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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XV · Chapter 15

Chapter 15 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels is here in full — 47 sentences across 10 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

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HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.
Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.
A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.
In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.
Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.
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Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Chapter XV · Chapter 15

Chapter 15 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels is here in full — 47 sentences across 10 reading sections, with audio for every sentence and word.

Reading 1/9 · 5 reading units · Lines 1–5

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HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.
/hiː daɪnd wɪð miː læst naɪt ðə ˌæftərˈnuːn əˈdɪʃən ʌv ðə ˌmetrəˈpɑːlətən ˈplænət wɑːz ˈɡoʊɪŋ tuː pres/
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Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.
/faɪv ˈθaʊzənd ˈkɑːpiz ə ˈmɪnət wɜːr ˈriːlɪŋ ɔːf ɪts ˈdʒaɪənt ˈsɪləndərz/
Line 3
A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.
/ə skwer ˈeɪkər ʌv ˈpeɪpər wɑːz ˈpæsɪŋ θruː ɪts ˈpresəz ˈevəri ˈaʊər/
Line 4
In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.
Line 5
Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

Learner Dictionary

These definitions explain words found in the current reading and keep every example grounded in its original sentence.

Oxford-style entry order: headword, part of speech, US IPA, concise definition, contextual example, and audio.

advertisers noun US /ˈædvərtaɪzərz/

plural of “advertiser” — someone whose business is advertising

From this reading “In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.”

cylinders noun US /ˈsɪləndərz/

plural of “cylinder” — a solid bounded by a cylindrical surface and two parallel planes (the bases)

From this reading “Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.”

dominated adjective US /ˈdɑːməneɪtəd/

controlled or ruled by superior authority or power

From this reading “In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.”

Manhattan noun US /mænˈhætən/

one of the five boroughs of New York City

From this reading “Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.”

Metropolitan adjective US /ˌmetrəˈpɑːlətən/

relating to or characteristic of a metropolis

presses noun US /ˈpresəz/

plural of “press” — the state of demanding notice or attention

From this reading “A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.”

reeling verb US /ˈriːlɪŋ/

-ing form of “reel” — walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading “Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.”

reporters noun US /rɪˈpɔːrtərz/

plural of “reporter” — a person who investigates and reports or edits news stories

From this reading “In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.”

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Every word in these five lines is listed here, and every one of them can be played on its own.

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adeterminerUS /ə/

used before a singular noun to mean one of a group, when it is not a particular one

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

acrenounUS /ˈeɪkər/

a unit of area (4840 square yards) used in English-speaking countries

From this reading A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.

acrossprepositionUS /əˈkrɔːs/

from one side of something to the other

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

advertisersnounUS /ˈædvərtaɪzərz/

plural of “advertiser” — someone whose business is advertising

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

afternoonnounUS /ˌæftərˈnuːn/

the part of the day between noon and evening

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

andconjunctionUS /ənd/

used to join words or parts of a sentence that go together

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

beauxiliary verbUS /biː/

used with a past participle to form the passive, or with -ing for continuous tenses

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

BroadwaynounUS /ˈbrɔːdweɪ/

a street in Manhattan that passes through Times Square; famous for its theaters

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

buildingnounUS /ˈbɪldɪŋ/

a structure that has a roof and walls and stands more or less permanently in one place

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

compositors

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

consentnounUS /kənˈsent/

permission to do something

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

copiesnounUS /ˈkɑːpiz/

plural of “copy” — a reproduction of a written record (e.g. of a legal or school record)

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

coursenounUS /kɔːrs/

education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

cylindersnounUS /ˈsɪləndərz/

plural of “cylinder” — a solid bounded by a cylindrical surface and two parallel planes (the bases)

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

DINEDverbUS /daɪnd/

past form of “dine” — have supper; eat dinner

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

dominatedadjectiveUS /ˈdɑːməneɪtəd/

controlled or ruled by superior authority or power

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

editionnounUS /əˈdɪʃən/

the form in which a text (especially a printed book) is published

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

employes

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

everydeterminerUS /ˈevəri/

all the members of a group, with none left out

From this reading A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.

FivenounUS /faɪv/

the cardinal number that is the sum of four and one

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

fro

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

giantnounUS /ˈdʒaɪənt/

any creature of exceptional size

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

goingnounUS /ˈɡoʊɪŋ/

the act of departing

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

haveauxiliary verbUS /hæv/

used with a past participle to form the perfect tenses

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

HEpronounUS /hiː/

a man, boy, or male animal already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

hournounUS /ˈaʊər/

a period of time equal to 1/24th of a day

From this reading A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.

hugeadjectiveUS /hjuːdʒ/

unusually great in size or amount or degree or especially extent or scope

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

InprepositionUS /ɪn/

inside something, or within a place, period, or state

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

IslandnounUS /ˈaɪlənd/

a land mass (smaller than a continent) that is surrounded by water

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

itpronounUS /ɪt/

a thing, animal, or idea already mentioned

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

itsdeterminerUS /ɪts/

belonging to the thing or animal already mentioned

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

LASTadjectiveUS /læst/

immediately past

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

likelyadjectiveUS /ˈlaɪkli/

has a good chance of being the case or of coming about

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

linenounUS /laɪn/

a formation of people or things one beside another

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

ManhattannounUS /mænˈhætən/

one of the five boroughs of New York City

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

MEpronounUS /miː/

the person speaking, as the object of a verb or preposition

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

MetropolitanadjectiveUS /ˌmetrəˈpɑːlətən/

relating to or characteristic of a metropolis

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

minutenounUS /ˈmɪnət/

a unit of time equal to 60 seconds or 1/60th of an hour

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

NIGHTnounUS /naɪt/

the time after sunset and before sunrise while it is dark outside

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

ofprepositionUS /ʌv/

belonging to, or connected with, somebody or something

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

offadverbUS /ɔːf/

from a particular thing or place or position (“forth” is obsolete)

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

onlyadverbUS /ˈoʊnli/

and nothing more

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

papernounUS /ˈpeɪpər/

a material made of cellulose pulp derived mainly from wood or rags or certain grasses

From this reading A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.

passingnounUS /ˈpæsɪŋ/

(American football) a play that involves one player throwing the ball to a teammate

From this reading A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.

PlacedadjectiveUS /pleɪst/

situated in a particular spot or position

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

PlanetnounUS /ˈplænət/

(astronomy) any of the nine large celestial bodies in the solar system that revolve around the sun and shine by reflected light

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

pressverbUS /pres/

exert pressure or force to or upon

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

pressesnounUS /ˈpresəz/

plural of “press” — the state of demanding notice or attention

From this reading A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.

reachedverbUS /riːtʃt/

past form of “reach” — reach a destination, either real or abstract

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

reelingverbUS /ˈriːlɪŋ/

-ing form of “reel” — walk as if unable to control one's movements

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

reportersnounUS /rɪˈpɔːrtərz/

plural of “reporter” — a person who investigates and reports or edits news stories

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

singleadjectiveUS /ˈsɪŋɡəl/

being or characteristic of a single thing or person

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

squareverbUS /skwer/

make square

From this reading A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.

surgedverbUS /sɜːrdʒd/

past form of “surge” — rise and move, as in waves or billows

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

ThedeterminerUS /ðə/

used before a noun that is already known, already mentioned, or the only one of its kind

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

theypronounUS /ðeɪ/

the people, animals, or things already mentioned, as the subject

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

thousandnounUS /ˈθaʊzənd/

the cardinal number that is the product of 10 and 100

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

throughprepositionUS /θruː/

from one end or side of something to the other

From this reading A square acre of paper was passing through its presses every hour.

toparticleUS /tuː/

used before the base form of a verb to make the infinitive

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

wasauxiliary verbUS /wɑːz/

the past form of “be” used with I, he, she, it, or a singular noun

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

wereauxiliary verbUS /wɜːr/

the past form of “be” used with you, we, they, or a plural noun

From this reading Five thousand copies a minute were reeling off its giant cylinders.

whichpronounUS /wɪtʃ/

used to introduce a clause giving more about a thing just mentioned

From this reading In the huge _Planet_ building, which dominated Broadway, employes, compositors, reporters, advertisers, surged to and fro.

WITHprepositionUS /wɪð/

in the company of; together with

From this reading HE DINED WITH ME LAST NIGHT The afternoon edition of the _Metropolitan Planet_ was going to press.

wouldmodal verbUS /wʊd/

used for something imagined, polite, or habitual in the past

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

wouldn't

Dictionary entry pending editorial verification. Tap Listen to hear the word.

From this reading Placed in a single line (only, of course, they wouldn't be likely to consent to it) they would have reached across Manhattan Island.

Chapter 15 of Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels by Stephen Leacock holds 47 sentences, grouped into 10 reading sections of at most 5 sentences. The text is the source edition, unabridged, and the chapter records which sentences cover which part of the work so that nothing is dropped. Every word can be tapped for its pronunciation and dictionary entry.

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Vocabulary met early in Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels

Words and structures a reader meets early in Winsome Winnie and other New Nonsense Novels, each tappable for pronunciation and meaning.

Winnifred
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Lawyer
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Looking
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Keenly
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