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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

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In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.
"Will the Wazoos rise?" was the question upon every lip.
In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.
At lunch they could hardly eat.
A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.
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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XI · Chapter 11

Chapter 11 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels is here in full — 87 sentences across 18 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/17 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.
Line 2
"Will the Wazoos rise?" was the question upon every lip.
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In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.
/ɪn ˈlʌndən men went tuː ðer ˈɔːfəsəz wɪð ə sens ʌv ɡluːm/
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At lunch they could hardly eat.
/æt lʌntʃ ðeɪ kʊd ˈhɑːrdli iːt/
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A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.
/ə ˈfiːlɪŋ ʌv ˌɪmˈpendɪŋ dɪˈzæstər pərˈveɪdɪd ɔːl ræŋks/

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

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disaster noun US /dɪˈzæstər/

a state of extreme (usually irremediable) ruin and misfortune

From this reading “A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.”

impending adjective US /ˌɪmˈpendɪŋ/

close in time; about to occur

From this reading “A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.”

lip noun US /lɪp/

either of two fleshy folds of tissue that surround the mouth and play a role in speaking

From this reading “"Will the Wazoos rise?" was the question upon every lip.”

lunch verb US /lʌntʃ/

take the midday meal

From this reading “At lunch they could hardly eat.”

offices noun US /ˈɔːfəsəz/

plural of “office” — place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading “In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.”

pervaded verb US /pərˈveɪdɪd/

past form of “pervade” — spread or diffuse through

From this reading “A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.”

ranks noun US /ræŋks/

plural of “rank” — a row or line of people (especially soldiers or police) standing abreast of one another

From this reading “A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.”

thrilled adjective US /θrɪld/

feeling intense pleasurable excitement

From this reading “In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.”

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

alladjectiveUS /ɔːl/

(quantifier) used with either mass or count nouns to indicate the whole number or amount of or every one of a class

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

anyadjectiveUS /ˈeni/

one or some or every or all without specification

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

asconjunctionUS /æz/

at the same time that; because; in the way that

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

atprepositionUS /æt/

in or near a particular place or position

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

basenounUS /beɪs/

installation from which a military force initiates operations

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

couldmodal verbUS /kʊd/

the past of “can”; used for possibility or polite requests

From this reading At lunch they could hardly eat.

daysnounUS /deɪz/

the time during which someone's life continues

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

disasternounUS /dɪˈzæstər/

a state of extreme (usually irremediable) ruin and misfortune

From this reading A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.

eatverbUS /iːt/

take in solid food

From this reading At lunch they could hardly eat.

EnglandnounUS /ˈɪŋɡlənd/

a division of the United Kingdom

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading "Will the Wazoos rise?" was the question upon every lip.

feelingnounUS /ˈfiːlɪŋ/

the experiencing of affective and emotional states

From this reading A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.

followedverbUS /ˈfɑːloʊd/

past form of “follow” — to travel behind, go after, come after

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

gloomnounUS /ɡluːm/

a state of partial or total darkness

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

hardlyadverbUS /ˈhɑːrdli/

only a very short time before

From this reading At lunch they could hardly eat.

impendingadjectiveUS /ˌɪmˈpendɪŋ/

close in time; about to occur

From this reading A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

lipnounUS /lɪp/

either of two fleshy folds of tissue that surround the mouth and play a role in speaking

From this reading "Will the Wazoos rise?" was the question upon every lip.

LondonnounUS /ˈlʌndən/

the capital and largest city of England; located on the Thames in southeastern England; financial and industrial and cultural center

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

lunchverbUS /lʌntʃ/

take the midday meal

From this reading At lunch they could hardly eat.

mennounUS /men/

the force of workers available

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

mightmodal verbUS /maɪt/

used to say something is possible but not certain

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

momentnounUS /ˈmoʊmənt/

a particular point in time

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

newsnounUS /nuːz/

information about recent and important events

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

officesnounUS /ˈɔːfəsəz/

plural of “office” — place of business where professional or clerical duties are performed

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

pervadedverbUS /pərˈveɪdɪd/

past form of “pervade” — spread or diffuse through

From this reading A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.

questionverbUS /ˈkwestʃən/

challenge the accuracy, probity, or propriety of

From this reading "Will the Wazoos rise?" was the question upon every lip.

ranksnounUS /ræŋks/

plural of “rank” — a row or line of people (especially soldiers or police) standing abreast of one another

From this reading A feeling of impending disaster pervaded all ranks.

riseverbUS /raɪz/

move upward

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

sensenounUS /sens/

a general conscious awareness

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

spreadverbUS /spred/

distribute or disperse widely

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

thatconjunctionUS /ðæt/

used to introduce what somebody said, thought, or felt

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

thedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

theirdeterminerUS /ðer/

belonging to the people or things already mentioned

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading At lunch they could hardly eat.

thrilledadjectiveUS /θrɪld/

feeling intense pleasurable excitement

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

uponprepositionUS /əˈpɑːn/

a formal word for “on”

From this reading "Will the Wazoos rise?" was the question upon every lip.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

Wazoo

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the days that followed all England was thrilled to its base as the news spread that the Wazoo might rise at any moment.

Wazoos

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading "Will the Wazoos rise?" was the question upon every lip.

wentverbUS /went/

inflected form of “go” — change location; move, travel, or proceed, also metaphorically

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

Willmodal verbUS /wɪl/

used to talk about the future, or about willingness

From this reading "Will the Wazoos rise?" was the question upon every lip.

withprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading In London men went to their offices with a sense of gloom.

Chapter 11 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 87 sentences, grouped into 18 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Winnifred
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