUS /bɑːks/

a (usually rectangular) container; may have a lid

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

canmodal verbUS /kæn/

to be able to, or to be allowed to

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

capsulenounUS /ˈkæpsəl/

a small container

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

casenounUS /keɪs/

an occurrence of something

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

CorrugatedadjectiveUS /ˈkɔːrəɡeɪtɪd/

shaped into alternating parallel grooves and ridges

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

datenounUS /deɪt/

the specified day of the month

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

declarin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

dinkyadjectiveUS /ˈdɪŋki/

small and unimpressive

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

doauxiliary verbUS /duː/

used to form questions and negatives, and to give emphasis

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

dollarsnounUS /ˈdɑːlərz/

plural of “dollar” — the basic monetary unit in many countries; equal to 100 cents

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

domesticadjectiveUS /dəˈmestɪk/

of concern to or concerning the internal affairs of a nation

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

dramanounUS /ˈdrɑːmə/

a dramatic work intended for performance by actors on a stage

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

eventnounUS /ɪˈvent/

something that happens at a given place and time

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

functionnounUS /ˈfʌŋkʃən/

(mathematics) a mathematical relation such that each element of a given set (the domain of the function) is associated with an element of another set (the range of the function)

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

gettin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

goodadjectiveUS /ɡʊd/

having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

gotverbUS /ɡɑːt/

inflected form of “get” — come into the possession of something concrete or abstract

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

habitsnounUS /ˈhæbəts/

plural of “habit” — an established custom

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

housenounUS /haʊs/

a dwelling that serves as living quarters for one or more families

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

IpronounUS /aɪ/

the person speaking or writing, as the subject of the verb

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

isauxiliary verbUS /ɪz/

the form of “be” used with he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

ItpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

jobnounUS /dʒɑːb/

the principal activity in your life that you do to earn money

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

knowverbUS /noʊ/

be cognizant or aware of a fact or a specific piece of information; possess knowledge or information about

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

littleadjectiveUS /ˈlɪtəl/

limited or below average in number or quantity or magnitude or extent

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

MrnounUS /ˈmɪstər/

a form of address for a man

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

nowadverbUS /naʊ/

in the historical present; at this point in the narration of a series of past events

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

onprepositionUS /ɑːn/

touching and supported by a surface

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

onepronounUS /wʌn/

used to mean any person in general, including the speaker

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

openin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

outadjectiveUS /aʊt/

not allowed to continue to bat or run

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

overprepositionUS /ˈoʊvər/

above and across; more than

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

PillnounUS /pɪl/

something that resembles a tablet of medicine in shape or size

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

privateadjectiveUS /ˈpraɪvət/

confined to particular persons or groups or providing privacy

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

putverbUS /pʊt/

put into a certain place or abstract location

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

representverbUS /ˌreprɪˈzent/

take the place of or be parallel or equivalent to

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

RobertnounUS /ˈrɑːbərt/

United States parliamentary authority and author (in 1876) of Robert's Rules of Order (1837-1923)

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

seatnounUS /siːt/

a space reserved for sitting (as in a theater or on a train or airplane)

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

secnounUS /sek/

1/60 of a minute; the basic unit of time adopted under the Systeme International d'Unites

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

soconjunctionUS /soʊ/

for that reason; with the result that

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

socialadjectiveUS /ˈsoʊʃəl/

relating to human society and its members

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

somebody'snounUS /ˈsʌmbɑːdiz/

possessive form of “somebody” — a human being

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

standin

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

steadyverbUS /ˈstedi/

make steady

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

theatersnounUS /ˈθiːətərz/

plural of “theater” — a building where theatrical performances or motion-picture shows can be presented

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

thenadverbUS /ðen/

subsequently or soon afterward (often used as sentence connectors)

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

thesedeterminerUS /ðiːz/

the plural of “this”: the people or things near, or just mentioned

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

thingsnounUS /θɪŋz/

any movable possession (especially articles of clothing)

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

timenounUS /taɪm/

an instance or single occasion for some event

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

time-clock

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

TrustnounUS /trʌst/

something (as property) held by one party (the trustee) for the benefit of another (the beneficiary)

From this reading Besides, I had a social date; and, now Mr. Robert is back on the job so steady and is gettin' so domestic in his habits, somebody's got to represent the Corrugated Trust at these function things.

twonounUS /tuː/

the cardinal number that is the sum of one and one or a numeral representing this number

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

Uh-huh

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Uh-huh--a whole afternoon.

unlessconjunctionUS /ənˈles/

except if; if not

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

usenounUS /juːs/

the act of using

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading It was a case of declarin' time out on the house.

What's

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

whereconjunctionUS /wer/

in or at the place that

From this reading The event was the openin' of the Pill Box; you know, one of these dinky little theaters where they do the capsule drama at two dollars a seat.

wholeadjectiveUS /hoʊl/

including all components without exception; being one unit or constituting the full amount or extent or duration; complete

From this reading Uh-huh--a whole afternoon.

youpronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading What's the use bein' a private sec. in good standin' unless you can put one over on the time-clock now and then?

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Declarin'
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House
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