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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

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"The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.
For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.
Lady Elphinspoon looked at her husband anxiously.
She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.
"You are home early, John?" she queried.
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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter IX · Chapter 9

Chapter 9 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels is here in full — 90 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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"The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.
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For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.
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Lady Elphinspoon looked at her husband anxiously.
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She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.
/ʃiː kʊd nɑːt kənˈsiːl frʌm hərˈself ðæt hɪz feɪs æz hiː sæŋk ˈɪntuː hɪz tʃer siːmd ˈsʌmhaʊ ten jɪrz ˈoʊldər ðæn ɪt hæd bɪn ten jɪrz əˈɡoʊ/
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"You are home early, John?" she queried.
/juː ɑːr hoʊm ˈɜːrli dʒɑːn ʃiː ˈkwɪrid/

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These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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anxiously adverb US /ˈæŋkʃəsli/

with anxiety or apprehension

From this reading “Lady Elphinspoon looked at her husband anxiously.”

armchair noun US /ˈɑːrmtʃer/

chair with a support on each side for arms

From this reading “"The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.”

brilliance noun US /ˈbrɪljəns/

a light within the field of vision that is brighter than the brightness to which the eyes are adapted

From this reading “For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.”

defiance noun US /dɪˈfaɪəns/

intentionally contemptuous behavior or attitude

From this reading “For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.”

glistened verb US /ˈɡlɪsənd/

past form of “glisten” — be shiny, as if wet

From this reading “For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.”

hangs noun US /hæŋz/

plural of “hang” — a special way of doing something

From this reading “"The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.”

queried verb US /ˈkwɪrid/

inflected form of “query” — pose a question

From this reading “"You are home early, John?" she queried.”

wearily adverb US /ˈwerəli/

in a weary manner

From this reading “"The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

agoadverbUS /əˈɡoʊ/

in the past

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

andeterminerUS /æn/

the form of “a” used before a word that begins with a vowel sound

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

anxiouslyadverbUS /ˈæŋkʃəsli/

with anxiety or apprehension

From this reading Lady Elphinspoon looked at her husband anxiously.

areauxiliary verbUS /ɑːr/

the form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading "You are home early, John?" she queried.

armchairnounUS /ˈɑːrmtʃer/

chair with a support on each side for arms

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

baronet's

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From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

beenauxiliary verbUS /bɪn/

the past participle of “be”

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

brilliancenounUS /ˈbrɪljəns/

a light within the field of vision that is brighter than the brightness to which the eyes are adapted

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

butconjunctionUS /bʌt/

used to introduce something that contrasts with what came before

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

chairnounUS /tʃer/

a seat for one person, with a support for the back

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

concealverbUS /kənˈsiːl/

prevent from being seen or discovered

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

defiancenounUS /dɪˈfaɪəns/

intentionally contemptuous behavior or attitude

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

droppedverbUS /drɑːpt/

inflected form of “drop” — let fall to the ground

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

earlyadjectiveUS /ˈɜːrli/

at or near the beginning of a period of time or course of events or before the usual or expected time

From this reading "You are home early, John?" she queried.

earsnounUS /ɪrz/

plural of “ear” — the sense organ for hearing and equilibrium

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

Elphinspoon

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From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

eyenounUS /aɪ/

the organ of sight

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

facenounUS /feɪs/

the front of the human head from the forehead to the chin and ear to ear

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

fatenounUS /feɪt/

an event (or a course of events) that will inevitably happen in the future

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

ForprepositionUS /fɔːr/

intended to be given to, or used by, somebody

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

fromprepositionUS /frʌm/

showing where something starts, or who sent it

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

glistenedverbUS /ˈɡlɪsənd/

past form of “glisten” — be shiny, as if wet

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

hadauxiliary verbUS /hæd/

the past form of “have”, used to form the past perfect

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

hangsnounUS /hæŋz/

plural of “hang” — a special way of doing something

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

hepronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

headnounUS /hed/

the upper part of the human body or the front part of the body in animals; contains the face and brains

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

herdeterminerUS /hɜːr/

belonging to a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned

From this reading Lady Elphinspoon looked at her husband anxiously.

herselfpronounUS /hərˈself/

used when the woman or girl doing the action is also its object

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

hisdeterminerUS /hɪz/

belonging to a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

homenounUS /hoʊm/

where you live at a particular time

From this reading "You are home early, John?" she queried.

husbandnounUS /ˈhʌzbənd/

a married man; a woman's partner in marriage

From this reading Lady Elphinspoon looked at her husband anxiously.

ifconjunctionUS /ɪf/

on condition that; in the event that

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

inprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

intoprepositionUS /ˈɪntuː/

moving to the inside of something

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

JohnnounUS /dʒɑːn/

a room or building equipped with one or more toilets

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

LadynounUS /ˈleɪdi/

a polite name for any woman

From this reading Lady Elphinspoon looked at her husband anxiously.

liftedadjectiveUS /ˈlɪftəd/

held up in the air

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

lookedverbUS /lʊkt/

past form of “look” — perceive with attention; direct one's gaze towards

From this reading Lady Elphinspoon looked at her husband anxiously.

lostadjectiveUS /lɔːst/

no longer in your possession or control; unable to be found or recovered

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

murmuredverbUS /ˈmɜːrmərd/

past form of “murmur” — speak softly or indistinctly

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

notadverbUS /nɑːt/

used to make a word, phrase, or sentence negative

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

olderadjectiveUS /ˈoʊldər/

advanced in years; (“aged” is pronounced as two syllables)

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

queriedverbUS /ˈkwɪrid/

inflected form of “query” — pose a question

From this reading "You are home early, John?" she queried.

saidadjectiveUS /sed/

being the one previously mentioned or spoken of

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

sankverbUS /sæŋk/

inflected form of “sink” — fall or descend to a lower place or level

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

sayingnounUS /ˈseɪɪŋ/

a word or phrase that particular people use in particular situations

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

seemedverbUS /siːmd/

past form of “seem” — give a certain impression or have a certain outward aspect

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

ShepronounUS /ʃiː/

a woman, girl, or female animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

sidesnounUS /saɪdz/

plural of “side” — a place within a region identified relative to a center or reference location

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

SirnounUS /sɜːr/

term of address for a man

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

somehowadverbUS /ˈsʌmhaʊ/

in some unspecified way or manner; or by some unspecified means

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

soonadverbUS /suːn/

in the near future

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

stoppedadjectiveUS /stɑːpt/

(of a nose) blocked

From this reading For a moment, as he said "England," the baronet's eye glistened and his ears lifted as if in defiance, but as soon as he stopped saying it his eye lost its brilliance and his ears dropped wearily at the sides of his head.

tennounUS /ten/

the cardinal number that is the sum of nine and one; the base of the decimal system

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

thanconjunctionUS /ðæn/

used to introduce the second part of a comparison

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

wearilyadverbUS /ˈwerəli/

in a weary manner

From this reading "The fate of England hangs upon it," murmured Sir John Elphinspoon, as he sank wearily into an armchair.

yearsnounUS /jɪrz/

a late time of life

From this reading She could not conceal from herself that his face, as he sank into his chair, seemed somehow ten years older than it had been ten years ago.

YoupronounUS /juː/

the person or people being spoken to

From this reading "You are home early, John?" she queried.

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